And I loved every second of it. This little sh!t was the most annoying little fugger there.....something about him just made me hate him. He's in 4th or 5th grade, he had a full blown gunt and was wearing a skin tight under armor shirt. His mom was just sitting in the corner bs'ing with some other broads while Tubby and another kid were shooting squirt guns all over everyone. Then when the cake and ice cream came out (it was a 4 year olds party) he runs right up through all the little kids yelling "I CALL OREO ICE CREAM FIRST" This is where I started to plot how I was gonna fugg him up. Started playing catch with some stupid little squish ball toy. Buddy of mine said to throw it over his head and lead him into a tree so I did. Perfect throw, but his bulbous head just missed a branch. Then a cornhole game started and of course Fatty had to be involved......after about 10 minutes it became an all out assault against him with 3 of us overhanding bags at him with bad intentions. Never made him cry though....still upset that.
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