I abused a fat kid at a b-day party today

And I loved every second of it.  This little sh!t was the most annoying little fugger there.....something about him just made me hate him.  He's in 4th or 5th grade, he had a full blown gunt and was wearing a skin tight under armor shirt.  His mom was just sitting in the corner bs'ing with some other broads while Tubby and another kid were shooting squirt guns all over everyone.  Then when the cake and ice cream came out (it was a 4 year olds party) he runs right up through all the little kids yelling "I CALL OREO ICE CREAM FIRST"   This is where I started to plot how I was gonna fugg him up.  Started playing catch with some stupid little squish ball toy.  Buddy of mine said to throw it over his head and lead him into a tree so I did.   Perfect throw, but his bulbous head just missed a branch.  Then a cornhole game started and of course Fatty had to be involved......after about 10 minutes it became an all out assault against him with 3 of us overhanding bags at him with bad intentions.  Never made him cry though....still upset that.

Wow......you out smarted a 5th grader.  

Best to get him acclimated to bullying early on.

 

The childhood obesity epidemic is quite telling. If parents don't even care about their child's physical health and wellbeing, what are the chances they care about the child's education?

There's always that punk behind kid at the bday party with the parents not giving a sh*t. 

The parents are the worst part.  The kid was shooting a squirt gun all over the adults and over the cake and presents and the mother just sits there and say's "don't do that near people, go into the yard".   I would have gotten a nice smack if I was doing that crap.  

gunt?

Fat people face more persecution and discrimination than any race, religion or orientation yet it's ok b/c society condones it. I'm not speaking up for them b/c it's not my place to. One of them should get their fatasses of the couch and do it themselves lol.

Yes, gunt.  Surely you have heard of the Bruce Lee gunt punch?

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cockk while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/box/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

this is a disturbing thread

Was his name Cartman?

You must be 10ish

You'll just be one of the reasons he resorts to cocaine and heroin in 10 years.  Congrats. 

Next stop- get in a fight with kids at a youth soccer game. 

Cuz they annoyed you. 

Do you feel better now sharing this with us?...lol

I don't know who is worse...you or the fat kid...lol

Whenever a kid gets out of control, I just slap the parent.

 So if you see some overgrown kid who is 9-10 years old shoving 2-3 year old girls out of the way so he can be first to stuff his fat face you would do nothing?  I can't smack the kid in front of everyone.....so I choose my battle wisely.  If he gets knocked in the head by a ball or something 'we were just playing'.....  

2 things . The fat kid needs to get off the food and you need to

many years from now you're in an old age home and guess who walks in to change your diaper 

lol what a hilarious thread , Respect BWS