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I don't think Ray Lewis would be able to tackle me


Give him the old stiff arm to the ground
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


Can we please violate his rectum with a foreign object first? 

 

 

Just checked, this is a GO.....Yes, before the freezer

 

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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

I don't think Ray Lewis would be able to tackle me


Give him the old stiff arm to the ground

 

You would definitely give something stiff to Ray Lewis

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

As you all know, I've been the undisputed leader of The Box for nearly the last 11 years. It's a grueling, draining process and my tenure has only been matched by my great-grandfather who reigned supreme here at Covers.com from 1918-1932. Back then, however, it was a different time. There were less MichaelPauls of the world to deal with.

The fact of the matter is, I'm growing weary.  My patience isn't what it used to be. I don't have the mental resolve to dismantle, destroy, and thoroughly embarrass the AustinHoopDream of the internet anymore.

Just look at some of our long-term members here. Hugh_Jorgan started off in 2002 as his high school's valedictorian and is now wearing adult diapers.  ABooksNightmare has been here since 2004 and suffers weekly mental breakdowns.  WallStreetCappers has been a member of Covers.com since 2003 and hasn't said anything remotely interesting in the last six years.

As every great leader has done before me, when the time to move on nears, it becomes our job to select the leader for the next generation. These kind of decisions have made for a lot of sleepless nights, attempting to find the right man for the role.  Here are just a few of the candidates I'm considering:

BigfnPoo.

Saintsfan504.

Bookyman65.

Jay10 (Rooney rule).

Iw1nBets.

Seaweed.

RickeM.

Ace77.

I_Need_A_Detox.

BMA.

Colts03.

And there are many, many under the radar candidates I've been keeping my eye on.

Of course, there is always the chance I'll just book a weekend trip to the spa, get myself reinvigorated, and continue to thoroughly dominate as your leader. Those facials and massages do wonders.




You and Elvis will always be "The King" in my book.


  The Giant                  The King




Guide us with your light. 
 
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Ace.....Ngata ...Rugby player at Oregon would hurt you,but I'd ask him not to....

Cody would flatten you all 350 lbs of him....pancake...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Ace.....Ngata ...Rugby player at Oregon would hurt you,but I'd ask him not to....

Cody would flatten you all 350 lbs of him....pancake...




 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iveycheats:

 

You would definitely give something stiff to Ray Lewis



I'll stiff arm Ryan Howard and give him the AIDS
 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Raven's love the bright 's...get on it...

 

Your boys are 4-3 under the bright 's since 2009.


  not considered LOVE if you ask me......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...... BURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!

 

 

 
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Last year Cody played at 400 pounds,he lost 50 lbs and is playing like he did at Bama...

Ngata and Cody 700 lbs of ...

 
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G Moooooooooooooooo...

Those games were against the varsity....

This squad is the junior varsity....

Come on mannnnnnnnnnnnnn...

 
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The lights have been dim in Jacksonville for many years.

Advantage : Jaguars

 
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Quote Originally Posted by starwink:





You and Elvis will always be "The King" in my book.


  The Giant                  The King




Guide us with your light. 


There can only be one song to symbolize this moment, considering we are in The Box.

Jailhouse Rock.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

G Moooooooooooooooo...

Those games were against the varsity....

This squad is the junior varsity....

Come on mannnnnnnnnnnnnn...

 

Why you mother...........  

 

 

 
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Jacksonville Axeman
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

As you all know, I've been the undisputed leader of The Box for nearly the last 11 years. It's a grueling, draining process and my tenure has only been matched by my great-grandfather who reigned supreme here at Covers.com from 1918-1932. Back then, however, it was a different time. There were less MichaelPauls of the world to deal with.

The fact of the matter is, I'm growing weary.  My patience isn't what it used to be. I don't have the mental resolve to dismantle, destroy, and thoroughly embarrass the AustinHoopDream of the internet anymore.

Just look at some of our long-term members here. Hugh_Jorgan started off in 2002 as his high school's valedictorian and is now wearing adult diapers.  ABooksNightmare has been here since 2004 and suffers weekly mental breakdowns.  WallStreetCappers has been a member of Covers.com since 2003 and hasn't said anything remotely interesting in the last six years.

As every great leader has done before me, when the time to move on nears, it becomes our job to select the leader for the next generation. These kind of decisions have made for a lot of sleepless nights, attempting to find the right man for the role.  Here are just a few of the candidates I'm considering:

BigfnPoo.

Saintsfan504.

Bookyman65.

Jay10 (Rooney rule).

Iw1nBets.

Seaweed.

RickeM.

Ace77.

I_Need_A_Detox.

BMA.

Colts03.

And there are many, many under the radar candidates I've been keeping my eye on.

Of course, there is always the chance I'll just book a weekend trip to the spa, get myself reinvigorated, and continue to thoroughly dominate as your leader. Those facials and massages do wonders.
,,,Always an honor to be included in such a top notch list....However,,I am guessing that once again I will be passed over by an underqualified white boy......
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

,,,Always an honor to be included in such a top notch list....However,,I am guessing that once again I will be passed over by an underqualified white boy......

No, you just know that welfare pays better than this thankless job.

 
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To rub salt into the wound it will probably be a AIDS riddled underqualified white boy





 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:



I laughed at post #25 by "The Giant"

I know he isn't being serious and most of the things that he says are in fun and at times are funny.

But......

I just don't think the whole The Giant/seaweed thing is really funny at all.


The Giant is not Seaweed... Seaweed is not The Giant.

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

Jacksonville Axeman

My neighbor told me he watched the New Zealand/France rugby championship thingy this weekend. He says the Blacks played like crap but managed a 8-7 win anyways. I told him I didn't care, and he went on his way.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:



I laughed at post #25 by "The Giant"

I know he isn't being serious and most of the things that he says are in fun and at times are funny.

But......

I just don't think the whole The Giant/seaweed thing is really funny at all.


Do you think seaweed and I are the same person, Slovak?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

My neighbor told me he watched the New Zealand/France rugby championship thingy this weekend. He says the Blacks played like crap but managed a 8-7 win anyways. I told him I didn't care, and he went on his way.





 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:



Do you think seaweed and I are the same person, Slovak?


Hi
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

,,,Always an honor to be included in such a top notch list....However,,I am guessing that once again I will be passed over by an underqualified white boy......


Nothing makes me more sick than the evil white man.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:



Nothing makes me more sick than the evil white man.
,,,,We must try to take over, Hell......one day, a brother might make it to the White House......
 
 
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Only a black man could interrogate a zombie such is there greatness
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