I have been talking with a super hot woman

Well people do make mistakes. Not everyone who gets locked up is trash. I think it's helpful for people on the inside to realize not everyone will just consider them criminals, and nothing more. Also like I said, it helps me to realize how blessed I am. When I take a bad beat or when I lose big or when I'm just feeling self pity, I quickly realize just how good my life really is, by comparison to millions who are currently locked up. Do you realize just how bad it is on the inside. I don't think most do. It reminds me just how blessed I am. When I was 19, I too did stupid things that If things had gone differently, I could have gotten 15 years. But I was lucky. 

You say I'm paying someone to talk to me. I'm giving her some money so she can eat. They don't feed them shit. She is in Georgia, they do not even get 3 meals on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and holidays. And I bought her some clothes. 5 pack of panties is $9 or so. Do you know how hard it is for female to have like 3 pair of underwear for a full year. 

99% of you are paying a multi million dollar sports book thousands of dollars a year ( probably more ) just to get a gambling drug rush. At the end of the day, what do you get out of it. You don't even get to chop it up with a humbled, gorgeous young babe. No, you just get to make up stories about the refs cheating and the NFL being fixed. 

Maybe I'm helping someone through the absolute worst days of their life. While we all do what we can to avoid homeless people and convince ourselves everyone in prison is a monster, maybe sometimes the one question we shouldn't be asking is " What do I get out of it"

So I need self help because I'm not shitting on her like so many. I will be honest with you too. I think you need self help because you seem to always spin everything negative as a way to try and lift your own self esteem. You don't have to agree with what I'm doing, but it's not a surprise that you are the first to come in with the negative spin. 

Very very rarely but it does happen. She is a rare specimen indeed

Admirable that you're helping out someone during what is likely the worst time of their life...

Plenty of people where I grew up made horrible choices and got caught around 17-25 years old..Several of them are still behind bars ...Absolutely horrifying place , especially for young/attractive people....Used to correspond with people I went to HS wirh that were locked up , sounded like women had it worse usually ...

Do what you want ...If it makes both of your lives better go for it ....

Regardless of if you ever meet her,  you'll know that your actions might have changed her life. 

Kudos to your humanitarianism and philanthropy . you make some sold points . impossible to argue with a majority of what you wrote right there . the divine spirit of all that is good , decent , and real , entered your soul , took possession , and moved your fingers to type that in such an eloquent manner , that I now , at this very moment , stood up from my chair , putting my espresso down , and I thrust my right fist into the air …..jersey shore style , in celebration of that masterpiece……

the holy ghost of goodwill has definitely entered your spiritual sanctum . it has caressed your heart and enriched your mind . moving your extremities like your body is some kind of ouija board for helping those in need , or that are hurting from the pain this life unfortunately doles out most of the time……

but if she was 350 pounds with a face scarred up like someone took a butter knife to it during an argument over scrambled eggs and homefries would you be so willing to jump out of your skin and fight this never ending battle between good versus evil ?

if she pounced on you like a lion does a gazelle tearing apart it’s intestines like the lady outside of Wawa did with the brown teeth that looked like baked beans lined up crookedly to me did , complementing me on my purchase of chile lime Takis ……would you stop , collaborate , and listen ?

if she looked like that monster , with circles under her eyes comin’ out attacking me in 3D like some kind of cartoon hypnotist …..

with the puff of brown smoke dusting up in the air after every garbled sentence she managed to stutter out ….if she was like that …..

would you care about her well being and possibly find yourself falling head over heels in love ?

dogg , the creature from the black lagoon that started hitting on me that I’m talking about wasn’t even smoking a cigarette , that was small clouds of cavity flakes and residual fast food dust flaking off like shrapnel into the atmosphere…..

because I could clearly see her Marlboro Reds were rolled up in her t-shirt sleeve like James Dean or some 1950s greaser ….

would you be so quick to send monetary assistance if she was gifted with that anatomy or those facial features sprinkled in with the bad habits of  a person needing an intervention to boot ?

it’s all relative , like my uncle ron says :

“ people see and believe what they wanna believe , don’t matter to me , cuz nobody knows what the fuck is really going on anyways … “

I hoped this helped you in some form or fashion 

I have more ideas . but I’m gonna need a little more information to make an educated statement……

I love how you make it out to be you being altruistic.  Like you are helping someone.  Like you care.

You are paying a "super hot woman" to talk to you.

You arent helping the fatties and the geriatrics in prison with granny panties are you?  Stop with the horsesh*t.  I am not negative, I am honest - something you obviously cant be with yourself. You are paying someone to give you a fantasy rush.  Thats it.  It aint for her - it is for you.

Why do you post she is super hot?  Why did you target the super hot inmate, and not the normal 200 pounder?  Why out of all the things you give her - you mention panties?

Come on pal. You really could use some introspection. You are one weird dude, with delusional tendencies.

Basically, THIS ^

You are being PLAYED and she knows you are to be played because she knows you know you are being PLAYED.This is just what YOU want and you will take it to whereever you want it to go.

What is FUKKed-UP is you are running 2 Threads in a Gambling Site asking if it is OK.

Hard to see clueless. Seems Danny hasn't done a day inside. In little less than 20 years well she ain't super hot .... 

But she will find the only hand that will feed her... Ain't some reality show. Not something you know but inside commissary and something beyond the states food can keep you safe. Once out here a red card atm . Go home....

Trapped in Atlanta bus station.... Good luck.

@vanzack

 Dude you are so full of yourself, I truly believe you beat off every night staring at a picture of yourself. Wait a couple days for your "analysis" when actual human beings just post their thoughts. But oh no, oh no not you. Wait a couple days for your "analysis". You are so desperate to try to look better than everyone, when in reality you are a miserable blowhard loser always bringing the miserable spin to everyone's posts. Then crying about "all your haters". 

Just your last post to a completely different person's thread 

" He is just looking for attention" 

Not to mention jumping all over everyone who posts asking about hedging. With your arrogant " it's always wrong" response. Then a couple weeks later, you ask about hedging your 49ers play which of course is all of a sudden ok 

You are a blowhard wannabe genius who in reality is a broke ass miserable loser with average IQ.

Yeah I know, "you don't worry about bankroll because if you lose it all, you will just go get another". You are so high and mighty, I didn't know Jeff Bezos posted here.

And yeah you're real honest. Well except for when it comes to posting your YTD record. Amazing how all your plays are always juice free. You just lost on Dolphins +4 (1.5 units) and you deducted 1.5 units. That would be -1.65 units Pinocchio Einstein. And no it wasn't a one time mistake, you do that on EVERY loss. No juice. I guess you are so perfect and amazing and wonderful that your book gives you free juice. Every poster on this board would be plus units if they got free juice. The juice is the reason people lose. So no you are not honest, you are a liar about numerous things.

Like claiming I'm making it out like I'm being altruistic. No, I said several times I'm getting a lot out of it. Also said I wouldn't want her when she gets out because she won't be hot anymore. Either you have major reading comp. Problems or you're just full of shit or both. 

I have unfortunately known blowhards like you. Always desperate to try to look better than everyone else but in reality just insecure losers.

I know, you have "written novels" on sports betting, you put in "50 hours a week for 25 years". "You always win, if you lose you have a process to always get it back". " You don't care about a  bankroll because even if you lose it, you just go get another", " poster shouldn't expect your great results when he doesn't put in your great effort"  All your comments just in the very recent past.

Of course that poster shouldn't expect your great results when he actually has to deduct juice unlike you. No juice, you can flip a coin 10,000 times and be plus units. It's a massive lie. Honest my ass. 

You could have just moved right past this thread but of course not. 24 hours for your "analysis" you non human piece of trash. Besides You would never miss such an easy chance to piss on someone. Because you are a miserable loser.

Now I'm done with you. I will NEVER respond to anything you say ever again. 

I'm not quite sure fully what you mean but that's for sure in less than 20 years she won't be hot. Especially not after 15 years in those conditions. Always stressed, worried. No freedom, no sex, little happiness. Yes it's true that commissary, something extra beyond indigent package is very important. Yes you're right, I have never been to prison but I could tell you all kinds of dumb things I did when I was young. 

Thank you. I have video visitation with her tommorow. Looking forward to it. 

Youre right. If she was fat and ugly, I wouldn't be there. I think I even said I was superficial in the first post or 2. Same thing in real life. I never wanted anything to do with a fat or ugly girl no matter how good she was to me. I'm certainly not ghandi or mother Theresa but she's hot as hell so I am enjoying this. I know every guy wants to act like he's pulling 9s right and left. Reality is every guy is paying one way or another. And they wouldn't do it if she wasn't good looking

That was fantastic.

Whoa ! whoa ! whoa ! …..now you got me sounding like joey lawrence , thanks a lot .

this thread is now blossoming into a plant with poisonous fruit …..

oh my …..um ….be aleck ?

sorry I misspoke . I just took a shower . and I really scrubbed my balls good . I think I had one of my curly pubes stuck on my tongue . this is what I meant to say …..

I mean why be a smart aleck ?

what purpose does it serve ? does it double up your self esteem ? for life ? everyday when you do it ?

that’s the only thing you’re gonna be “ doing “ .

unless you get a conjugal visit .

but I’m sad to say , and to inform you , that Georgia is not currently one of the 4 states in the Union that allows the freaky deeky to go down behind the barbed wire electric fences surrounding the walls to it’s establishments housing incarcerated criminals…..

well , it doesn’t “ legally “ allow it . but then we would be talking about rape . and that’s just plain disgusting . I hate when people do that .

this is a gambling site . right ? that’s what morally corrupt individuals that post here keep telling me . so I’m surmising you must have some “ inside information “ or something ……

the jail has locks . on every door . do you have a “ lock “ pertaining to something vital info-wise ?……

that could shed light on this situation that is slowly but surely getting darker and blacker like my cousin Eugenio’s skin does when he lays out by the beach all day frolicking with those naughty women in bikinis by the surf during the summer because he’s too lazy and stupid to get and keep a job ?

I’m (watch this ) betting that you do ? see what I did there ?

is vanzack the prosecuting attorney in the case against this sultry hot female that helped cover up the murder her boyfriend committed where the blood splatter was recorded at upwards of an estimated 30 feet from where the victim took the gunshot wound to the stomach and the multiple stabbings to the larynx ?

I don’t get it .

did he present false evidence ? or block some important details from being allowed into the proceedings by way of his manipulation of court rules ? circumventing old and archaic tried and true regulations set up to bring perpetrators to justice ?

is vanzack the bizarro My Cousin Vinnie to your girlfriend and her boyfriend’s “ the two Utes ? … “

this is weird . 

Why all the vitriol ? why are you so angry all the time ? my uncle ron says a good remedy for stress is a good old fashioned workout .

do you hit the gym ? do you exercise ? a guy I know named chic can do like 5 or 6 push-ups before he even gets tired . he’s in great shape .

are you buff ? or just low ? self esteem wise ? you don’t even have to go to your local “ Bro “ gymnasium to get a good sweat . vigorous physical activity can be had anywhere …..

take a walk in the park then point to a spot and sprint to it . do that a few times . go bicycle riding . you can even try something a little “ out of the box “ . try bowling . I hear you can really squeeze in a good workout inside on the lanes or even outside in the parking lot …..

I’m just trying to help . don’t displace your stress by throwing a tomato at vanzack . his show is pretty good . if you take the time to stop and listen 

@spockgato

 Ok spockgato I get you were a big fan of blossom. I caught all the references there. See she is the perfect example of what I'm saying. She used to be pretty cute back in the blossom days but have you seen her lately. Holy fuk, I think Alex Trebek looks better than her. I was gonna say Jim Parsons but since he actually swings that way shit would be a little too weird to say. No, I'm pretty much never stressed just hate the smell of asshole. Especially the ones that never stop shitting. You ask if I have a lock and I'm SD to report that I don't but there is good news, sorta. Turns out I have been gambling for 20 years now, mostly straight bets. 

My overall lifetime record on these straight bets is 14,355 wins and 14,055 losses. So as it turns out, I am up 300 units lifetime. Hmmm now I just need to go figure out where all my money went. 

I like your style . you have flair , wit , charisma , and what you say when you’re not being a hater is thought provoking . I could definitely party with you . do you enjoy the taste of a nice cabernet every now and again ?

hahahaha . I love the alex trebek line . classic . with the way you slung that out there , it’s leaving me the impression , that you’ve had a tit or two in your mouth during your life …..

and not necessarily hanging from the same chest , of the same girl , on the same night . you got spunk . but have you erupted any while someone was in the same room as you besides your roommate in college while he was fast asleep and dreaming of torturous scenarios involving his possible failures during upcoming finals week ?

i’m betting that you have 

same . same . same . I musta said that 4 times in my recent 10 second past . I hate shit that’s the same . the same people always liking the same thing . wearing the same kinds of clothes . fucking the same sluttty chicks . picking the same bets . I hate that all my toes on my right foot gotta be in the same shoe . and that’s crazy talk . but that just goes to show you how much I fucking hate the same .

you’re different . I like that 

but I must disagree with you in regards to your perceptions on vanstinky . he’s a good , honest man . he comes from a poor but proud family . and through hard work , determination , and an unbridled ferocious passion to succeed , he has become quite the luminary in his everyday life and around here as well …..

it feels like just a short time ago a young punk made his way onto these boards naive and wet behind the ears . that young whippersnapper with barely a mustache follicle to his name spouted off nonsense and rhetoric akin to a drunk , stoned kid from the ghetto , who was on mushrooms , because he was , just that , all of the above , and what I just typed . the year was 2005 . and that kid was me .

but by following vanzack’s 3 point power plan of discipline , and “ hearing “ his words like they talk about in regards to Jimi Hendrix music in The White Men Can’t Jump movie , I have made quite the success out of myself . and I’m not just talking gambling buddy . I’m talking life . because what this man teaches goes further than just pointspreads , it touches on all facets of our existence.

So from humble beginnings to an owner , and a boss of men , who makes waaaaay more than 40 dollars an hour , I say unto you ….

give him a chance ……

I’m glad you allowed me to toot my own horn . toot . toot . because I’m often so serious that I’m neglectful, and forget to celebrate myself from time to time ….

but I must say , with no form of embarrassment or disrespect to my own self , probably my greatest accomplishment and achievement is having vanzack state that he finds me somewhat intelligent , because during the course of our first correspondence 17 years ago , he said , and I quote “ spockgato has to be the stupidest guy on this site …. “

Good luck to you fine sir and may your first child be a masculine child 

@Danny9999

 When it comes to sports investing Van is easily in the top 0.0001 % IMO ...

Just keep doing what you want Brother ..No shame in your game!!! ..If you post things like this in the general discussion forum here you're going to get met with everything and anything...This is a very usual thread ...Harkens back to the noise hair and fart n sniff days......

Don't let any response impact you Fam 

@spockgato

 Love that I'm on your brain 24/7/366 ...

You're just kneeling in the pew worshipping me ...Your black Jesus Double up Darnell ..

Guys, let me just say I can only aspire to the soulful, fluid, utterly masterful way you fellas have with words. And I mean that sincerely!!!

I have a feeling that we are witnessing a me'nage a trois of the uttermost intellects in this entire forum. Keep it up fellas I can't wait to see where this leads. (Let's hope it's good). I think you three have to have some common ground somewhere!!!

Sincerely Rustie  

I agree.

My sincere apology to Danny.  I was wrong to make snap judgements.  It is something that I have worked on over the past 20 years, much more recently.  Life is too short.  I judged you as being a sucker, and that was wrong.  I am sorry.

Please accept my apology Danny.  Live life the way you want to.  Enjoy it all.  Take it from someone who is older than you, and has had my share of near death stuff - fighting isnt worth it.

Spock - I cant believe I once said you were the stupidest person at covers.  That was a different person than I am now.

I really think you have genius.  You have writing ability, and your pop culture references and poetry are second to none.  You are really wasting your time here - but arent we all.

Over the time we have been here - we have all grown.  I am nothing like I was 20 years ago.  I look at old posts I made and just cringe.  Yes - I am a disciplined person because I need to be to compensate for my inability to have chaos in my life.  Discipline and plans are what help me survive, so that is what I preach when people ask me questions - but it isnt for everyone - lots of more artistic and creative people thrive in chaos - unfortunately I am a deeply non-creative person who would like nothing more than one day to be able to paint or to play music or just create anything.  I am totally right brained.

Smoking pot in my older age has helped tremendously.  I am at my most creative when I do - because I lose my filter and my mind works in ways that it doesnt without it.  I am a creative problem solver after a few tokes of the chronic - a better Vanzack if you will.

I admire and appreciate a lot of what Covers and the posters here have given me over the years.  I dont say it enough.  Being a gambler is a solo lifestyle - and this place lets me "hang out" with people I never meet in person.  So I am grateful for that.

Keep up the great work.

@vanzack

 THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

@vanzack

 You look at your old posts?

cool 

“I won't let my heart get involved because by the time she gets out she won't even be hot anymore. I know how that sounds, just being honest. She will be mid 30s, maybe even late 30s. And a full decade in that hell hole, being stressed, eating crappy food adds 10 years. Shes gonna look 45-50. I know that's superficial but it also helps me to keep from becoming one of those types that fall head over heels then can be played for a fool real easy” 

Brah! You gotta be kidding me  

A Psychiatrist would make a case study about  you…maybe walk away from the keyboard and get some sunshine. 

This thread is a good read...