I like to taste myself - MLB pick 5/1

Yankees first team to score +108

I’m worried . Seriously . Get a Kleenex like everybody else . Wipe it with a sock or a rag or whatever’s handy . Rub it into your skin . I don’t know . But for Christ’s sake don’t consume it ! But if I inferred incorrectly and you are talkin’ boogers then have at it buddy . Hope you get a thick hard one and it has the same texture as Crunchy JIF peanut butter ya dig ? Good luck snackin’ and on your games too pal . Grab a winner either way but leave the semen for the Navy . Ya heard ? 

Hey Spock, go fuck yourself. 

Come on bro . It’s not even like that 

First you taste yourself then you want me to fuck myself ?

Lots of thoughts about self gratification is circulating around in your medulla oblongata huh ? Not a problem son , I gotchu and I got this ! Let’s profit ! What’s up ?

Get the fuck off my lawn

This is America Jack . I’ll stroll where I see fit . Plus I might even put a little wiggle in my hips to excite the ladies . I’m like a young Elvis only with size 15 Adidas instead of those nerdy blue suede shoes ya heard ? I’m Mount Etna spewin’ fire and flames while you’re just a guy who’s tired and mired in lame . Kick rocks Potsy !

@GrainSilo

 Ban this juvenile

I know right . Nothing contrarian about that . I agree 

This guy is awesome!! GO FUCK YOURSELF PAL!!! 

Yeah, what chitown said. Don’t ban me I’m awesome. Jesus Christ. Go kill yourself. Yankees first to score tonight btw

Fucking kill yourself, Contrarian. Fucking retard. 

BOL tonite

Thanks you too guys

Have fun being banned within the next 3 hours if it even takes that long 

Over 3 hours +140

under 3 hours -160

and yes I know “go and fuck yourself”

Oh no you really showed me

Congratulations ! You did it . You happy now huh ? How does it taste ? Salty ? Sweet ? Like vermouth strained through the sweat sock worn by some overweight mother after a particularly grueling yoga class ?

Which one ?  Huh ? None ? All ? You high on mushrooms and can’t answer ?

You rapscallion you ! You have a special gift ! And you’re just wasting it here at Covers.com .

I suggest you start shitting into little boxes and labeling them guaranteed with a felt tip pen or a black magic marker because we can sell those things on the internet as “ a guaranteed piece of shit “ ya dig ?

Boom . Mo’ Money .

We’ll parlay your amazing personality and your awesome first team to score bets into a successful company that peddles manure to the masses .

All we gotta do is keep feeding you and we’re basically just one excrement excretion away from all profit minus the Arby’s overhead . This is what America’s all about you sweet high heeled wearing hairy legged bastard !

We got this pal . Me and you ! Overnight sensations , and Social media influencers extraordinaries ! We’ll be each fucking a Kardashian by next week . You get Khloe . She scares me . It’s that jaw bro . It reminds me of one of those big metal arms on those construction vehicles that moves dirt , junk , and debris . One false move by her mouth game and I’m one step away from being what happened to Bruce Jenner after the final procedures of his transformation . I can’t have that , cuz I’m an Olympian when it comes to banging the ladies and I need my wiener to bring home the gold . Ya heard ?

Let’s get one more bet tomorrow and we can start building the trust of the people you ornery heathen ok ?

Good luck and God bless brother . Sleep well and I hope you don’t pee the bed 

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I like to taste Wreck myself    

^^^

Hunter Biden having a tough week 

Rare find,,,keep them coming,,,for Dylan Mulva dudes who like to taste themselves 

@BIGDTITLE

@GrainSilo 

sounds like a new sexual orientation in the making