i see that the nazi mods have been busy

welcome to covers.com, where your right to FREE SPEECH doesnt mean shit.

Now you throwing that word around like that makes you no better than the nerds that do that on this site when they describe people that are just a little more conservative than themselves , and that swing the other way on the political spectrum . 

I’m not talking about switching wives for a night of carnal pleasure either by the way . I used that word in a different context .

So pretty please with sugar on top , along with a sparkling maraschino cherry  : do not label all mods as nazi .

that’s so second grade and childish . Like peeing your pants during morning prayers . I’m looking at you Peskowitz . You left a puddle in the concave of the chair right next to me and I had to look/smell at it for what seemed like forever ……

till Otto the janitor who would tell us all about what his kinky girlfriends would do to him during recess finally cleaned that yellow liquid of doom that sprang from your peehole because you couldn’t contain it .

i had fun telling you that “ urine trouble for doing that “ for the rest of the year by the way .

but damn homie . You didn’t have to change schools and not come back for the 3rd grade because of it .

that was a pusssy move in my opinion cuz I was just saying it jokingly and I thought you were an alright kid .

tammy , deb , superbeets , djbrow , and weeble are not nazi . Get over yourself pal . 

ya dig ?

So many people misinterpret the meaning of "free speech".

Sorry bro . I guess you’re more of a material girl . But borderline was alright . Better than that Desperately Seeking Susan garbage . At least we can both agree on that . Good . It was getting a little rocky there between us . Hey Woman !! But I’m glad that now we’re dancing on that isla bonita . Ya dig ? So you wanna vogue or what ?

I know I’m getting old but I think I just pissed my pants!

just take it like a man and shut the hell up. 

How dare you spout off at the mouth with your curvaceous hips doing that sultry mambo dance like that !

you’re making all the navy boys go crazy for your seductress charms !

I’ll bet you 5 to 1 …..

that all those midshipmen that dock in your port ,

will drop a dollop of their liquid from their dicks on your midriff or you’ll swallow it and gorge .

As I anoint you Boy George . The whorrre for the loins .

now how’s that for hollerin’ at your pompousness with some dominance ya dork ?

Ya know there are better ways to make a buck than gettin’ on your knees and “ fixing it “ .

Ya dig ?

like being the guy that blows into the alcohol monitor in Cranky Hank’s station wagon so that he can drive home drunk from the bar again .

or maybe bigred will let you work at his shop and you can clean all the returned carpets that dogs shit on , or that guys semened all over .

just thoughts bro . Just thoughts . 

@spockgato

 You can't return old carpet to a flooring shop. And why is Desperately Seeking Susan catching strays? It's at least as good as Mannequin.

The 80's. Great time, music movies

If it's good the installers will take it  to their shed

and install it on a side job....

Fuck a side job . I’d rather have some sideboob . Or some of that infamous underboob . I don’t need to see the whole thing . I really don’t . I like the mystery . And the temptation . It’s like them old burlesque shows from back in the days . I might see half the edge of a bitch’s hip and part of her flapjack peekin’ out from the back , but some giant accordion sized fan she’s waving in front of her body covers the rest of her kibbles and bits . So seductive ! Like that 50 cent song . I mean baby might have the magic clitt but I’ll never see it . But skanks from the olden times never shaved the clam so you could just look at a picture of a thumb working its way through the fibers of a toupee and basically see the same thing . Know what I mean ? Or am I the only one ? Damn . Just because a club is “ exclusive “ doesn’t make it difficult to be in sometimes I guess . It would just be nice to get that reaffirming nod every now and again . Or that “ I gotchu “ or “ I dig “ . But then again I assume that’s what makes finding a 4 leaf clover so special . Until you try to smoke it and it burns into ash , and then you don’t have the evidence to show anyone that you found one . So is life I guess . It ain’t perfect . Ya feel me ?

@spockgato

 Waxing Poetic! May your sentence never be rescinded. I would miss you. Signed, BROOKS.