I'm going to be out for a bit

@Cranky_Hank

 #92  this place is too pricey for you donkey...

This thread has swingers/wife swap written all over it. And who could hate on Haloti?

@StumpTownStu

Bigred just gave me his current address in the other thread. It is an obvious invitation to have me visit him, put on a Ray Lewis jersey and fuck the living crap outta his wife.

I would wear my Ray Rice jersey, but then I would have to smack his wife around just to honor the jersey, and Hugh don't play that

If you guys don't hear from me for the next 12 hours, it will be because the cell phone service is sketchy between Florida and the Motel 6 in Carolina

U wouldnt touch my wife you bitch.....

Is she that hideous?

Let me turn my car around

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Here's the Play in the world of Wife-Tasting

If the Window is Open but the Drapes are closed,you're invited to stand outside the Motel room and Listen.

If the window is open and the Drapes are Open,you can stand outside the motel room and Watch.

If the window is open and the drapes are open and the Door is ajar,you can come in if you wear the right Jersy.

How about if the window is open, the drapes are open, the door is open, the welcome mat is open, the bowl filled with condoms is open, the bag with the sex toys is open ... and of course it is Motel 6, so they'll leave the light on.

I smell romance in the air

The Grimace was swearing at his cellphone this afternoon down by the pool.  His wife tried calming him down but he then began questioning her fidelity!  Daytime drama at the Outer Banks.

“That guy makes me so mad!!!”

He is just a big purple baby.

Take it easy on the guy ay?

@undermysac

I'm done

Wait, did he go from just being built like Grimace to literally being purple?

@StumpTownStu

Pretty sure the lower half is purple and he may or may not got evicted from the motel 

The Grimace and Mrs. Grimace we’re at the pool, this afternoon.  I overheard them talking.

The Grimace was laying on his back, looking at the sky and said, “Bae, you don’t think I’m a big purple baby, do you?”

Mrs. Grimace said, “No Boo.  You’re just a thin skinned, sunburned baby!”

”Thanks Bae”

I though maybe he painted himself for Ravens games but that would make a huge mess of the swimming pool.

When Grimace leaves the Pool...does he leave an Oil Slick like The SomethingOrOther Valdez?