I'M THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET SCALAJABRONEE STYLE: STU VS. SABANESQUE. LOSER LEAVES COVERS FOREVER

Don't forget Stump, he knows more about being a black man than you do 

I know. And "the black people he knows would pick him over me" blah, blah, blah. I hope these fictitious people would accept you over a complete stranger. I guarantee any random black person would accept me over you. I can also guarantee you'd get your arse kicked talking that, "The blacks..." rah, rah.

Frankly, you know nothing about me. You base your inferences about my identity aren't based on any commentary i've made but are based solely ob my refusal to disassociate with people you label as bigots and kowtow to you. You want me to find fault with people who never have disrespect me for the likes of a man who incessantly disrespects me. F*ck off! You really need to get over yourself.

Who's ashamed? At the end of the day, i'm two things you'll always yearn to be and never will. Black and loved. I'm gonna leave it at that in the hope that you'll crawl back into whatever hole you crawled out of.

Scal the only person you have shamed is you. You look and act like a complete idiot. It's great you keep bragging about those two years (and yes, great job) but fail to talk about the 40% that Hugh and PB exposed you for in the prior years. I find it impossible to believe a man with an ego like yours doesn't "remember" how well he did in those years. To add, I am not and will not knock you if you don't win, or have losses as we all do. I will knock when you think you're better than others. 

Stop acting like you are better than everyone else. You're not. 

Covers number one liar

Scal's bragging reminds you of Al Bundy cherishing those four touchdowns in one high school football game

Count it! Four touchdowns for Polk High! But I digress... I'm not allowed to joke with you guys who have never said anything racial or disrepectful to me because you're all bigots. I'm not allowed according to Scal, master of all black people.

Massa Scal.

Scal, i've got a serious question. Are you a h0m0sexual? It's not a joke and i'm not trying to insult you as I don't think it's a condemnable to be "happy". It's a sincere question.

I don't believe you. Even your answer is somewhat questionable. A simple yes or no would have sufficed. You felt the need to mention bench pressing german automobiles as if "happy" men don't work out. I won't go further into it because, as I said, it is in no way meant to insult you. I don't believe you but will take you at your word.

here in Toronto, the vast majority of men who lift "bro type" weights at all the major gyms are happy or semi-happy or on the down low happy...one of the best investments I ever made was to create my own man cave home gym in a custom built corner of our basement when he bought our house and did a full gut job...having kids it's easy to get away for a 20min blast of a particular body part whenever I want...plus not having to see the funny things going on in plain site at a local gym is a nice bonus too.

anyone who's worked out regularly in Toronto in the past few years knows just how overtly happy gyms have recently become (HONE and Goodlife Fitness is the worst)

And as far as bench pressing the people's wagon, remember when the people's champ challenged you to a gun show? He followed through and posted a pic, you didn't. Remember when Hugh offered to meet you anywhere in Jersey for a bench press contest? You waffled. These bigots are men of honor who would've have stayed away if they were you.

I think you're a sad little man, probably "happy", who has created this fantasy image for oneself that looks something like your avatar. I'll leave the subject alone though as i'll have to charge for this psychoanalysis if I don't.

Pack, any one who has worked out in any gym in America. That's what made his answer so ironic. It literally amounts to, "Would I have spent all of this time learning show tunes and doing musical theatre if I were "happy".

And here's what 99.99% of the black people have to say about the wigger Scalabrine after he's done "conversing" with them on how Freddie Gray is a hero or some S#!T:

Scal, WTF are you even doing here? Didn't you have to bend the knee to Hugh & The People's Champ and were exiled from posting in the PB? GTFO and go back to the mains with your 1,000 word essay losers.....

See, that's where you're wrong. You questioning my blackness is a joke. You're a white guy from the Pine Barrens who I doubt even has black friends. Nat freakin' Turner could come back to life and question my blackness and I wouldn't miss a beat because I know who I am. There's no dysphoria here.

You, on the other hand, couldn't even answer the question like an adult. Smiling emoticons and comments about bench pressing foreign cars. 

Again, I wasn't trying to insult you. I don't think it's negative to be g.a.y. but I truly believe you are.

IMO I believe everyone suffers implicit racism including 

IMO I believe everyone has implicit racism in them including you Scal, if you don't you're not mortal

Not one black person I know gets up and arms about the term wigger. What about thosw that you know? Oh yeah. You don't know any. I don't know you got the memo but our minds we're free now, massa Scal. You can't tell me who I can speak to in an online chat forum. You know nothing about black people or the black experience that didn't come from a book or f*cking twitter. You're a joke. A fraud. And you bring this place down. It's funny how there wasn't even a mention of race in the box until you showed up.

Let's just be real. You're just mad that I outed you.