I'm the best capper alive, you better ask about me

you clowns and laypeople won't understand about what the godfather and GOAT of CBB capping has to offer, but that's fine, I don't care, nor do my followers, the real ones that been here through the decades since '06. Facts and stats are all we cap. Y'all clowns listen to rhetoric and whack talk tracks. Easiest play of the day is the muhhhhhfuhhhhkin Tarhells of Chapel muhhhhfukkkkkin Hill to murrrrrrrrder these lame assssssss hawks that fly out to sea of Wagner derivation...... bruh,,,,,,,, UNC is not doing chit in the tourney.....BUT..... they are gonna murrrrrrrder Wagner by atleast a 33 spot, per kenpom analytics (go buy it you cheapskate) in an 83-49 type mercy score. Are you for real? Wagner got 7 cats dressing.....7...... and those 7 are bootleg AF except the tiny PG with the receeding hairline, he aight......UNC has 13 All Americans..... ya heard? Wagner got past Howard.....congrats, well done, ya got that NCAA win, checked out mentally. These fools are gonna get covered in the 1H. UNC goes 5 deep in the front court. This line is comical. Should be 37-42. Wagner got 3 cats that barely touch 6'7". UNC got 9 cats that height or more. It's gonna be destruction worse than Napoleon getting shame at Waterloo. I don't post much cuz y'all don't deserve me, that's just keepin' it 100....but i've had a couple glasses of the Avion 44 and sitting up 6 stacks of high society on the season so i figured I'd share the wealth with you Remora.... if you don't know that, google it, lame A mofos. 3 dimes on UNC to bloody the water pigeons. copy pasted after submission. YW. GFY. Ticket Number: 769691388 Accepted Date: 3/21/24 Amount: $3,300.00 Status: Pending To win: $3,000.00 Type: Spread Description: Basketball - NCAA - Wagner vs North Carolina - Spread | 726 North Carolina -25 -110 buying -½ for GAME | 03/21/2024 02:45:00 PM (EST) | Pending NCAA Tournament - First Round - Spectrum Center - Charlotte, NC

betonline is the book, per usual, line was -25.5 EV now it's already moved to -25 -115. they know about your boy. amateurs

Bro that must’ve of been the most entertaining and best read I’ve had in a while. I laughed so hard but you’re absolutely right. Wagner has no chance the the difference between analytics and talent is pretty big. Between all the big lines North Carolina should cover easy tomorrow.

 Looking forward to more of insights and plays.

could not let a 25 percent boost expire and am small player so...took alt line nc -16- (200-71.31)    

Alcohol-induced aggression. Love it ! gL to you sir kinda liking this bet myself but hate hate hate to lay huge points in March madness 

And of course since I live in nyc. I can’t bet against the fcking Staten island team 

-25 -120 now. #theyaintdumb #sharperthanyourmomsnipples

as an infamous Covers capper used to say "Take UNC and go to sleep!" g'night to all you losers that bet with your heart and not your head and wonder why you're broke.....

@pederson16

 Good luck!!!!!

That was freakin awesome! 

@pederson16

 , Great writeup, nail it.

Pederson kicks ass!!! 

@pederson16

 That would be through the “decade” not decades   I just figured the best capper would be able to do some basic math 

As a famous meme says “I ain’t readin all that. I’m happy for ya or sorry for your loss”

 

Did he tip Wagner ML?

@pederson16

 Didn’t read

What language are you speaking?  You are so confident  on a -25,5 favorite that you are buying  a half a point?

Blowout City!! 

@the1toturn2

 I spotted that!

 

In all seriousness, mega favourites in hoops are never a sure thing. They could be ahead by 30 with ten minutes to go then put the entire bench in with instructions to go easy, let them have a few moments and let’s focus on round 2

First half is maybe a better bet but it’s baked into the line of course

Down to 24.5. they onto you 

THE MESSIAH HAS ARRIVED

 

@the1toturn2

 I lost it at that

 

 

 

 

@pederson16

 Any dawwwgs on waggy?? Or all cats??

 

Thoughts on 1st round unders?

   He says   "they are gonna murrrrrrrder Wagner by atleast33 spot"

Not sure why buying is needed 

 

 

That Write up is worth a $100 bet.