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It appears a horrible mistake has been made. Phil Helmuth has been unjustly detained without cause. Clerical error, without a doubt. Please use your authority to rectify this egregious situation. I thank you in advance, and I'll see you among the general population 15 minutes hence.


 
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He's on his way.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lbcake:

He's on his way.
 



 
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clerical error
 
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bend over it wont hurt as much
 
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just let me know your previous usernames and that will help me cut through red tape at HQ
 
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previous usernames? I don't follow......


 
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I don't follow...
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PhilHelmuth:

previous usernames? I don't follow......


 

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What a donkey
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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If I had a sword I would stab you
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PhilHelmuth:

previous usernames? I don't follow......


Looks like we got ourselves a Comedian in the house...

Or just another Douchebag.

Comedian +110, Douchebag -120

 
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Quote Originally Posted by allbees:

 



Albees --

He's not really serious, is he?
 
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rizzo is up my ass...i need to document everything these days


 
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Quote Originally Posted by PhilHelmuth:



Albees --

He's not really serious, is he?
no hes not thats why you still in cuffs
 
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This isn't going to end well for PhilHelmuth.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sayonara
 
 
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Any chance this is a "Matador" alias?      My SAF radar came up with that name.    
 
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I'm a little confused. I thought KOAJ was supposed to know all these things already. He seriously has the gumption to ask me straight out? What fun would that be? Hell, this is Covers. We need to go through the guessing routine first......


 
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Quote Originally Posted by PhilHelmuth:



Albees --

He's not really serious, is he?

I am afraid so.

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Come off it, Greymutt. Let the people have their fun......
 
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Matador used to call me "GreyMutt"    
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

Matador used to call me "GreyMutt"    


Matador used to call you a lot worse......
 
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Greymutt --

None of this changes the fact that you are a punk and a retard. Stay out of it.
 
 
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Matador View Space | Friends | Playbook

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Got pinched fair and square. Look up thasarg's "Facts about black...." thread and scroll about halfway down for the text of it, which Greymutt was kind enough to reproduce for us. More info can be had if you dig enough.

No beef. I just need to be let out after a fair term so I can get back to kicking Greymutt's ass in the political forum. I know, not much ambition in that, but I need an easy mark after all the trauma I've been through..........
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