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You know, been gone a while, kind of bored on a Sunday evening, so I decide "What the heck, let's check in and see how things are going".

This is the first thing I see.....



Farewell Covers, unless I get bored again.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

You know, been gone a while, kind of bored on a Sunday evening, so I decide "What the heck, let's check in and see how things are going".This is the first thing I see.....Farewell Covers, unless I get bored again.....

Please. Please. Don't do that to covers and all the good folk here. I don't know how we gonna survive after you leave us again good Sir. Is there anything I can do for you?  I can stick a broomstick up your anus so you won't be bored for the next three months first stiching your anus and then removing the stiches. I still have to figure how you gonna take crap thou.

Don't forget to close the door when you leave

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MereuLaTimp:

Please. Please. Don't do that to covers and all the good folk here. I don't know how we gonna survive after you leave us again good Sir. Is there anything I can do for you?  I can stick a broomstick up your anus so you won't be bored for the next three months first stiching your anus and then removing the stiches. I still have to figure how you gonna take crap thou.

Don't forget to close the door when you leave



 If nothing else, she/he got Gimme down pat.......
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Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

You know, been gone a while, kind of bored on a Sunday evening, so I decide "What the heck, let's check in and see how things are going".This is the first thing I see.....Farewell Covers, unless I get bored again.....

I know, right? I've been busy with work stuff the past few so I have't really been on. I was about to jump in the Pack thread when I saw this.

By the way, i'm 35 and I also have a large penis though not 13 inches. I make really good money and enjoy eating booty. Did I mention i'm Black? Also, I occasionally partake in adult beverages and/drugs, if you're working steps or something. Nothing crazy. Lil weed, probably some blow. Every now and then maybe some mushrooms or acid. Really a blue moon kinda of thing. Maybe once a year.

And the eating booty is kind of a deal breaker if you're one of the few women not into that. It would be one-sided as I don't like my ass messed around with during sex. Also, i'm married so....

TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
 
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3sum Dimsum we all want to eat yourbum an_bounce

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interesting thread
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

You know, been gone a while, kind of bored on a Sunday evening, so I decide "What the heck, let's check in and see how things are going".This is the first thing I see.....Farewell Covers, unless I get bored again.....
I know, right? I've been busy with work stuff the past few so I have't really been on. I was about to jump in the Pack thread when I saw this. By the way, i'm 35 and I also have a large penis though not 13 inches. I make really good money and enjoy eating booty. Did I mention i'm Black? Also, I occasionally partake in adult beverages and/drugs, if you're working steps or something. Nothing crazy. Lil weed, probably some blow. Every now and then maybe some mushrooms or acid. Really a blue moon kinda of thing. Maybe once a year. And the eating booty is kind of a deal breaker if you're one of the few women not into that. It would be one-sided as I don't like my ass messed around with during sex. Also, i'm married so....

Stop compensating yourself for your obvious deficiencies on my count. What you wrote here actually constitutes what you wish to be. I do have a masters degree kiddo. You wish to be Black with capital letter... You're probably a nerdy little white trash wanna be. You talk about the size of your penis. Do you really think that real men with REAL penises talk about their penises? Did you read anywhere I am looking for a penis? Or money? Shame on you little darling. You also mention you're married. So, you are most probably a:

1.Little nerdy white trash wanna be with small penis. Well, still wouldn't care spending some time with you if you were funny.

2. You're broke most of your pathetic life. But, that is still OK if you know how to have good time in moments of clarity from your wanna be big time cool dude with outdated drugs. Today it's a different chemical world out there.

3. You're married....If you are - it is to another man which I don't mind. But, you're not my kind.

 

Good news? If your penis is as big as you like the respectable forum members to know(still don't get for what purpose? - then go down on yourself darling. And don't use teeth if you still have any left. Most importantly - pull it out before you choke yourself because ....Ah. Enough. 

Enjoy yourself peeanut man

 
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I'll tell those of you who really wonder if I'm serious. Yes I am. Yes I will pay forbyour trip as long as you are fun. Money - I went 8-0 football long weekend together with MK (yes, the one from livegamestips), lost couple picks of my own and then again won big on Grand Salami under last night. So, 9-2 thursday thru monday was worth more than 3 grand for me. And that is more or less usual. So, all I need is a companion who likes betting and partying in Vegas. One serious man I can right away recognize here leaving an email or a phone number. I'll do the rest

 
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this should be a good read 24hrs from now

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I hear Man City is a real high roller.  And he lives near you.  You should definitely hit him up.  Just make sure he’s done his chores first. 
 
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RuPaul? Is that you?

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kidvegas03:

there will be one dude in this forum who tries to hook up with this fake account. id put 5k in that lol



you won.   wanted me to PayPal 500 for a ticket.  scam.


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Quote Originally Posted by BIGDTITLE:

I hear Man City is a real high roller.  And he lives near you.  You should definitely hit him up.  Just make sure he’s done his chores first.

I like soccer too. But football I meant is American Football. Sorry boys. Those days when Real and Barcelona, Bayern have a hard time picking wins - is time to stay away from soccer till the teams will make enough moneywinning on their own not winning to get their owners some bonuses. Man Utd included. 

I'm more of  an NFL and college football kinda woman

 
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Quote Originally Posted by BIGfnPOO:

Quote Originally Posted by kidvegas03:

there will be one dude in this forum who tries to hook up with this fake account. id put 5k in that lol
you won.   wanted me to PayPal 500 for a ticket.  scam.

BIGfnPOO, or shoeshinebox or mr navy guy and so on and on. You're the last person I'd expect to lie just like that. What has happened to you? I expect full apology and nothing less for this BS you allowed yourself to write. See you in Reno Mr Ed......

Apologize immediately please

 
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Date Category Home Team Away Team Pick W/L/P Units Odds Invested Return Profit

2018-10-01 NFL DEN Broncos KC Chiefs Under 53 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-30 NFL ATL Falcons CIN Bengals Over 52 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-30 NFL DAL Cowboys DET Lions Away +2.5 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-30 NFL PIT Steelers BAL Ravens Away +3 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-29 NCAAFB Georgia Southern Arkansas State Home +3 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-29 NCAAFB Notre Dame Stanford Over 52 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-28 NCAAFB Harvard Rhode Island Away +3 Win 5 -110 550.00 1,050.00 500.00

2018-09-27 NFL LA Rams MIN Vikings Over 24.5 First Half Win 5 105 500.00 1,025.00 525.00

Those are the 8 games and now also Colorado MLB pick ic coming thru

 
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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

RuPaul? Is that you?

Maybe its Anafisa's older cousin?

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Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

RuPaul? Is that you?
Maybe its Anafisa's older cousin?
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Quote Originally Posted by MereuLaTimp:

Stop compensating yourself for your obvious deficiencies on my count. What you wrote here actually constitutes what you wish to be. I do have a masters degree kiddo. You wish to be Black with capital letter... You're probably a nerdy little white trash wanna be. You talk about the size of your penis. Do you really think that real men with REAL penises talk about their penises? Did you read anywhere I am looking for a penis? Or money? Shame on you little darling. You also mention you're married. So, you are most probably a: 1.Little nerdy white trash wanna be with small penis. Well, still wouldn't care spending some time with you if you were funny. 2. You're broke most of your pathetic life. But, that is still OK if you know how to have good time in moments of clarity from your wanna be big time cool dude with outdated drugs. Today it's a different chemical world out there. 3. You're married....If you are - it is to another man which I don't mind. But, you're not my kind.   Good news? If your penis is as big as you like the respectable forum members to know(still don't get for what purpose? - then go down on yourself darling. And don't use teeth if you still have any left. Most importantly - pull it out before you choke yourself because ....Ah. Enough.  Enjoy yourself peeanut man

In honor of my bro, Pack....OY VEY!!

Where to start? First off, do you know how I know that you are actually the man with the small penis? It's because you don't realize that us with big penises talk about our heaters all of the time. I don't excessively talk about it, or use it as a pick up line, but i'm not bashful about it either. Dudes talk about d*cks. Mostly to other dudes. I'll let you unpack that one on your own, seeing as how you have a "Masters".

Second, do you know how I know you're a guy in general? Real women don't come onto covers dot freakin' com looking for companionship. Make whatever b.s. claims you fancy, "I'm just an independent former beauty queen who brings home the beef and smokes it too who likes betting sports." We all know you're some SAF closet case looking for male attention. You're essentially what you accuse me off. A nerdy little white dude, whose wife probably caught him in women's panties, left and took the kids. Now you've created this female persona for yourself. Personally, I think you're really Sabanesque.

I've got nothing to hide. I don't come in here making false claims or touting all the money I clock wagering. I come in here and crack a few jokes with the bros. And there are atleast 10 bros on this site that know if they are ever out my way there's an open invitation for rounds (and rails) if they are so inclined. I've got nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, with your offers of trips and fun times, will never actually meet up with any of these dudes. And we all know why.

Lastly, the fact that you tried to call my drugs outdated shows you don't get out much. Weed never goes away, especially when you're dabbin' 90% wax. And coke has come back. Shrooms, acid, molly, all have there place on the party scene. You say that you had a drug problem. What were you on, meth? That's real cosmopolitan. Puts me and my week and blow and mushrooms right in our place.

TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!

In honor of my bro, Pack....OY VEY!!

Where to start? First off, do you know how I know that you are actually the man with the small penis? It's because you don't realize that us with big penises talk about our heaters all of the time. I don't excessively talk about it, or use it as a pick up line, but i'm not bashful about it either. Dudes talk about d*cks. Mostly to other dudes. I'll let you unpack that one on your own, seeing as how you have a "Masters".

Second, do you know how I know you're a guy in general? Real women don't come onto covers dot freakin' com looking for companionship. Make whatever b.s. claims you fancy, "I'm just an independent former beauty queen who brings home the beef and smokes it too who likes betting sports." We all know you're some SAF closet case looking for male attention. You're essentially what you accuse me off. A nerdy little white dude, whose wife probably caught him in women's panties, left and took the kids. Now you've created this female persona for yourself. Personally, I think you're really Sabanesque.

I've got nothing to hide. I don't come in here making false claims or touting all the money I clock wagering. I come in here and crack a few jokes with the bros. And there are atleast 10 bros on this site that know if they are ever out my way there's an open invitation for rounds (and rails) if they are so inclined. I've got nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, with your offers of trips and fun times, will never actually meet up with any of these dudes. And we all know why.

Lastly, the fact that you tried to call my drugs outdated shows you don't get out much. Weed never goes away, especially when you're dabbin' 90% wax. And coke has come back. Shrooms, acid, molly, all have there place on the party scene. You say that you had a drug problem. What were you on, meth? That's real cosmopolitan. Puts me and my week and blow and mushrooms right in our place.

 
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Man city is a user name here on Covers.   No affiliation with soccer.  You should check him out.  He’s real spank bank material 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Stop compensating yourself for your obvious deficiencies on my count. What you wrote here actually constitutes what you wish to be. I do have a masters degree kiddo. You wish to be Black with capital letter... You're probably a nerdy little white trash wanna be. You talk about the size of your penis. Do you really think that real men with REAL penises talk about their penises? Did you read anywhere I am looking for a penis? Or money? Shame on you little darling. You also mention you're married. So, you are most probably a: 1.Little nerdy white trash wanna be with small penis. Well, still wouldn't care spending some time with you if you were funny. 2. You're broke most of your pathetic life. But, that is still OK if you know how to have good time in moments of clarity from your wanna be big time cool dude with outdated drugs. Today it's a different chemical world out there. 3. You're married....If you are - it is to another man which I don't mind. But, you're not my kind.   Good news? If your penis is as big as you like the respectable forum members to know(still don't get for what purpose? - then go down on yourself darling. And don't use teeth if you still have any left. Most importantly - pull it out before you choke yourself because ....Ah. Enough.  Enjoy yourself peeanut man

In honor of my bro, Pack....OY VEY!!

Where to start? First off, do you know how I know that you are actually the man with the small penis? It's because you don't realize that us with big penises talk about our heaters all of the time. I don't excessively talk about it, or use it as a pick up line, but i'm not bashful about it either. Dudes talk about d*cks. Mostly to other dudes. I'll let you unpack that one on your own, seeing as how you have a "Masters".

Second, do you know how I know you're a guy in general? Real women don't come onto covers dot freakin' com looking for companionship. Make whatever b.s. claims you fancy, "I'm just an independent former beauty queen who brings home the beef and smokes it too who likes betting sports." We all know you're some SAF closet case looking for male attention. You're essentially what you accuse me off. A nerdy little white dude, whose wife probably caught him in women's panties, left and took the kids. Now you've created this female persona for yourself. Personally, I think you're really Sabanesque.

I've got nothing to hide. I don't come in here making false claims or touting all the money I clock wagering. I come in here and crack a few jokes with the bros. And there are atleast 10 bros on this site that know if they are ever out my way there's an open invitation for rounds (and rails) if they are so inclined. I've got nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, with your offers of trips and fun times, will never actually meet up with any of these dudes. And we all know why.

Lastly, the fact that you tried to call my drugs outdated shows you don't get out much. Weed never goes away, especially when you're dabbin' 90% wax. And coke has come back. Shrooms, acid, molly, all have there place on the party scene. You say that you had a drug problem. What were you on, meth? That's real cosmopolitan. Puts me and my week and blow and mushrooms right in our place.

Wow....
I didn't realize your penis was that small, sorry. 
I also didn't relize you're into men, sorry.  I have nothing against men loving men. I simply didn't realize you were one of those.
Now I finally connect the dots and realize why you have such an urge to talk about your imaginery BIG penis.........with OTHER MEN (according to what you just wrote above).
I also know OYVEY people and realize you must be undergoing lots of peer pressure since the day you realized all of the described above (being a men loving man and having a small penis).
As far as questioning my feminism - it is funny for me. I don't know how it's for you but to me it is very funny. It's surreal. Growing up I wished many times to be a man and was sort of a tomboy. But once the maturity kicked inn that has stopped. You, on the other hand, always stayed a poor soul and my heart goes out to you.
Dear covers members reading those words - please all hold our virtual hands together and accept who we really are and help poor lost soul Stumptown stu to accept who he is and live in peace with himself.
Thank you
 
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Man city is a user name here on Covers.   No affiliation with soccer.  You should check him out.  He’s real spank bank material 
 
 
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