Posted:
#51
you gonna continue to praise your bets after the fact for your entire life on covers? all of 2 weeks?
Looking for a boyfriend who likes to bet on sports
Posted:
#52
Only if they are worth praising.
The fact I have been posting sporadically with big gaps between the posts, doesn't mean my life on covers began two weeks ago.
But, you're a different breed than most who commented here so I won't say anything but thanks for welcoming me in here in your own way
Posted:
#56
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
LOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
LOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
Ever since Craigslist took down their casual encounter section, there are very few places now for these people to find true love...guess its covers or bust for some of them now 
MAGAm Yisrael Chai
Posted:
#58
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
LOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
LOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
You're an open book darling. You just told everyone here your own story. Thank you for sharing.
Everybody - let's thank our wise leader from distant past wanna be who iws so not used to be talking to a woman he can't believe when he does.
You really make me sad with your sadness and pursuit of other sad MEN like yourrself.
You're not alone darlig. Hang on. There will come a day and prince of your dreams will ride the back alley to your heart
Posted:
#59
Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
LOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
Ever since Craigslist took down their casual encounter section, there are very few places now for these people to find true love...guess its covers or bust for some of them nowLOL! if anyone thinks this clown is really female? It's a sad sorry lonely guy looking to hook up with other sad lonely guys
And you, oh, just look at you... Self appointed self appointed self appointed whatever you're appointing yourself to. I hope you know at the end of the day that the make believe you create about yourself as an important and knowledgable guy stays only in your mind. .....looking for true love....Me? No. I had enough of that BS. I'm looking to have a good time with fun people who are precisely opposite of what you are - a blown up fart from a bad dinner.
Covers actually id full of fun people who laugh and are pretty happy with what they are. You - on contrary - seem to blow yourself repeatedly in your threads. Just don't swallow
Posted:
#62
Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:
you sound like quite the catch...i'm surprised you are still single
I'm divorced. But, reading has never been your thing hey? Person who spells daily event description notebook as Dairy (mooooo) for sure can't comprehend more than three words at once. You and your boyfriend are surprising me with your will to come back. Seems like you're enjoying to be screwed not less than me. The only difference is that I'm a woman and for me it is natural to enjoy being screwed. But you? Why you're enjoying so much being screwed? Especially by a broom stick equipped woman?
Posted:
#65
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:
you sound like quite the catch...i'm surprised you are still single
Maybe he is is still single because of this "I want to pretend I am a woman and pick up men on Covers.com" fantasyyou sound like quite the catch...i'm surprised you are still single
Shows what you know. That thread was meant to be a catalogue of milking times and favorite cheess recipes.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
cheess recipes...stick to checkers big willie
Posted:
#67
Sorry, champ, but i've got man fingers. Sometimes i hit the "s" instead of the "e". Or the "s" instead of the "a", for that matter. And while i'll often give people sh*t for grammatical errors, only when said errors are in a post calling someone stupid, pointing out a common typo is kind of some buggery.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
Posted:
#69
And, Mereu....cool screen name. I must admit that I was intrigued by it. I know...I used to know enough spanish and french to know that it wasn't a romance language. So i'm like, What the h3ll is this?" So I looked it up. Wasn't the language I was expecting. Really cool, really slick translation. And while i'm sure i'm not pronouncing it correctly, the way it reads, phonetically, is pretty smoove. I see you've got some swag. BOL with your thread and your picks.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
Posted:
#70
Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:
I am outraged, just as the dairy farmers in Canada are with this new deal
I am outraged, just as the dairy farmers in Canada are with this new deal
It'll be OK, champ. Atleast you have a top 5 NBA talent in the great white north. For a year but that's still good enough to get beat by Boston in the Conf finals.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
Posted:
#71
Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:
internet spell checker...quite the quality to have in today's singles market...you should find yourself a special friend real soon...but why did it take such an intelligent person like yourself almost a full month to catch this insanely idiotic spelling error?
Don't flatter yourself darling. I don't follow your threads. You made it my business to whip your butt - so I am whipping.
The other thin worries regarding the north of the border cause I thought of you peeps more intelligent than needing a spell checker to tell the difference between daily milk produts - dairy, and daily event description instrument - diary. Now I truly feel sorry for you and your boyfriend (that Lincoln avatar dude). I wonder, how far are you going to go reeducating yourself
Posted:
#72
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
And, Mereu....cool screen name. I must admit that I was intrigued by it. I know...I used to know enough spanish and french to know that it wasn't a romance language. So i'm like, What the h3ll is this?" So I looked it up. Wasn't the language I was expecting. Really cool, really slick translation. And while i'm sure i'm not pronouncing it correctly, the way it reads, phonetically, is pretty smoove. I see you've got some swag. BOL with your thread and your picks.
Is the wetness between my buttocks caused by your tongue. Oh darling - keep robbing your fae against my toosh. I just love the way your nose feels 
Posted:
#73
Quote Originally Posted by MereuLaTimp:
Now you know he is a guy. He starts a thread looking for men, then has the balls to say something to others about "fantasies"
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
Maybe he is is still single because of this "I want to pretend I am a woman and pick up men on Covers.com" fantasy
Keep revealing your true fantasies publicly LOLMaybe he is is still single because of this "I want to pretend I am a woman and pick up men on Covers.com" fantasy
Male? Female? Either way, you are dumb as phuck
Post a link of you with "I am a covers female" written in lipstick on your body
$1000 says you can't or won't. Heck, I will make it $20, something you can afford
Put up or shut up
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
Posted:
#74
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
Quote Originally Posted by MereuLaTimp:
Now you know he is a guy. He starts a thread looking for men, then has the balls to say something to others about "fantasies" Male? Female? Either way, you are dumb as phuck Post a link of you with "I am a covers female" written in lipstick on your body $1000 says you can't or won't. Heck, I will make it $20, something you can afford Put up or shut up Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
Maybe he is is still single because of this "I want to pretend I am a woman and pick up men on Covers.com" fantasy
Keep revealing your true fantasies publicly LOLMaybe he is is still single because of this "I want to pretend I am a woman and pick up men on Covers.com" fantasy
"...written in lipstick on your body?" Do you realize you just asked a complete stranger to write on themselves with lipstick and post it on line?
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
Posted:
#75
Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:
Keep revealing your true fantasies publicly LOL Now you know he is a guy. He starts a thread looking for men, then has the balls to say something to others about "fantasies"
Keep revealing your true fantasies publicly LOL Now you know he is a guy. He starts a thread looking for men, then has the balls to say something to others about "fantasies"
Male? Female? Either way, you are dumb as phuck
Post a link of you with "I am a covers female" written in lipstick on your body
$1000 says you can't or won't. Heck, I will make it $20, something you can afford
Put up or shut up
You can't tell the difference between a male and a female unless their sex is written on their body with a lipstick???I can insult you in so many ways following what you just wrote, but, being mother of two kids - I actually feel sorry for you. Did you grow up in a house where there was at least one woman? You know, women have boobs, or hooters if you're Bundy...They walk and talk differently, they do not havee beards and do not stink from their underarms. That is basic. Also, if you ever been in public toilets, we, the females, sit when we urinate. You know why? BECAUSE WE DON"T HAVE A PENIS.
So, here's a tip, the next time you meet someone and that person has no penis - it is a woman.
So, this is an important part you have to memorize for a brighter future so you won't fall into the trap again: all those people you had sex with who told you they were women and had penises - they were men. Even if some of them proved to you that they are women by smearing lipstick all over their body.
So, it is easy: men are with penises and women without penises. I don't want to come down on you too strong and explain you in detail the difference between man's genitalia and women's. But, basically, we have bigger boobs. We are also feminine and some of us even attrractive in a level that you should feel something down there if you have something still alive. Well, if that something happens to you with men - then yoju're either a woman or a gaay which is perfectly ok as long as you are happy. So, if you're looking for some closet to come out from - this is the right moment!
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