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My anger management practiocioner is the hottest girl ive ever seen

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So I finally decide that I could benefit from anger management so I make myself an appointment and go.

Well when the door opened and the nurse practicioner welcomes me my jaw must have dropped. Shes 28 and hands down the hottest girl I have ever seen. Absolutely fucking perfect, I shit you not.

Do I have any chance of hooking up with her?
 
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no, but at least you aren't angry now
 
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i hate to use the classic covers cliche but this thread is useless without pictures
 
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bake her a pie
 
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your only chance to get with her is to tell her your anger issues are because your dick is too big for your pants and you get mad because your pants are always too tight and uncomfortable. Maybe you can get with her based on the curiosity factor. Otherwise you have no chance.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JamesTKirk:

So I finally decide that I could benefit from anger management so I make myself an appointment and go.

Well when the door opened and the nurse practicioner welcomes me my jaw must have dropped. Shes 28 and hands down the hottest girl I have ever seen. Absolutely fucking perfect, I shit you not.

Do I have any chance of hooking up with her?

what part of California do you live in anyway?   I'm guess it's either the Fresno/Bakersfield area or way up north next to the Oregon border.
 
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yea of course you do, next time you see her just spank her ass and go on with your business like nothing happen, ladies love that
 
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bring her some chocolates and roses for the next appt - ask her if she kisses on the first date
 
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TTIWWP


 
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no chance
 
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Tell her the reason that you're angry is because you have a 10" tool and you're gay.  If she's any kind of woman at all, she'll try to convert you....
 
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when she turns you down, are you going to punch her in the eye??
 
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She is there for a reason.. how can you be angry when you are received by a hotness.

Do you have a chance?  Well no, but then again 98% of the population in this forum would be in the same boat as you so do not feel bad.


 
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Chances of Hooking Up:

Yes: +9990

No: -10000

 

 
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This thread is useless without pics...
 
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chances are she probably has a facebook profile.  what is her name?  yes i understand that this is borderline against the law, but we're doing this for fun.
 
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you can do what ever you want to her. she can't get angry at you because this is an anger management class.
 
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is it a group thing? is costanza there with you?
 
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Is this doctor's name Dr. Buddy Rydell?
 
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Post Pics
 
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Depends on your position in life. For example, my homeboy was a major narcotics trafficker. A millionaire. He did some time and then was had to do PROBATION & HOME CONFINEMENT. He called me & said his Probation Officer was SEXY as a MOTHERFUCKER. Of course at first she's thinking he's just SOME REGULAR LOSER, but when she pulled up to a 4,500 sq ft house with a Maserati Grand Tourismo in the yard, EVENTUALLY here "home visits" turned into 2hour FUCK SESSIONS. Actually, she tried to move in "& didn't want to leave (LMAO). So, WHO YOU ARE & YOU POSITION MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

(PS. Hypothetically, If you told her you have anger management issues because you HAD 50million but now only have 20 million because you fell for the Bernie Madoff scam "AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO & YOU NEED COMFORTING " then your odds change.

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Fucking within 24hrs -130

Fucking within 3 days-370

Odds you make her your wife -700 (U FUCKIN TOOL) LMAO!!!

 
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No shot.

You're in an anger management class which means, and she knows this, you could one day take some of that anger out on her. 

She dates you and someone asks where you met and she has to respond, "In my anger management facility."What a nightmare.


And you are not the ONLY guy in that class or world that finds for 'perfect'. All guys know a 10. She probably has to beat them away with a stick. Hence, she's probably mad at the world and may find herself in your classes soon if you keep it up. Enjoy the view, make some conversation with her, and leave it at that. 
 
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Hypnotize her into wanting to fuck you, if you need tips on how to do it just watch  conspiracy theory.
 
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bury your face into her ass
 
 
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JamesTKirk = IronMike ???   A-HA!  Good for you Mike...  I'm glad to see that you're getting help.


I see that you found yahoo answers as well...  https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100107101748AAbXFiL
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