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Posted: #76
Hot Route...not to take anymore glory from Hollis...but who is that on your avatar. That is quite possibly one of the greatest asses ever...besides this Hollis dude!
 
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Posted: #77
eddie, that piece of ass is one of hollis' bee-yotchs, of course!
and damn it hot route, did Hollis give you permission to post his chick's rear?
 
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Posted: #78
Well the Angels pissed Hollis off last night to go 2-2 on the night. Bullshit. Bounce back today for Hollis. Hollis is going to play...
 
New York Mets -150
Brewers -105
 
 
Good luck today boys!
 
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Posted: #79
i am actually on my 48 sundancer watching satellite and capping , but i only have my girl and 3 month old boy with me ,she is actually on the wave runner right now ,weather is nice in south carolina    like the brew pick though they know how 2 win, also like the rays and over in az-col
 
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Posted: #80
Hollis I guess you're not counting your upset special last night with SD?
 
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Posted: #81
Hollis lets the world down again tonight going 1-1 with Mets a winner and Brewers a pathetic loser. Gonna beback tomorrow. Hvae a good night boys.
 
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Posted: #82
Hollis Mason is no Sam Silloh.    
 
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Posted: #83
Hollis is a pimp
 
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Posted: #84
Hollis let Hollis down when Hollis said that Hollis picked some losers, including the upset specials the past couple days.  Hollis knows that Hollis will make a Hollis-like comeback and party in Hollistown with his Hollis-Hos
 
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Posted: #85
Hollis  Loves Hollis  
                  
 
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Posted: #86
Quote Originally Posted by HowWinWolf:

Hollis  Loves Hollis  
                  

This is the first time I read your page...this is awesome  I can't stop laughing.

BOL on your picks Hollis...what's the pick for tonight?

 
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Posted: #87
Hollis is back!! It is 1:52 on the bbbbbbbeautiful west coast and tonight is HOLLIS BOUNCE BACK NIGHT. Raise a glass to Hollis tonight whereever you may be because its time for Hollis to go on a nice winnign streak. Just FYI, tonight me and a few of my ladies will be attending one of the finest restaurants in SOCal. Hollis is very excited. I am thinking another boat in a few weeks. Just need to start a winning streak again. What do you boys say? Now to today's official HollisDay Picks...
 
St. Louis Cardinals -111
LA Angels +132
Texas Rangers -105
 
 
Good luck boys!
 
 
 
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Posted: #88
Alright boys, heading out for the evening in my BMW 750i. Just checking in here one last time to see if any one had any input on what is going to be a huge Hollis Mason Day/Night!
 
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Posted: #89
Hollis will win with the Halo's tonight because this dog loves dogs.
 
Good luck Hollis.
 
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Posted: #90
pasta thinks hollis should cruise on down in his 750 and settle for the best hot dogs in town, pink's and let regular people bask in the hollis glow      
                   100% of cappers---->    <---Hollis
 
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Posted: #91
Well, went 1-2 last night and Hollis is going down to the Mercedes dealership and selling his SL500 back to the dealer today. Can't afford to have 6 cars all worth over 100K and bet the limits Hollis bets and loses. Hollis is looking forward to football seaon but until then Hollis will lower his limits, sell a car back and keep grinding it out on the diamond. Thanks.
 
Today's Hollis Mason plays...
OVER 8.5 Indians/Angels
White Sox (Danks) -150
Mariners (ROwland-Smith)  +205 (only putting 1/2 unit on this)
Red Sox -115 (Byrd)
Phillies (Kendrick) -150
Dodgers/Brewers OVER 7.5
 
Good luck all
 
 
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Posted: #92
mariners will not win

but best of luck
 
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Posted: #93
Quote Originally Posted by binka34:

mariners will not win

but best of luck

Hollis sees a pitcher pitching for his next year's job and a Mariners lineup that has had a lot of success against Baker. Hollis thinks the Mariners should be about +150 or +160...+205 is a bargain!!

 
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Posted: #94
Hollis will get his Benz back,might have to start pimping those hoes, a little chili bowl pimpin and youll stack those chips in no time.
 
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Posted: #95
Quote Originally Posted by Hollis_Mason:

Hollis sees a pitcher pitching for his next year's job and a Mariners lineup that has had a lot of success against Baker. Hollis thinks the Mariners should be about +150 or +160...+205 is a bargain!!

I'm with ya on the Mariners
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hollis_Mason:

Hollis must also question CM's ability to get laid. Hollis guesses that his ability is not very high as is usually case with grown men who obsess over The Simpsons. I will loan you one of my fine ladies CM someday if you become less bitter my friend.

BUMP...dont be bitter at Hollis, friend just because your right palm is the only thing outside your boxer briefs that has felt your penis....

 
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Characteristics of a 40 year old virgin:

1. You are 40 years old and have a Simpsons avatar.

2. You are 40 years old and are sitting on Covers.com on a Saturday night.

3. You live in New Hampshire where telling the males from the females deserves a doctorate.

4. You a word that has an alternate meaning of penis in your user name on a message forum.

Hmmm, looks like user "CMJohnson" fits the mold. Hollis feels bad for you man. Even if you cant get it, you can always find some cheap spot that offers it for money.

 
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Posted: #99
hollis beter be careful befor hollis gets boxed covers dont like when hollis talks like that so be carefull hollis cuz your way to funny to be in hollis county lock up. gl with hollises plays and hollise hoes.
 
 
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BallBuster....Hollis is like King Kong. No box can hold Hollis Mason!
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