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nice work tonight kong i had a ruff one but still looking forward to tommorows card i need the phils my la under looks like trash.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hollis_Mason:

Characteristics of a 40 year old virgin:

1. You are 40 years old and have a Simpsons avatar.

2. You are 40 years old and are sitting on Covers.com on a Saturday night.

3. You live in New Hampshire where telling the males from the females deserves a doctorate.

4. You a word that has an alternate meaning of penis in your user name on a message forum.

Hmmm, looks like user "CMJohnson" fits the mold. Hollis feels bad for you man. Even if you cant get it, you can always find some cheap spot that offers it for money.

 

1. I'm 25 years old and have a Simpsons avatar because it is the show of my generation and one of the all-time greats.

2. My girlfriend is in Maine visiting with her grandfather who is ill right now.  And you are also on Covers on a Saturday night bumping your own threads

3.  I do live in New Hampshire, and the girls here know the difference between a real man with real money and a guy who talks big and has pictures of his 6 Mercedes Benz's and $600,000 yacht.

4.  You have to resort to making fun of the fact that my last name is Johnson?  You are the man Hollis!! 

 

You're heading for a night similar to some of mine here tonight as well sir.  Looks like another Benz will be on the selling blocks tomorrow 

 
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Why didn't Hollis's really smart freinds he pays alot of money too  be really smart just telll Hollis to play the Road Division rival ?
 
 
HMMMMMMMMM
 
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Card= 
 
Tommorow
 
Toronto +1.5
 
Hollis has  entertainment value for the 37 year old drunk DAD
 
Who is tearing up the picks in baseball like everybody else that knows what the fuck is going on
 
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Hollis is back for another day. Hollis enjoyed a great night out last night. First he took a ride in his Ferrari 430 Scuderia with one of his beautiful women. Next, Hollis had a small party on his yacht. The waters were beautiful last night and Hollis would feel sorry for any one that spends his time watching Simpsons and wasting his life in New Hampshire when he could be lliving the Hollis life. Boys, living the Hollis life is what should motivate you to get up and research and put time into making your picks. It is a GREAT life. NOW TO TODAY'S PICKS!!!!!!!
 
Florida Marlins +140 and OVER 8.5 in that one.
 
Good luck boys
 
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Funny thread!
 
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Hollis i was wondering if maybe you owned a golf course somewhere cuz my friends and i were thinking about a nice weak away from the chicago city hoes. I was hoping hollis would put us up in a 5 star pent house somewhere along the ocean and maybe throw us 5 or 6 of hollises honeys to make the trip hollis like, and also maybe we can use one of hollises fly beamers. I have done plenty research to get to my goal in life and that is to be just like Hollis Mason. Ballbuster wishes hollis and all other covers members and friends good luck on this beautiful sunday morning.
 
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Marlins
OVER FLA/CHI
 
Emotional day as well for Hollis as Hollis had to throw one of his ladies out of the house today because he can't pick winners anymore so please bear with me if I can't provide any good commentary for the rest of the day/week. Thanks.
 
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High entertainment value to this thread, win or lose Hollis. Anyone pretentious enough to write about themselves in the 3rd person reminds me of my man, Fillmore Slim back on the street of the DoubleRock section of Shaky Town USA...aka, Baghdad by the bay!!
You know Fillmore Slim HollisMan?
That brother ran with RayRay, ShortFuse, and PapaLoco when I knew him but he's playing music now!!
Anyway, I digress but you talk just like him, he yacht's in the Bay, is never without a hoochie, and has a new ride every month. 
 
Regardless, Hope Covers lets you stay so we can see if you bounce back.
What you have on tonight's games?
Carpe Diem...Carpe Noctem
 
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Hollis - Are you a porn star
 
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Hollis had to throw one of his ladies out of the house today because he can't pick winners anymore
 
 
 
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I'm sure she is heartbroken
 
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Hollis Hollis Hollis
 
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FG fades guys that speak about themselves 3rd person.  for the love of god, post another play... pleeeze...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Faber_Guy:

FG fades guys that speak about themselves 3rd person.  for the love of god, post another play... pleeeze...

Hollis has three NFL plays tonight but this isn't the place to post them. OVER in both games and then Bucs -145 on the ML.

 
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So apparently this IS this place to post them?  Good picks though.  Very useful to this pathetic 25-year old Simpsons fans
 
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Today's Plays:
 
 
ANgels +105
OVER 9 BOS/BAL
Astros +275 (1/2 unit)
 
 
Enjoy your day!
 
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Upping the ante on the 'stros to a full unit just a FYI.
 
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CMJohnson thanks Hollis for Hollis information on Hollis' plays.  CMJohnson wishes Hollis the best of luck on Hollis' plays and hopes Hollis gets back with Hollis' ho's.


 
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pasta wants to know if hollis is in the manhattan/hermosa beach area this weekend? Pasta will buy hollis a $6 dollar beer and a couple of $2 fish tacos (your ho's will have to buy their own stuff) but i'll pay the $8 parking for hollis' ferrari 430 Scudaria
 
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CMJohnson thinks Hollis should take pasta's offer as Hollis is going just about 0-3 tonight and Hollis is going to be broke.  $6 beer from Pasta might help Hollis deal with Hollis poor night
 
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ANgels +105  
 
OVER 9 BOS/BAL  
 
Astros +275 (1/2 unit)   
 
 
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OVER 8.5 Indians/Angels  
 
White Sox (Danks) -150   
 
Mariners (ROwland-Smith)  +205 (only putting 1/2 unit on this)   
 
Red Sox -115 (Byrd)   
 
Phillies (Kendrick) -150   
 
Dodgers/Brewers OVER 7.5   
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