I'll tell you, he's on to something. Basically, he's saying everyone is an alias. Its got all the mods talking and thinking. KOAJ and I almost came to blows because he insisted I'm Ames. Hell, I even looked around with the feeling of Kay in Men in Black II. Maybe I am and don't know it....
We've convened a special meeting at KOAJ's beach house in Jersey. Beets is bringing the Cowboy cheerleaders. Uris, tho most concerning allegation is that APK and Dad are amongst us. We know about the rest. if this is true, we will need you to come and show us proof. Make sure you watch the scene from Shawshak Redemption when the wardon brought the prisoner out for information.
whew!