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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:43 AM ET #176

he can get you a plate at that buffet chevy chase and randy quaid go to in vegas vacation - thats his casino too - the one where they play war and pick a number and guess whcih hand

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:43 AM ET #177

Quote Originally Posted by Sir_HardenThicK:

dyounger - nosedates can probably get you a free buffet dinner or something next weekend since hes such a big name down there

I'll make a deal with you I'll get you a comped room for a week at foxwoods if you get your wife to suck my dick while your mother videotapes it again..that was a magical night.

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iron_mike

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:44 AM ET #178

Quote Originally Posted by YouOnlyLiveOnce:

As stupid as this may sound I'm a firm believer in God and I have been gambling since i was 15 or 16 which is going on 20 years now and have had a few good runs here and there but for the most part Its been a disaster. Recently though Ive hit such a funk that everything I do loses so I figure God is just telling me this isn't for me and its time to move on and focus on having a family one day and not fuck with Gambling so I just need to accept this and move on.

if that's what you feel you need to do then i wish you all the luck and happiness i the world with it..maybe sometime down the road you will have more control over it when it is less important to you,or hopefully you will just walk away from it for good then

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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:44 AM ET #179

mom jokes never lose their sting - only the best comedians go to the mom jokes

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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:45 AM ET #180

do you go to foxwoods and then tell thm you want to gamble but have no money like you did here tonight?

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dyounger

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:47 AM ET #181

ok nosaiddate,

we have had our share of fun for the night with you dumb ass. just move along and go back to screwing pool boys and getting loans from mommy to play penny slots.

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:47 AM ET #182

Quote Originally Posted by Sir_HardenThicK:

do you go to foxwoods and then tell thm you want to gamble but have no money like you did here tonight?

did i rub you the wrong way? you sure do seem obsessed with me ...you want me to send you an autographed photo. You know something to jerk off to when your wife's not home to strap it on and manhandle you

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dyounger

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:47 AM ET #183

Quote Originally Posted by Sir_HardenThicK:

do you go to foxwoods and then tell thm you want to gamble but have no money like you did here tonight?

he has a good credit line...remember?

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dyounger

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:48 AM ET #184

Quote Originally Posted by Nosaiddate:

did i rub you the wrong way? you sure do seem obsessed with me ...you want me to send you an autographed photo. You know something to jerk off to when your wife's not home to strap it on and manhandle you

The only way I will believe you are a high rolling gambler is if you verify it.

Lets start with bank account info, pm me your CC# and info and ill call the bank to verify it.

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:48 AM ET #185

how'd it feel to get cleaned out on PLO I've never seen someone donate so much money on a 1/2 table lmao

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:49 AM ET #186

poor walktheline

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:49 AM ET #187

wow 1/2 limit horse now..make sure not to lose too much

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:50 AM ET #188

count the chips in my avatar..then get back to me

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YouOnlyLiveOnce

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:50 AM ET #189

Quote Originally Posted by iron_mike:

if that's what you feel you need to do then i wish you all the luck and happiness i the world with it..maybe sometime down the road you will have more control over it when it is less important to you,or hopefully you will just walk away from it for good then

Thanks bro, its a very hard thing to quit when its been such a big part of my life but when it gets to a certain point that it starts to affect my relationship with family and friends and it puts me in a bad mood and it starts to give me stress financially then its time to give it up. Nobody forces anybody to gamble so If I continue to do it and eventually go broke and become lonely and miserable then I have nobody to blame but myself. I won't do that to myself, Ive seen too many people destroy themselves with this addiction.

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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:50 AM ET #190

thats great - beg for money to play - then bust the guys balls

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:50 AM ET #191

and thats a terrible night at a 5/10 table

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:52 AM ET #192

Quote Originally Posted by Sir_HardenThicK:

thats great - beg for money to play - then bust the guys balls

bustin his balls because he busted mine, again i never said a bad word about the guy until he started bringing my bankroll into play. all i did was ask if he wanted to send money and id send it all back just to see how good he played...then you all bring out your high school jokes of me wanting to steal his money..

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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:55 AM ET #193

did you send him all his money back?

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:55 AM ET #194

^^ still with the gay jokes? seriously how old are you?

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:56 AM ET #195

have you ever attempted to pull the cock out of your ass and talk man to man without queer jokes?

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empire13

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:56 AM ET #196

Quote Originally Posted by Nosaiddate:

wow 1/2 limit horse now..make sure not to lose too much

You say you are 25 ? You are acting like you are 20 .

Did your Mom & Dad not give you enough attention when you were younger ? You have some serious self esteem issues if you feel the need to make up a story that you are a " high roller " on Covers .

You don't play high stakes . You don't impress anyone . You could have $60,000,000 and it would'nt impress me or anyone else in this thread .

You are a liar and a dumb fucking moron .

You suck at life bro . You are a bag of shit . You are a piss-ant nobody .

Nosaiddate

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Sir_HardenThicK

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:57 AM ET #197

what gay jokes? - huh?

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Nosaiddate

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Posted: Feb. 22, 2009 - 2:58 AM ET #198

and to walktheline you say you've been killing it on FTP?

1. if your bank roll is barely in the 3 figures, that is surely not "killing it"
2. you're getting bent over and raped on every table you step on since ive been watching