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Spock...whatchu gotta do man is find that dating loophole like Todd Gack did with Elaine...just make some outrageous bet that you know you will lose and the loser has to take the other out on a date...or some kind of feather ruffling somewhere on golden pond...it's gold Jerry!

Then come back here and we'll all share some hot pockets together and devise your next plan of action

Update : bitch be crazy

we got into a discussion about Barrabas and Jesus Christ . She thinks that is was fine that when given the choice by Pontius Pilate the people chose Barrabas . Da fuck kinda PCP is this skank ingesting into her medulla oblongata ?

at this point I’m ready to go after the sister . Younger . More vivacious . Damn you should see her . Like a little less in shape Gina Carano . Except she got that club foot . I’ll walk around with her with that thing attached to her ankle but if shit gets horizontal between us I’m probably gonna wrap an old sweatshirt around it so that it doesn’t get into my field of vision . Nobody wants to see that during the Hoochie Koochie . Barrabas ? You gotta be kidding me . 

Religion and politics, they'll get you every time

But

Are you sure she may not have been talking about the Spanish musical group, Barrabas?

Might want to double check before you let the bearded dragon get away...nothing like watching your blue bellied lizard slither away into the bushes just to find shelter elsewhere...this isn't Fraggle Rock...try caressing and fondling the situation a bit to be sure that you are talking about the same pressure points...if it is not the Spanish musical group, then five finger death punch that ho and scram because she yokin' crazy... 

I'm not a religious soul, but Pontius' cameo appearance caused quite the shit storm.

Fuck yeah it did . That big headed “ I’m important “ bastard nearly catastrophisized our entire sordid existence . Homeboy really tried to squeeze out that last little fart of self indulgence , and unbeknownst to him , he slippity slided out a tiny morsel of mahogany buttjuice remorse ……

and in doing so , now , even to this day , that’s so far off into the future , his name goes down in the record books , and is synonymous with irrational behavior and terrible decision making .

I’m sure that God forgave him and what not , and they probably had a big ‘ol laugh about it over tea and crumpets , but there must come a time when Pontius excuses himself from Heaven’s dinner table to use the bathroom and he just locks the door behind him and palm strikes his forehead while letting out a Homer Simpson “ D’OH ! “ of regret …. That I can assure you .