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i wish my couisin had a car

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

 

 

Sure, all the time.  In fact, I just got back from the Hilton where I saw two huge security guards escorting this glum-looking shirtless dude out of the casino.  The guy had "I am way too smart and talented to keep losing" tattooed across his chest. 

Would you happen to know if he was in the Rooster, Cougar, and Dove show?

 
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I heard it was fabulous.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmitseff:

did he have a blow up doll with him??

 

 

Oh, you were there, too?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

Would you happen to know if he was in the Rooster, Cougar, and Dove show?

it was wombat, wolverines, and porqipines...oh my

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

 

 

Oh, you were there, too?

yeah he said something about being double charged on a  5k wager

 
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i can foresee a 20k bet tomrrow night unlimited mickey mouse money
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

 

 

Oh, you were there, too?


good one...
“Nothing has meaning except for the meaning you give it.”
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kobefanatic:

i can foresee a 20k bet tomrrow night

Yup -

It's the ONLY WAY to get it back quick !

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JCtS:

Yup -

It's the ONLY WAY to get it back quick !

doesn't look like his playing real money

 
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SAMMY SUCKS! AIN'T SAMMY SHINE........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

 

 

Sammy is folding under questioning, as usual.  That's not impressive.  Being a liar is bad enough, but being a lazy liar is the lowest.  Shame on sammy.

A Lazy Liar,,,,,,, man I love that.....combining 2 out of the 7,,,,, only thing comprable mighnt be a Vain Glutton or maybe a Jealous Nymphomaniac.....   Careful, any of these will get you forever to eternity in hell no parole.

 
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MF HOUSTON ROCKETS ALL THE DUMB SS MO FO!
 
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i can foresee the super chase tomorrow
 
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What's Al Roker's forecast for tomorrow? 

Same as everyday.  Sammy Sunshine with a chance of sorrow...  You have some interesting analysis Sammy - in less than one day you can tear even a YEAR's worth of winnings to shreds.  I'm really surprised you would lay down this much at the end of the season.  Sometimes it takes life experiences to correct past mistakes.  I'd be REALLY CAREFUL if you are thinking about playing the next 3 days in the NBA.  Even if you think you have all the info, the books always have more. 

You shoulda waited until this weekend to come to Vegas for the playoffs - that way I could get to know the REAL SAMMY.

Have fun the rest of your time in Vegas, try to enjoy some time away from the casinos and gambling to get your mind right.

Good Luck!
 
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Good Morning guys, this night was surely a unforgettable evening. I was up all night tossing and turning with despair, to lose a big 10k wager by a single point is mind boggling, and it makes my heart almost feel half hallow. I made a mistake last night saying I lost 16,100. it was actually 14,100. I was down 4,100, before the 10k bet, either way it was way too much to lose.  I am staying here in Vegas till the lines come out for tonights game, and betting the Oklahoma City Thunder-Portland Trailblazers game. At least I know these two teams will want to win and go all out to get a better seeding. I am then driving back home to LA, and relaxing and watch my Phillies play their home opener on TV. I have taken money out of my bank account and as you all might say I am chasing, but in my heart I can not leave Vegas with this feeling inside of me. I am betting this game for 25,000. I am taking a huge chance but I have been up all night going over numbers and alterations on these 2 teams, they both played last night, Portland took care of the Lakers and the Thunder got shocked by the ever apparent home town Warriors. I haven't finished capping the game so I need to lay all my brain cells on this game, and then when the line comes out, I will pounce on it, my buddy told me where to place my bets, and yes some sports books have a bet maximum, I already have that part taken care of, we found a spot that will take 10k and myself and my friend will put the other 15k though 3 other sports books, and yes they make you fill out paper work. OK guys I guess tonight will either make or brake my bankroll, see you on my new thread, when my play is done and when the lines comes out. Sammy will prevail tonight, I am too unorthodox to be out foxed on this game, you give yours truly a full night to cap a game,and I am as good as copper. 
 
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I forgot to say I feel the line will come out as Portland -2    just my opinion, I seem to have a feel for how the things will go.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

to lose a big 10k wager by a single point is mind boggling

 

 

That happened to me last Monday (Butler ML +375).  And again on Tuesday (Stanford women 2nd half +12.5).  And again on Wednesday (lackadaisical Pacers -9).  I think I may be the King of the 10K one-point losing wager.  I had no action on the Rockets last night, sammy, but I can imagine that if you'd really had $11,000 on them, that would have hurt like hell.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

  I made a mistake last night saying I lost 16,100. it was actually 14,100. I was down 4,100, before the 10k bet 

 

 

Sammy, when you win your alleged 10K wagers, you count it as a $10,000 win.  And when you lose your alleged 10K wagers, you count it as a $10,000 loss.  That's confusing.  Can you explain how you evidently avoid the evil bookmaker's vigorish?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

   I am staying here in Vegas till the lines come out for tonights game, and betting the Oklahoma City Thunder-Portland Trailblazers game. I am then driving back home to LA, and relaxing and watch my Phillies play their home opener on TV. 

 

 

I was going to express concern that you'd probably miss most if not all of the Phillies home opener if you left Vegas shortly after 9 A.M., seeing as how the Phils play at noon.  But then I remembered the ease and convenience with which you "travel" from one city to the next and realized that you'd "get back home to L.A." with plenty of time to spare.

And with lots of Covers posting in between!   

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

  I have taken money out of my bank account 

 

 

Did you withdraw the money at one of our 24-hour Las Vegas bank branches?  Oh wait, we don't have any.  Did you have the money wired from your bank account to a casino cage?  Oh wait, they can only do that during your bank's business hours. 

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

  I have taken money out of my bank account and as you all might say I am chasing, but in my heart I can not leave Vegas with this feeling inside of me. I am betting this game for 25,000. 

 

 

The feeling will be twelve times worse if the massive 25K chase bet goes down.  What will you do then?  I'm nothing if not a gracious host.  If you'd like, I'd be happy to escort you to the outdoor observation deck of the Stratosphere Tower and give you a boost over the chain link fence.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

I am taking a huge chance but I have been up all night going over numbers and alterations on these 2 teams

 

 

Alterations?  Can you explain what you mean by "alterations" as used in the sentence above?

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