The much too soon CD Newsletter - Week 1

Whomp whomp

Aka Shrimp58 versus Starwink.  Starwink mopped the mat with stomped shrimp.

I owned you like a rented mule....

The Drunken Mailman....

Karl Malone....

Warned ya, I was on the Jets 

I'm confused ... do you own the mule or rent the mule?

And what about the crippled goat? Is he leased?

36 months...

Wow what a game

OT for all the pain.   It’s coming.  

Never a doubt 

I really need to stay out of the mains. On to week 2 fellas.

Leaning Jags, talk me out of it.

@undermysac

 
cant.   Was leaning them as well.  

Looks like wreck is finally out of chains.   That was some hard time.   Believe me I know.   So, in celebration of that I elect they/them to start the week2 newsletter 

Yes TW should do it

way too early hot take - daboll has the keys to allen? over their last few years, it's been evident that allen has tendency to choke inhigh pressure situations. last night was the same ol script. the bills should've never been in that situation to begin with, though. allen was forcing bad pass after bad pass, and then the fumble to put the cherry on top. i know they put emphasis on being more run heavy and cook looked great, but the run didn't really ever open up the pass. perhaps diggs saw this coming and that's what led to the off field rumors this preseason? (doesn't mean diggs beahvior is acceptable). what i found most alarming was how long allen sat in the pocket. it looked like it was going to collapse on him nearly every play and he never had a wide open receiver for the majroity of the game. the bills offense looked lost, like they were throwing shit at the wall and hoping it stuck. i don't think we ever saw this under daboll. i texted d in the second quarter saying i was pretty nervous about my bills ticket and i wouldn't be surprised if the bills lost. sure enough..

@OlDirtyBaztid

 Bills are -9 vs the Raiders...cripes.

Now check out Jimmy G's career record as a dog:

16-7 su. 18-5 ats

Who's doing week 2?

Well i would have had Atlanta - 1 instead of the other way around against the Pack.

Myers looked like Jimmys fav target out there Sunday and now he's out.  Buff will double Devante now and I can't think of a better team to play off that embarrassing loss last night than a west coast team.  Not saying I'm laying the points here but I'm def not taking Vegas   

It opened Birds -1. $ came in on the Packers. I ain't saying it's smart $. Every year there's over reaction after week 1.

I might have stepped in one here......line is now 47   

https://x.com/paytonsun/status/1701347414748094844?s=20

Look at this sorry ass pos of a wr...he missed 3 blocks on wr screens. All of which resulted in 0 or negative yards. On the rts he ran, he literally looked like a girl. GM Ryan Poles missed on this trade.

People are all over Fields. Fields is fine, he's progressing noticeably. Trust in Sac I wouldn't lie to you guys.

@undermysac

 
without even clicking I’m just gonna assume it’s claypool at this point.   Amirite?

@BIGDTITLE

 Yes, but you should watch it. It's incredible. He should be cut today

https://x.com/dwcprodz/status/1701636252628574337?s=46&t=pBFupQEA6IlrCcbWqkTA1g

this was solid.  I see he’s been watching a lot of soccer