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Bafoonary

I’m gonna slap you with a dead fish , and if the odor is all to reminiscent of something that you’ve encountered before , please do not take off your clothes , while leaving your socks on like a fucking rookie , and attempt to put that jimmy hat on that’s been in your dresser since the late 90s , because this ain’t sex and you’re not my type . Ya dig ?

Cuz I just gotta do what I’ve gotta do . And that’s help people . Think Mother Teresa but a whole lot better looking and not nearly as frail , with a giant thirst for setting the record straight , and putting the faces of those that besmirch me into direct contact with their own stinking dookie , so I can tell them sarcastically that they are “ the shit . “

Now I’m just following the directions to what’s written in my genetic code , so if you’re all up in arms , and then you flail them about like a girl that just got stood up for Prom , that ain’t my fault you prissy little daffodil , so get off of my case . Alright ?

Cuz I can see that you wanna move about in the correct manner , and I can surmise that you probably even got balls too , it’s just that you don’t show it , or don’t use them in the right way .

Cuz you’re running around here like fucking Hacksaw Jim Duggan on a power trip while he’s full of quaaludes or methamphetamines or something . Or even worse , you’re like those smelly Bushwhackers , and in need of a caressing bubble bath to wash off all of the pusssification that you’ve absorbed in this life , or that you garnered from spending too much time with your wife at the movies watching romantic comedies , because as you walk about here with your tongue out , like some kind of provocative stripper in search of extra dollars , you just keep adding on to the debauchery that you were born with ….

So while you’re hotdogging it around in here , I suggest that you be careful , or you might run headfirst into a sweaty taint , or some motherfuckin’ bunghole with a bunch of dingleberries trapped in the sphincter hair like it’s some kind of spiderweb no bug could ever rival or shit out of that little hole where it makes such things .

Cuz this place is evil fella , and you’re much too pretty of a lady to get caught up in the things that go on around here .

So God bless and keep on truckin’ ( the fuck outta here )

@TxRangers

 Where were you on Jan.6.

Long thread for someone that does not do social media.

He was at his boyfriend Rick’s house making paper mache airplanes and telling him how great he looked in his official Muppets brand turtleneck . They were sipping white wine and brainstorming new cute nickname for each other . Good old Tex settled on “ LoveStar LargeSausage “ for his significant other , and the other guy , who suffered from the clap by the way , picked “ AngelEyes McGillicutty “ . I have no idea why . His wife rented When Harry Met Sally to watch on the couch but he called and said one of the steers out in the field choked on a sock and he had to stay late and take care of it’s esophagus . So you see , it wasn’t him . He didn’t do nothing at the Capitol . That boy be innocent .

@spockgato- Braves -1.5      140-100....

Nats pitcher Corbin about as good as Sac.....

Corbin got his big money contract , and Corbin helped me to a Fantasy Baseball championship . So me and him will always be interconnected . That’s my man right there . He was rock solid that year . Maybe it was his first year in Washington D.C. But now , you’re right . He sucks . And I would not bet on him that he fixed whatever issues he was having last year . Or the year before too . But I’m gonna say it , I love that man and I want him to be great again . But if not , oh well , I’ll just pick my bellybutton lint again and stare at it . Same difference . Good luck to you . I love me some MLB action .

He was good a few years ago....4 to be exact...

Yeah , that was it . 4 years ago . The slider was poppin’ that year . Fucker was sick with it . Slider after slider . 10 or 11 in a row . Dipping and diving inside on the right handed hitter . And he had the cheese touching 93 sometimes 94 that year . It made a big difference . He fucked up everyone’s timing . Ah the memories . Dude was a lock for 6 or 7 innings and 7 or 8 strikeouts . Consistent . WTF happened ? New York boy though , so that means he’ll start hot out the gate and get traded to the Mets before the deadline . Amazin’ ? I’m not so sure . We’ll always have 2019 Patrick . Thank you my friend .

My son pulled up Wendell_1354...

U look about 18 years old.....

Come on man...Buena Suerte...

the roid rage seems to have calmed down