Troubled Waters

What up Prote?

for you fella

alright ...alright Proto...you are overdue for a post here...otherwise swift administration of punishment will be the verdict...

Tell me something, my friend.

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Oh no good golly gosh mike please don't do anything to hurt me.  I saw your post and logged in immediately because you are an alpha male and the post affected me in a way that I felt like I had to post or else something very bad is going to happen.  I mean nobody harm mike please don't hurt me.

It's amazing how fast things can go from decent to emotionally excruciating.  I have been sitting in a room with no TV or computer for the majority of the day.  Intentional isolation.  I took some time to go outside and pick up some nice big rocks.  I also got my old slingshot out.  As I sit in this hard corner of the black room, I simply unleash punishment on myself every now and then. 

I hold the slingshot with my left hand, pull back with my right, and aim for between my eyes.  You see I am shooting myself in the face with my boyhood slingshot.  I have missed the mark a couple times, which I thought was impossible, but I miss none the less.  The misses hit my eyes.  I scream then hit myself in the jaw. 

The reason for this is because I called a credit guy and he approved 500 dollars.  I put it all on the Bulls moneyline at the Raptors.  They were 9 point favorites and lost the effing game.  When I knew I was going to lose I ripped my DVD player off the wires and threw it into the street.  I just hate myself. 

Today is the first day I felt like posting.  I feel like I have let my good friend equalblueberries down.  He can feel it when I am upset too.  I heard him talking to me telepathically when sitting in the room.  He has been telling me to punish myself with slingshot to the forehead in order to redeem myself.  So I do it.  I can't let my friend equalblueberries down.  I've told you this already telepathically but for everybody to see, I'm sorry EBB.

ocd the songs you are posting are bringing back memories.  I had not heard the rappin 4 tay song in 17 years.  All the outkast I have listened to thousands of times.  I know these songs by heart.  Nice post friend. 

I like all of your posts you all are such good people.  I like shooting the dirt but sometimes I'm just not good enough to shoot the dirt like I would like to.  Most of the time I'm just not worth my salt.  A piece of dirt at best.

Relinquishing control and sandblasting away, an out of control clown in the area.  Sound the alarms!  Round and round for no reason, I am the biggest loser.  A past decency removed, I drive my head through a wall.  Don't worry, yearly monsoons will upheave the teardrops.  Hear me now dashing fellow, I will soon initiate a quick attempt to floor myself.

Do you think I'm sexy-Rod Stewart

Proto no need to apologize.  Your boy Equalblueberries has come back from being banned once again to help guide you down your path.

I am glad you felt me there with you, as we are connected spirits.  I wasn't telling yourself to shoot yourslef tho, you know I would never wish any pain on my boy, Big Proto. 

Proto  maybe you should stop betting NBA and bet more on CBB like your boy EBB.  Get another line of credit and put it on SDSU minus the 3 tomorrow. 

Proto you're my boy and we'll always be the best of friends.  I can't wait until we're running amok around the town again, just like in the old days!

Proto listen to this classic beat next time you're feeling down, and it'll pick you up brother! 

Proto,

You need to release your anger in a better way. Maybe you should look into a heavy bag. I feel your pain though, hit myself in the balls the other day. Had a book in my lap and slammed my fists upon it, neglecting the fact that it was over my balls.

Another suggestion, why not coach a little league team of misfits and take them to the championship. Face value, that may sound like a joke, but I could not be more serious. You could turn around a lot of those kids lives' and teach them important life lessons.

BTW

This EBB alias has me worried. It could be an impostor. Tread carefully, the berries might not be blue, let alone equal. You stay up Prote, ya hear, you stay up.

 

 

                  

Proto your so worth your salt bud. Never seen someone more worth their respective salt

    LONG LIVE PROTO. LONG LIVE PROTO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsC6xRG7B68

proto was only kidding my friend...have a good day today and I will wait till you post some good news...

Shoot dirt, not slingshots

wow...that was real bad...

equalberries gave the wrong dope on SDSU.  BYU killed them.  Jimmer is the man.  Take Hawaii tonight over NMSU, it is senior night!!

I like hawaii...that sdsu pick was ball awful...shit picks and shit music...no wonder covers banned his ass...I think New Mexico owns them though...

I have to agree man.  Of all the beats that could have been posted....

PROTO PROTO PROTO PROTO

crowd goes wild

msu today, it will cash, gl proto.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky

equalblueberrys did a long stretch in jail for molestation...not cool...his tatste in music is fn brutal...