Troubled Waters

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Iwinner you cannot let yourself become angry for no reason.  You are right, because of your feelings toward MP, you need to punish yourself.  Partial deafness is a hard thing to live with but it is very inexpensive to initiate on yourself.  Just get your IPOD and turn it up all the way.  Listen to it for 6 hours straight every day, for 1 week.  After that you will have a hard time hearing but maybe the point will be driven home that you need to take it easy on MP.  Every time you have to ask somebody "what did you say?", you will think of MP and how much he now means to you.

Well boys I have reached an all time fury level today that Rory McDonald's has won a major foozball tournament and become famous.  As he was walking to the final green with a huge smile on his face, I knew what he was thinking.  He was thinking that he will now go from banging no females to being able to take his pick daily. 

I went out to eat for fathers day today and fell in love with a waitress.  A brunette with a big butt and gorgeous face.  Those are my favorite.  She looked miserable that she had to work in that place and I wanted so badly to walk up to her, announce that I have millions in the bank and if she comes with me, she would not have to work anymore.  But it was not to be.  I pitched a fit right then and there when I realized it was not to be.  I poured my drink over my head and threw the table.  Then I broke a leg off the table and hit my knee (already wounded from being drug behind wife's car).  I screamed and collapsed.  Everybody was staring and some were laughing. 

This is the song that was playing while I was staring at the brunette and thinking.  True story.

Reminiscing

This song makes me want to dance in the prairies, with roses in my hair, and the big butt brunette by my side. 

Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

Proto thanks for agreeing with me being punished. I have already initiated your plan into gear. To make the effect even worse the only music I listen to are the old songs I used to bang Mp's momma with b4 she caught the aids and her butthole was off limits from then on. This is the song Im playing the most though proto . Came in his moms puddin hole so many times while hearing this .. 

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

dytide you don't miss a thing.  Great catch there buddy.

dytide will you cry with me?  Let's say 8pm eastern time tomorrow?  I will be crying and it would be nice to know if somebody was crying with me.  Thanks pal.

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

you are a drugged out fn box...probably impotent...

kiss yer momma for me son...god knows everyone else is...that poor pig...

Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

I like you Proto

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

True indeed I am a softy at heart.  But I don't think that gives other people the right to take advantage of that.  A mean man today yelled at me because I was riding in the car (coming back from fast food trip), and did not see a construction stoppage in the road until I was right up on it.  It was hot today, about 100 degrees with 100% humidity, and I could tell this man was at his wits end. 

As I came to an abrupt stop, the mean man jumped in front of my car and yelled at me.  I was already listening to Eternal Flame by the Bangles, so I already had tears in my eyes.  When this happened I burst into an emotional conundrum.  I pulled the car over off the road, turned it off, climbed into the back seat, got into the fetal position, and started holding myself while crying.  Eternal Flame was at the end (the most emotional part) and I lost it.  I was crying out loud in the back seat of my car.  All the construction workers could hear it. 

One of them approached the car and asked what was wrong.  I told him to leave me alone, I have a gambling problem.  Apparently this was funny to the mean man because he started laughing at me.  I started sucking my thumb.  Others came over to look at me.  I was terrified and curled up even tighter in the fetal position.  I started yelping like a dog caught in a bear trap.  Apparently the construction workers thought this was really funny, and it hurt me a great deal. 

By the time I got myself together and started driving off, the mean men made fun of me by acting like they were crying as I drove by.  Then I looked in the rear view mirror and they were laughing and giving high fives.

I tell you what guys this world we live in has no place for sensitive guys like me.  Like Radiohead said so long ago:  "What the hell am I doing here?  I don't belong here". 

My keyboard is starting to give way from all the tears that have fallen on it over the past year.  Tonight it may stop working all together because I am a mess.  I just want to be liked.  Maybe it is too much to ask.

Creep

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Yes I am a Tender Roni

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Yes I am a Tender Roni

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Iw1n is a rap superstar lives large in a big house 5 cars