Troubled Waters

I thought he was an Indian hotel owner.

Yes i can see ole Habib lounging at the pool of the Sanguine Motor Inn (formerly Howard Johnsons) with his laptop and silk robe.

well thats it I'm over the edge, going to drink.  Offf the wagon thanks Dopay

how does yer mom's flavored thumb taste dope-head?

Some wine perhaps.

https://youtu.be/zXt56MB-3vc

 MP

Serious guys lets just chill the fuck out listen to weekend coming up type music and all admit that MP------------->loves to suck big fat cocks....Link

og proto

just got done with a cool  mini excursion goin down the pch and hittin up golf courses, beaches and wineries. proto take a vacation. no matter what it is. get away. doesnt need to cost much if at all. ya need one buddy

gl and enjoy 

f*ckin hilarious. a week later and mp is still goin with the mom card. this tool has no sh*t talkin ability at all.

i did kinda like your inbred one tho mp...your'e improving...sorta...

like dopa said, its friday, enjoy it proto and all of the shootin dirt covers crew..

and i actually enjoy that rick astley track damnit...thats some real 80's classic gay sh*t.  

the rick astley shimmy is f*ckin priceless...

gonna choke to that jam now...

Is this gonna be just a run of the mill drunk or a soil yourself stupor kind of drunk.

Well after I decided I was gonna drink, I left and went to the local Mexican bar and grill.  Sat down at the bar and ordered a Corona.  I was the only one at the bar.  So I drank a few Corona's and realized I don't have any friends to call to hang out with.  I started crying at the bar, gave the money for the beer, gave a tip, and left for home.  The Mexican bartender seemed to think it was funny that I was crying.  What is so funny about crying and letting your feelings out?

My wife and kid are on vacation at the beach.  I don't go with her when she goes on vacation with her parents.  It's just something I don't do anymore.  I am home alone for a week starting yesterday.  I sleep on the couch with my .357 laying right beside me on the floor.  People may think the house is empty and try to bum-rush protostar. 

At an online sportsbook I built up 100 freeroll dollars into 1700 cash betting sports, then lost it all in the casino.  I have been severely depressed over this.  I don't have money to deposit and am in debt.  So this was a perfect way for me to have enjoyment and make some money.  I always lose it in the casino. 

So I am sleeping all day and renting movies.  No gambling.  I have no money.  I'm a loser.  Right now I'm watching a movie about a scarecrow killing people.  I got it from the blockbuster movie rental box up the street. 

After I get done with this movie I don't know what I will do.  I may jack off if I feel ok.  I probably won't feel like it though.  Too much effort.  When I was 14 and had just found out about jacking off and the real reason why guys like girls, I would jack off anywhere and at anytime. 

I lived in Washington DC with a couple other guys my age and would wait for them to leave, then I would jack off in the closet, standing up.  Sometimes my knees would buckle at climax, and I would fall, but I would continue stroking because I could climax a second time.  So there I was in the closet, on my back, semen all over my washboard stomach (long since disappeared), thinking about a sweet young brunette and stroking ever so gently.  Then climax would happen again.  I would struggle to stand up because my pants were around my ankles and I was in a closet.  I never got caught.  Then I would have sex later on that night.  Now if I were to jack off twice today, I wouldn't want sex for 2 more days.  I am now middle aged boys and the glory years are behind me. 

All I can do now is hate myself.  And hate my life.  I guess this movie may entertain me but then what?  Sleep?  Fuk that is boring, yet it is the funnest part of my day.  I often daydream about winning the lottery.  I want it so bad.

When we had a bad thunderstorm a couple days ago, and lightning was hitting right outside the house, I walked out there to see if it was my time to go.  I was willing to take the lightning on boys.  See who would come out on top.  But it was not my time.  I came in soaking wet and my wife just shook her head.  She thinks I am bi polar.  Well I am bi polar but she thinks it is much worse than it really is. 

John Cougar was right.  Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.

Jack and Diane

that was a good one proto...better the ocd jacking off in dopa's mouth...

hold on to sixteen as long as you can

Thanks MP.  Well the movie is over and now it is dark.  I guess I could just sit here and watch TV like I do every night.

sh*t mp is back and survived his sensational fabu celebrations in times square .......heeeeeyyy......you can legally marry now..... victory at last for mp!

mp youre improving......sorta...keep tryin tho...

and no, no snausages for me...

all you amigo... 

 

 

little ditty for ya proto...

good write up. but im sorry to hear about a wk alone and nothing to entertain yourself.

i can relate...life goes on proto, long after the thrill of livin is gone...rock on...

maybe get a goldfish for the week? or a few japanese fighting fish and watch um go at it..

gl

 

 

i got my pocorn out...  

pac- heartz of men '96         https://youtu.be/8k2GywV1QC8

luv this track and beat...great way to start off the week proto and gettin back to just shootin the dirt...

find the f it gene og proto... for real...

search for it with atreyu...he can help ya out...gl

enjoy the day covers crew...

 

 

 

 

english please eminem...

No tying yourself to a pole with one arm and lashing yourself with a whip using the other?


I think you're getting better proto.