Posted:
#1451
Proto,may you find inspiration as you climb that tree...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN9HwPhqKrQ&feature=related
( we miss you Michael )
Troubled Waters
Posted:
#1452
Dytide that makes me want to climb a tree. I also started crying because I miss Michael. I use to wear the sparkly MJ glove and dance until my feet were blue. I still do actually, when I am not severely depressed.
Buscuit you truly are a child of the 70s. Biscuit I like Lynyrd Skynyrd. But it sucked so bad when the plane went down. I was not born yet and yet I cried anyway. I was but a sparkle in my fathers eye. A young atom, protons, neutrons, and electrons, just waiting to form a bong with another atom and so on, until one special sperm would be born.
And it was a special sperm all right. Somehow, out of all the great sperms that were formed, mine happened to be the one that was destined to be emotionally destitute.
Biscuit what are your feelings about Olivia Newton John? I had a crush on her as a young child that remains yearning to this day.
Dopay I don't know what to say about you buddy. Somehow I had hoped that one day soon you would come to your senses. But maybe that is just a dream, like so many others I have (that don't involve Dopay).
MP I hope you continue sneaking those crackers down there to Iwinner, I think they have quit feeding him.
Caribbean Queen
This song is dedicated to Iwinner, because when he gets out of prison we are going to get him a Caribbean Queen to celebrate.
Buscuit you truly are a child of the 70s. Biscuit I like Lynyrd Skynyrd. But it sucked so bad when the plane went down. I was not born yet and yet I cried anyway. I was but a sparkle in my fathers eye. A young atom, protons, neutrons, and electrons, just waiting to form a bong with another atom and so on, until one special sperm would be born.
And it was a special sperm all right. Somehow, out of all the great sperms that were formed, mine happened to be the one that was destined to be emotionally destitute.
Biscuit what are your feelings about Olivia Newton John? I had a crush on her as a young child that remains yearning to this day.
Dopay I don't know what to say about you buddy. Somehow I had hoped that one day soon you would come to your senses. But maybe that is just a dream, like so many others I have (that don't involve Dopay).
MP I hope you continue sneaking those crackers down there to Iwinner, I think they have quit feeding him.
Caribbean Queen
This song is dedicated to Iwinner, because when he gets out of prison we are going to get him a Caribbean Queen to celebrate.
Posted:
#1453
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
Dytide that makes me want to climb a tree. I also started crying because I miss Michael. I use to wear the sparkly MJ glove and dance until my feet were blue. I still do actually, when I am not severely depressed.
Buscuit you truly are a child of the 70s. Biscuit I like Lynyrd Skynyrd. But it sucked so bad when the plane went down. I was not born yet and yet I cried anyway. I was but a sparkle in my fathers eye. A young atom, protons, neutrons, and electrons, just waiting to form a bong with another atom and so on, until one special sperm would be born.
And it was a special sperm all right. Somehow, out of all the great sperms that were formed, mine happened to be the one that was destined to be emotionally destitute.
Biscuit what are your feelings about Olivia Newton John? I had a crush on her as a young child that remains yearning to this day.
Dopay I don't know what to say about you buddy. Somehow I had hoped that one day soon you would come to your senses. But maybe that is just a dream, like so many others I have (that don't involve Dopay).
MP I hope you continue sneaking those crackers down there to Iwinner, I think they have quit feeding him.
Caribbean Queen
This song is dedicated to Iwinner, because when he gets out of prison we are going to get him a Caribbean Queen to celebrate.
Dytide that makes me want to climb a tree. I also started crying because I miss Michael. I use to wear the sparkly MJ glove and dance until my feet were blue. I still do actually, when I am not severely depressed.
Buscuit you truly are a child of the 70s. Biscuit I like Lynyrd Skynyrd. But it sucked so bad when the plane went down. I was not born yet and yet I cried anyway. I was but a sparkle in my fathers eye. A young atom, protons, neutrons, and electrons, just waiting to form a bong with another atom and so on, until one special sperm would be born.
And it was a special sperm all right. Somehow, out of all the great sperms that were formed, mine happened to be the one that was destined to be emotionally destitute.
Biscuit what are your feelings about Olivia Newton John? I had a crush on her as a young child that remains yearning to this day.
Dopay I don't know what to say about you buddy. Somehow I had hoped that one day soon you would come to your senses. But maybe that is just a dream, like so many others I have (that don't involve Dopay).
MP I hope you continue sneaking those crackers down there to Iwinner, I think they have quit feeding him.
Caribbean Queen
This song is dedicated to Iwinner, because when he gets out of prison we are going to get him a Caribbean Queen to celebrate.
What are you talking about? come to my senses? U think i am going to steal your self mutilation Idea.......
I make my money selling leads on internet not stealing from people. 
But thanks for the compliment. 
Spammers gonna Spam brah 
Posted:
#1455
Dopay my dream for you is to become a responsible poster and cut all the BS. The avatar is my main problem and you know this 
Yet it remains!
Dopay I firmly believe you could be a very responsible man, even one day dance in the sweet prairies like a real man does. But then every time I glance at the avatar, that dream is shattered and I crush my head across my keyboard.
Hard Habit to Break
Yet it remains! Dopay I firmly believe you could be a very responsible man, even one day dance in the sweet prairies like a real man does. But then every time I glance at the avatar, that dream is shattered and I crush my head across my keyboard.
Hard Habit to Break
Posted:
#1458
biscuits.... this is shamefully embarrassing to tell anyone let alone the whole troubled waters tribe.... my booty is ruined
tirds just fall out of my ass now without any force needed
Proto I want punishment for not being able to fight off the other inmates (and a couple guards) and allowing them to
"drop some pudding on this lil bootsie" as they liked to call it.
Im ruined Proto ......
with MP cause he would be here ready to tear you a new asshole..... o shit, i'm sorry buddy.
Posted:
#1465
Proto you have hurt my feelings......U know how i feel about my beloved Avatar's. I always have to have a big and Beautiful Ginormous women in my avatar......That's just me Proto 
Ohhh why cant Proto just except me for who i am....I am a chubby chaser........and may be banned from proto's camp for that
To punish myself for this i am going to sew my asshole shut have someone keep feeding me and feeding me.......
See proto i am not even the writer that you are, i have to steal my own punishment methods from old school Method Man songs 
I have nothing Proto and now i am being cast away from the biggest group of derelicts on the site. 
Posted:
#1467
talked to the surgeon. I will have to wear diapers for the following 6 months because my bowel movements flow out of my body without resistance...wahts nuts is as soon as the doctor saw my bootsie he chuckled and said...you musta been locked up at covers.com...helps me a bit knowing im not the only asshole whos asshole has been pwnd by a bunch of assholes at covers
Posted:
#1468
im ruined..... fuck you coversinmates you cynical sadistic fuckers...Im going to be pissing out my ass for the next 6 months its time to fght back dope... i was spose to b a made man in there. Tupac had a broom shoved up his butterhole while he was locked up... fuck this Im gettin a tattoo
its time to fght back dope... i was spose to b a made man in there. Tupac had a broom shoved up his butterhole while he was locked up... fuck this Im gettin a tattoo
Posted:
#1472
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
Dopay my dream for you is to become a responsible poster and cut all the BS. The avatar is my main problem and you know this Yet it remains!
Dopay I firmly believe you could be a very responsible man, even one day dance in the sweet prairies like a real man does. But then every time I glance at the avatar, that dream is shattered and I crush my head across my keyboard.
Hard Habit to Break
Dopay my dream for you is to become a responsible poster and cut all the BS. The avatar is my main problem and you know this
Yet it remains! Dopay I firmly believe you could be a very responsible man, even one day dance in the sweet prairies like a real man does. But then every time I glance at the avatar, that dream is shattered and I crush my head across my keyboard.
Hard Habit to Break
please Proto understand that dopa must have that as his avatar. Get lost in her movements .... stare at it for 5 minutes without blinkin Proto and you will understand why dopa must have that as his avy
Posted:
#1474
Iwinner!@ Iwinere! Iwwwwwwiiiinnnnnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forgive me Iwinner I passed out for about 7 minutes there, it was like I saw a ghost. Reports coming out of the jail had told me that they had quit feeding you and, and, and, I just get "all torn up" if you will Iwinner .
Don't worry buddy, I am going to buy you some class A diamond plated diapers so you won't even have to wear pants when you wear these damn thangs. Iwinner they may have ripped you a new one but you will look damn good until you get that problem fixed. I have a pack of them here myself, you see I had bought them in expectation of you being sexually abused down there. It says on the directions that the first time you put them on you have to "do the camel walk down your street", and it says to be sure to be wearing nothing but these diamond plated adult diapers. It says maybe a gold chain around your neck and some socks but nothing else. I don't understand why they require this? Maybe they are trying to help you feel better about yourself. It sounds like a good idea Iwinner. Hey, a truckload of these are coming your way as we speak brother. On the TW house. A welcome back cotter type present that makes you instantly feel so much better.
Dopay I feel as if you may be on the verge of something special in your life. I don't feel like you need to leave. Maybe it will be to find a way to spam 1 million in 1 day???? Wow Dopay now that would be a life changing event!
Did you ever see the movie Short Circuit? The robot's name was Johnny4. Where am I going with this? I have no fuking idea, oh I got it now, the point is that maybe you could become like Johnny4 and still half human like Johnny4 and send out spams like you wouldn't believe. Like a half human robot. That would be really cool Dopay. Just don't send any dam spam MY way Dopay.
Iwinner it has taken me 4 hours to write this because when I found out you were out, I set my BB gun machine on rapid fire and aimed it right at my left temple. BB's are not bullets and they don't penetrate, but they do hurt when hitting you at 3 per second in the temple area. Occasionally I just black out and hit the floor. You see Iwinner there is no need to punish yourself. I am doing it for you! Another get well present brother.
Dopay, there is a difference between voluptuous women (these are great), and women who really need to lose weight. Dopay I need you to focus on the voluptuous women. They have curves and fun to play with, but not 300 pounds. Can you understand this Dopester?
Finally, as a present for getting out of jail, I have picked the perfect melody. It is a classy song that will calm your nerves Iwinner because you will experience a high volume of anxiety after a long stint in the slammer there brother. Put it on never ending repeat and let the world melt away. That is what protostar does.
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All
Iwinner I have been saving this for when you got out. When the guy is sad, that is all of us when you went to prison. When the girl makes a U-turn on the highway, that is you when you came out of prison. You are finally happy! When the guitar player is then happy, that is the TW crew now that you are out because now we are happy. But nobody here will kiss you Iwinner. You are going to have to find a nice female for that.
Let me give you some inspiration
Sarah Smile
Forgive me Iwinner I passed out for about 7 minutes there, it was like I saw a ghost. Reports coming out of the jail had told me that they had quit feeding you and, and, and,
I just get "all torn up" if you will Iwinner . Don't worry buddy, I am going to buy you some class A diamond plated diapers so you won't even have to wear pants when you wear these damn thangs. Iwinner they may have ripped you a new one but you will look damn good until you get that problem fixed. I have a pack of them here myself, you see I had bought them in expectation of you being sexually abused down there. It says on the directions that the first time you put them on you have to "do the camel walk down your street", and it says to be sure to be wearing nothing but these diamond plated adult diapers. It says maybe a gold chain around your neck and some socks but nothing else. I don't understand why they require this? Maybe they are trying to help you feel better about yourself. It sounds like a good idea Iwinner. Hey, a truckload of these are coming your way as we speak brother. On the TW house. A welcome back cotter type present that makes you instantly feel so much better.
Dopay I feel as if you may be on the verge of something special in your life. I don't feel like you need to leave. Maybe it will be to find a way to spam 1 million in 1 day???? Wow Dopay now that would be a life changing event!
Did you ever see the movie Short Circuit? The robot's name was Johnny4. Where am I going with this? I have no fuking idea, oh I got it now, the point is that maybe you could become like Johnny4 and still half human like Johnny4 and send out spams like you wouldn't believe. Like a half human robot. That would be really cool Dopay. Just don't send any dam spam MY way Dopay.
Iwinner it has taken me 4 hours to write this because when I found out you were out, I set my BB gun machine on rapid fire and aimed it right at my left temple. BB's are not bullets and they don't penetrate, but they do hurt when hitting you at 3 per second in the temple area. Occasionally I just black out and hit the floor. You see Iwinner there is no need to punish yourself. I am doing it for you! Another get well present brother.
Dopay, there is a difference between voluptuous women (these are great), and women who really need to lose weight. Dopay I need you to focus on the voluptuous women. They have curves and fun to play with, but not 300 pounds. Can you understand this Dopester?
Finally, as a present for getting out of jail, I have picked the perfect melody. It is a classy song that will calm your nerves Iwinner because you will experience a high volume of anxiety after a long stint in the slammer there brother. Put it on never ending repeat and let the world melt away. That is what protostar does.
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All
Iwinner I have been saving this for when you got out. When the guy is sad, that is all of us when you went to prison. When the girl makes a U-turn on the highway, that is you when you came out of prison. You are finally happy! When the guitar player is then happy, that is the TW crew now that you are out because now we are happy. But nobody here will kiss you Iwinner. You are going to have to find a nice female for that.
Let me give you some inspiration
Sarah Smile
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