Troubled Waters

Proto,may you find inspiration as you climb that tree...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN9HwPhqKrQ&feature=related

 

( we miss you Michael )

 

Dytide that makes me want to climb a tree.  I also started crying because I miss Michael.  I use to wear the sparkly MJ glove and dance until my feet were blue.  I still do actually, when I am not severely depressed. 

Buscuit you truly are a child of the 70s.  Biscuit I like Lynyrd Skynyrd.  But it sucked so bad when the plane went down.  I was not born yet and yet I cried anyway.  I was but a sparkle in my fathers eye.  A young atom, protons, neutrons, and electrons, just waiting to form a bong with another atom and so on, until one special sperm would be born. 

And it was a special sperm all right.  Somehow, out of all the great sperms that were formed, mine happened to be the one that was destined to be emotionally destitute.

Biscuit what are your feelings about Olivia Newton John?  I had a crush on her as a young child that remains yearning to this day.

Dopay I don't know what to say about you buddy.  Somehow I had hoped that one day soon you would come to your senses.  But maybe that is just a dream, like so many others I have (that don't involve Dopay).

MP I hope you continue sneaking those crackers down there to Iwinner, I think they have quit feeding him.

Caribbean Queen

This song is dedicated to Iwinner, because when he gets out of prison we are going to get him a Caribbean Queen to celebrate.

Dopay my dream for you is to become a responsible poster and cut all the BS.  The avatar is my main problem and you know this   Yet it remains! 

Dopay I firmly believe you could be a very responsible man, even one day dance in the sweet prairies like a real man does.  But then every time I glance at the avatar, that dream is shattered and I crush my head across my keyboard.

Hard Habit to Break

IM here you guys..... torn, withered, pale,frigid, weak, hungry, abused,traumatized, and most of all institutionalized. I appreaciate all you guys did for me while I was in the slammer..... but ...I must rest now

Joy Joy Joy

https://youtu.be/qOCxhSdKWkc

biscuits.... this is shamefully embarrassing to tell anyone let alone the whole troubled waters tribe.... my booty is ruined

Biscuits I fear Protos worst fears are true .... Im not sure if he will be able to handle this. Gather everyone please... hopefully with family here and surgical technology to repair my bootsie one day I will once again be able to stand proud 

Iw1nBets your asshole may have died but you and your dreams live on!!please dont overdose on drugs or pity.You are a winner Iwinner, what dont kill ya makes you stronger.

good to be back you crazy dirt shootin motha fuckaz

it's a good thing you made with MP cause he would be here ready to tear you a new asshole..... o shit, i'm sorry buddy.

now we are off to some major league dirt shooting  

Proto you have hurt my feelings......U know how i feel about my beloved Avatar's. I always have to have a big and Beautiful Ginormous women in my avatar......That's just me Proto 

ohhh dope dont mope... with a bit of hope I think you could cope

talked to the surgeon. I will have to wear diapers for the following 6 months because my bowel movements flow out of my body without resistance...wahts nuts is as soon as the doctor saw my bootsie he chuckled and said...you musta been locked up at covers.com...helps me a bit knowing im not the only asshole whos asshole has been pwnd by a bunch of assholes at covers

im ruined..... fuck you coversinmates you cynical sadistic fuckers...Im going to be pissing out my ass for the next 6 months  its time to fght back dope... i was spose to b a made man in there. Tupac had a broom shoved up his butterhole while he was locked up... fuck this Im gettin a tattoo

now i am just a man defeated by his people.....not cool Proto 

I am so up set i have not sent 1 not even 1 lowly email today.....I am supposed to send Millions......

dopa you get paid for doing that ... lol

Iwinner!@ Iwinere!  Iwwwwwwiiiinnnnnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive me Iwinner I passed out for about 7 minutes there, it was like I saw a ghost.  Reports coming out of the jail had told me that they had quit feeding you and, and, and, I just get "all torn up" if you will Iwinner . 

Don't worry buddy, I am going to buy you some class A diamond plated diapers so you won't even have to wear pants when you wear these damn thangs.  Iwinner they may have ripped you a new one but you will look damn good until you get that problem fixed.  I have a pack of them here myself, you see I had bought them in expectation of you being sexually abused down there.  It says on the directions that the first time you put them on you have to "do the camel walk down your street", and it says to be sure to be wearing nothing but these diamond plated adult diapers.  It says maybe a gold chain around your neck and some socks but nothing else.  I don't understand why they require this?  Maybe they are trying to help you feel better about yourself.  It sounds like a good idea Iwinner.  Hey, a truckload of these are coming your way as we speak brother.  On the TW house.  A welcome back cotter type present that makes you instantly feel so much better.

Dopay I feel as if you may be on the verge of something special in your life.  I don't feel like you need to leave.  Maybe it will be to find a way to spam 1 million in 1 day????  Wow Dopay now that would be a life changing event! 

Did you ever see the movie Short Circuit?  The robot's name was Johnny4.  Where am I going with this?  I have no fuking idea, oh I got it now, the point is that maybe you could become like Johnny4 and still half human like Johnny4 and send out spams like you wouldn't believe.  Like a half human robot.  That would be really cool Dopay.  Just don't send any dam spam MY way Dopay.

Iwinner it has taken me 4 hours to write this because when I found out you were out, I set my BB gun machine on rapid fire and aimed it right at my left temple.  BB's are not bullets and they don't penetrate, but they do hurt when hitting you at 3 per second in the temple area.  Occasionally I just black out and hit the floor.  You see Iwinner there is no need to punish yourself.  I am doing it for you!  Another get well present brother.

Dopay, there is a difference between voluptuous women (these are great), and women who really need to lose weight.  Dopay I need you to focus on the voluptuous women.  They have curves and fun to play with, but not 300 pounds.  Can you understand this Dopester?

Finally, as a present for getting out of jail, I have picked the perfect melody.  It is a classy song that will calm your nerves Iwinner because you will experience a high volume of anxiety after a long stint in the slammer there brother.  Put it on never ending repeat and let the world melt away.  That is what protostar does.

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All

Iwinner I have been saving this for when you got out.  When the guy is sad, that is all of us when you went to prison.  When the girl makes a U-turn on the highway, that is you when you came out of prison.  You are finally happy!  When the guitar player is then happy, that is the TW crew now that you are out because now we are happy.  But nobody here will kiss you Iwinner.  You are going to have to find a nice female for that. 

Let me give you some inspiration

Sarah Smile

And back to reality.  Yes the doldrums. 

I'm back to the doldrums already am I really Bi Polar