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    Posted: Jul. 28, 2011 - 2:00 PM ET #1426

    93 till infinity is a great song...good reading about your rap knowledge on this page proto

    got a question...there was a rapper called OC?...do you remember him?...i'm looking for one of his songs that was really chill...if you know him, can you name some of his top songs as i can't find them on google...thanks

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    93 till infinity is a great song...good reading about your rap knowledge on this page proto

    got a question...there was a rapper called OC?...do you remember him?...i'm looking for one of his songs that was really chill...if you know him, can you name some of his top songs as i can't find them on google...thanks

     
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    Posted: Jul. 28, 2011 - 2:52 PM ET #1427

    for my boy og proto who digs the early 90s northern cali flavor....

    n2deep....back to the hotel.

    https://youtu.be/WVtRyrOaoZA

    1992 whiteboys!!! great track

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    for my boy og proto who digs the early 90s northern cali flavor....

    n2deep....back to the hotel.

    https://youtu.be/WVtRyrOaoZA

    1992 whiteboys!!! great track

     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 4:18 AM ET #1428

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

     proto my man ...is this yer manifesto?

     

    This is a shout out for the poor bastard Iwin...he has been caged up for awhile in the penalty box...lets all go down there and show that true gangsta some love...

    Proto i know MP would never steer you wrong, but i feel this could be a mistake. i miss ole 1win also but that place is gawd awfull and full of hethens and they are vicious. I fear that with your boyish good looks and demeanor that they could lose all sense decency and the institution could become unglued and the resulting mayhem could result with you being abused. maybe you could send him an internet greeting card.Proto football is allmost here and i think it's gonna be the year that sets you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

     proto my man ...is this yer manifesto?

     

    This is a shout out for the poor bastard Iwin...he has been caged up for awhile in the penalty box...lets all go down there and show that true gangsta some love...

    Proto i know MP would never steer you wrong, but i feel this could be a mistake. i miss ole 1win also but that place is gawd awfull and full of hethens and they are vicious. I fear that with your boyish good looks and demeanor that they could lose all sense decency and the institution could become unglued and the resulting mayhem could result with you being abused. maybe you could send him an internet greeting card.Proto football is allmost here and i think it's gonna be the year that sets you free.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 4:58 AM ET #1429

    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFxJ5APKj8U

    They should provide barf bags with this video.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFxJ5APKj8U

    They should provide barf bags with this video.

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 5:00 AM ET #1430

    Quote Originally Posted by ocd:

    for my boy og proto who digs the early 90s northern cali flavor....

    n2deep....back to the hotel.

    https://youtu.be/WVtRyrOaoZA

    1992 whiteboys!!! great track



    This is a joke video, correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ocd:

    for my boy og proto who digs the early 90s northern cali flavor....

    n2deep....back to the hotel.

    https://youtu.be/WVtRyrOaoZA

    1992 whiteboys!!! great track



    This is a joke video, correct?
     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 6:53 PM ET #1431

    Now we return to reality.  I have been crying for 4 days now.  The song that sparked this episode was Holding Back the Years by Simply Red.  I listen the Music Choice music channels all day every day, and when this song came on they showed a picture of the lead singer now.  He looked 90 years old!  I started calculating and realized that I would be obsolete within a few years.  Then I realized that I am already obsolete!

    I curled up into fetal on the couch and induced thumb sucking.  It has not stopped yet.  I think about how I should have learned to play the guitar.  Then I would have been like Prince, or Michael Jackson, and lived a life of luxury.  Now it will never happen and I hate myself for missing this when I was young and full of energy.

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    Now we return to reality.  I have been crying for 4 days now.  The song that sparked this episode was Holding Back the Years by Simply Red.  I listen the Music Choice music channels all day every day, and when this song came on they showed a picture of the lead singer now.  He looked 90 years old!  I started calculating and realized that I would be obsolete within a few years.  Then I realized that I am already obsolete!

    I curled up into fetal on the couch and induced thumb sucking.  It has not stopped yet.  I think about how I should have learned to play the guitar.  Then I would have been like Prince, or Michael Jackson, and lived a life of luxury.  Now it will never happen and I hate myself for missing this when I was young and full of energy.

    Toto-Africa


     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 7:04 PM ET #1432

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Proto i know MP would never steer you wrong, but i feel this could be a mistake. i miss ole 1win also but that place is gawd awfull and full of hethens and they are vicious. I fear that with your boyish good looks and demeanor that they could lose all sense decency and the institution could become unglued and the resulting mayhem could result with you being abused. maybe you could send him an internet greeting card.Proto football is allmost here and i think it's gonna be the year that sets you free.


    You are right buscuit.  I am no alpha males and that place is full of institutionalized alphas who have been hardened from days, months in the penalty box.

    However MP is a man of infinite wisdom and he made a good point.  When nobody was looking, I went down there and started a quick thread and left a soothing song for Iwin.  I saw him there in a cell with mean men, I think he was shooting dope to pass the time.  I hope I made a mistake.  I hope my mind was playing tricks on me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Proto i know MP would never steer you wrong, but i feel this could be a mistake. i miss ole 1win also but that place is gawd awfull and full of hethens and they are vicious. I fear that with your boyish good looks and demeanor that they could lose all sense decency and the institution could become unglued and the resulting mayhem could result with you being abused. maybe you could send him an internet greeting card.Proto football is allmost here and i think it's gonna be the year that sets you free.


    You are right buscuit.  I am no alpha males and that place is full of institutionalized alphas who have been hardened from days, months in the penalty box.

    However MP is a man of infinite wisdom and he made a good point.  When nobody was looking, I went down there and started a quick thread and left a soothing song for Iwin.  I saw him there in a cell with mean men, I think he was shooting dope to pass the time.  I hope I made a mistake.  I hope my mind was playing tricks on me.




     
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    Posted: Jul. 30, 2011 - 7:22 PM ET #1433

    MP I posted in your thread too.  Oh my I am worried about Iwin.  There are institutionalized mean alphas down there!  Poor Iwin!  I must punish myself immediately. 
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    MP I posted in your thread too.  Oh my I am worried about Iwin.  There are institutionalized mean alphas down there!  Poor Iwin!  I must punish myself immediately. 
     
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    Posted: Jul. 31, 2011 - 1:19 AM ET #1434

    "She's just sixteen years old
    Leave her alone, they say,
    Separated by fools
    Who don't know what love is yet
    But i want you to know

    If i could fly
    I'd pick you up
    I'd take you into the night"

    Into the Night

    This song just brings me to tears.  It brings me to my knees and I feel like I may need a shot of adderall to get back up again.  Poor Benny Mardones just wants to be with the girl, but she is only 16. 

    But Benny is so in love with her that he wants to fly away, and take her with him.  Bennay!  Bennay!  I feel your pain.  I myself want to fly away with a young tigress.  Fly away into the night never to be seen again. 

    When you take ecstacy you can do this while sitting on the couch.  You can fly away and leave every problem behind.  I need some molly.  I need to fly away, life is getting to hard to take.  I would do it on a cool autumn night in October.  Like Peter Pan I would drift off to wonderland, where everyone is happy and daily pain/boredom/self-hatred is not there anymore. 

    I think about this daily.  I just want to get away. 

    I have Benny Mardones on never ending repeat because he is on the the same page I am on.  At least he was in 1980.
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    "She's just sixteen years old
    Leave her alone, they say,
    Separated by fools
    Who don't know what love is yet
    But i want you to know

    If i could fly
    I'd pick you up
    I'd take you into the night"

    Into the Night

    This song just brings me to tears.  It brings me to my knees and I feel like I may need a shot of adderall to get back up again.  Poor Benny Mardones just wants to be with the girl, but she is only 16. 

    But Benny is so in love with her that he wants to fly away, and take her with him.  Bennay!  Bennay!  I feel your pain.  I myself want to fly away with a young tigress.  Fly away into the night never to be seen again. 

    When you take ecstacy you can do this while sitting on the couch.  You can fly away and leave every problem behind.  I need some molly.  I need to fly away, life is getting to hard to take.  I would do it on a cool autumn night in October.  Like Peter Pan I would drift off to wonderland, where everyone is happy and daily pain/boredom/self-hatred is not there anymore. 

    I think about this daily.  I just want to get away. 

    I have Benny Mardones on never ending repeat because he is on the the same page I am on.  At least he was in 1980.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 31, 2011 - 1:50 AM ET #1435

    " she's only seventeen "

                                  - Kip Winger

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    " she's only seventeen "

                                  - Kip Winger

     
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    Posted: Jul. 31, 2011 - 8:06 AM ET #1436

    You children of the 80's crack me up.

    https://youtu.be/Vg47_UmQXMg

    Proto i think shooting up went outta style long ago, my ass still puckers at the thought.

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    You children of the 80's crack me up.

    https://youtu.be/Vg47_UmQXMg

    Proto i think shooting up went outta style long ago, my ass still puckers at the thought.

     
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    Posted: Jul. 31, 2011 - 5:57 PM ET #1437

    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
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    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
     
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    Posted: Aug. 1, 2011 - 5:18 PM ET #1438

    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
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    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
    Do you really want to hurt me-Culture Club




     
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    Posted: Aug. 1, 2011 - 5:45 PM ET #1439

    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  


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    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
    poor bastard...
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    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
    poor bastard...
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
    Do you really want to hurt me-Culture Club






    That boy george sure is flaming, but I forgot how many good songs they did, thanks.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  




    This thread just isnt the same with 1win 

    Dytide gonna need you to step it up  and handle the slack till our broesph gets out of the brig  


    Meanwhile i think we should protest 1wins ban, i have seen people get banned for less than a week for more than 1wins ban..



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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  




    This thread just isnt the same with 1win 

    Dytide gonna need you to step it up  and handle the slack till our broesph gets out of the brig  


    Meanwhile i think we should protest 1wins ban, i have seen people get banned for less than a week for more than 1wins ban..



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    Posted: Aug. 2, 2011 - 11:38 PM ET #1443

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
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    One of your better posts Proto



    Man, who the helll are you?!?!? I can't imagine someone so depressed coming on here every few days posting detailed stories (with perfect grammar) about their self loathing and all the while hyperlinking songs from youtube to go along with the posts... but its twice as hard to imagine someone committing to this for 58 pages  just for the hell of it! Either way, have a beer on me........ except you'll have to pay for it.  Thought that counts.
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    I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit under the weather a couple weeks ago.  The doc checked a few things then told me I had a bad bug and severely depressed.  Just what I thought before I went.

    So I went out to get the mail and I opened the letter from the doctor.  I expected to get a lollipop for being a good boy in the doctors office.  Instead it said I owed 650 sheckles!  WTF?  I collapsed right then and there with a high fever and symptoms much worse than what I went to the doctor for in the first place. 

    I don't think my life is worth 200 sheckles.  How can I ever pay this?  I called them and told them there was a bad mistake.  That a mean man had taken out my lollipop and put a bill in it's place.  They said, "no sir it's no mistake, you owe dues to the nice doctor for telling you what you already knew."

    I don't get mad often but I let it rip on that phone.  Then I found out through the grapevine that if you don't have all the sheckles that they want from you, you can pay them out 10 sheckles at a time until it is paid.  They can't charge interest. 

    Check mate Mr. Mean Doctor.

    No lollipop for protostar, no sheckles for mr. doctor.
    Do you really want to hurt me-Culture Club






    One of your better posts Proto



    Man, who the helll are you?!?!? I can't imagine someone so depressed coming on here every few days posting detailed stories (with perfect grammar) about their self loathing and all the while hyperlinking songs from youtube to go along with the posts... but its twice as hard to imagine someone committing to this for 58 pages  just for the hell of it! Either way, have a beer on me........ except you'll have to pay for it.  Thought that counts.
     
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    Have you tied yourself to any poles and whipped yourself since the last time that happened?
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    Posted: Aug. 2, 2011 - 11:56 PM ET #1445

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
    Old enough to have eaten REAL taco's in Chula Vista at 29 cents a pop while listening to 8 track tapes.Will some PLEASE tell me what !wins infraction was?
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    Buscuit I don't think shooting dope will ever go out of style.  Will having sex ever go out of style?

    Buscuit I need to know how old you are immediately before I can make any further evaluation on the subject. 

    Iwinner hold it down for us down there champ!
    Old enough to have eaten REAL taco's in Chula Vista at 29 cents a pop while listening to 8 track tapes.Will some PLEASE tell me what !wins infraction was?
     
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    Posted: Aug. 3, 2011 - 12:01 AM ET #1446

    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:



    This thread just isnt the same with 1win 

    Dytide gonna need you to step it up  and handle the slack till our broesph gets out of the brig  


    Meanwhile i think we should protest 1wins ban, i have seen people get banned for less than a week for more than 1wins ban..



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    This thread just isnt the same with 1win 

    Dytide gonna need you to step it up  and handle the slack till our broesph gets out of the brig  


    Meanwhile i think we should protest 1wins ban, i have seen people get banned for less than a week for more than 1wins ban..



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    Posted: Aug. 3, 2011 - 12:29 AM ET #1447

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    Thanks pal
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  


    Thats it Proto, damn straight! Football on the way, wining $$ is soothing and you are gonna do it.No preseason action ok.When it gets here stay focused https://youtu.be/rzU2iJ9qfXg next time you go to docs go to mine he will only charge you a hen or 2.
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    Seriously though guys this has made me severely depressed.  It just highlights the fact that my life is a total, and complete, failure.  Any normal man in his mid 30's would write a check for 650 sheckles and be done with it.  Not me.  I have to go on a payment plan where I have to manipulate the system so I end up not really paying as much as I should have to pay.

    Maybe I should just disappear into the night.  Just take a walk and walk off a nearby cliff. 

    Well things are crystal clear now.  I need to make a run gambling on sports in order to make things right in my life. 

    I am now watching Scream of the Banshee.  A movie I rented to lift the blues just for a little while.  Every now and then a tear runs down my cheek.  I have given myself this plight and now the doldrums are almost too much to bear. 

    Everything She Wants-Wham  


    Thats it Proto, damn straight! Football on the way, wining $$ is soothing and you are gonna do it.No preseason action ok.When it gets here stay focused https://youtu.be/rzU2iJ9qfXg next time you go to docs go to mine he will only charge you a hen or 2.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    Have you tied yourself to any poles and whipped yourself since the last time that happened?


    Now that the weather is well over 100 degrees daily, I scale a pine tree, and find the perfect size branch.  It took some practice and at first the branches were too thick, so I was left up in the tree all day until somebody walking by heard me holler. 

    But now I have it down to a science.  I scale the pine tree, find perfect sized branch and tie myself to it.  Do not ask how this goes down, I have applied for a patent and Dopay will steal my idea if I give any details.

    Anyway, I am exposed to the sun for 5-7 hours before the tree branch finally breaks and I fall unimpeded down about 30 feet or so.  It is very painful but it is what I have been doing in protest for Iwin being incarcerated.

    Right now I am livid at the notion that my friend Iwinner is down there getting raped, and there is nothing I can do but try to throw a bottle of pills over the wall, and hope the guards don't see him running to grab them.  Speaking of which....

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    Have you tied yourself to any poles and whipped yourself since the last time that happened?


    Now that the weather is well over 100 degrees daily, I scale a pine tree, and find the perfect size branch.  It took some practice and at first the branches were too thick, so I was left up in the tree all day until somebody walking by heard me holler. 

    But now I have it down to a science.  I scale the pine tree, find perfect sized branch and tie myself to it.  Do not ask how this goes down, I have applied for a patent and Dopay will steal my idea if I give any details.

    Anyway, I am exposed to the sun for 5-7 hours before the tree branch finally breaks and I fall unimpeded down about 30 feet or so.  It is very painful but it is what I have been doing in protest for Iwin being incarcerated.

    Right now I am livid at the notion that my friend Iwinner is down there getting raped, and there is nothing I can do but try to throw a bottle of pills over the wall, and hope the guards don't see him running to grab them.  Speaking of which....

    Hello Iwinner
      
     
     
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