What’s the typical sentence for mocking a phony?

Asking for a friend

@tikitom

 If you and your loved one was planning on New Years Eve festivites at covers prolly no bueno 

@trainwreck66

 Oh boy.

What’s the NYE scene like here in the slammer? Do we get to watch the Dick Clark show?

@tikitom

 Ive said too much already 

Five weeks

I’ve seen Escape From Alcatraz like 2 or 3 times. I also watched Hogan’s Heros a bunch. Just so everybody is on the same page.

Be careful of any inmate asking you about your carpet preferences.

It’s not what you think.

He’s selling something but it isn’t carpet.

@Cranky_Hank

 I will take this under advisement.

I need about a dozen raincoats and some rubber cement. Could the same charlatan have an in on that sort of stuff?

Does KOAJ still work here?

I also demand a new avatar. While the resemblance is uncanny, I’m quite a bit older than the cartoon fellow and graying around the temples.

thanks in advance

Last I heard, KOAJ was enrolled in a witness protection program.  He flipped on a few of his business associates.

@Cranky_Hank

 I don’t like the sound of that.

for the record - 

if sakisam or milkimatt shows up in the mains, mocking a certain someone before I’m released, let the record reflect I’m far too elderly to spoof an ip address and create a SAF.

Anyone doing this does not have my power of attorney for phony mockery

What about Shawshanke Redemption?

@StumpTownStu

 I can’t tell if this is a recommendation or a threat. Shanks are no laughing matter.

For some reason, Otis Nixon is now playing QB for SF.

Is this thing on?

What’s the deal with Sanka? 

It’s like the Tab of instant coffee. If you want to sell instant coffee,  just call it instant coffee. Even Folder's crystals tried harder and they didn’t  really try.

Can you hear me in the back?

I like a copier where there’s only one way to put in the original and then only one big (preferably green) button that says push.

Same with my coffee machine. Give me that old school Joe DiMaggio Mr Coffee. Fill the back part with water, fill the filter part with grounds, push “brew”.

Things are unnecessarily complicated.

Have you been through orientation?

Starwink likes to get drunk.....

It's kinda like a hobby....

Liver is done.....

Wisconsin Madman.....

Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariooot