according to the guy who posted your stats from sharkscope under 2 different usernames were both from full tilt poker...that is multi accounting and considered a form of cheating...plz explain yourself
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according to the guy who posted your stats from sharkscope under 2 different usernames were both from full tilt poker...that is multi accounting and considered a form of cheating...plz explain yourself
We all know ChanceP is the meanest man alive and we are terrified when he views these posts. ChanceP will be angry. You won't like him when he gets angry.
The following are some rumors circulating about ChanceP (The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive):
"ChanceP is the father of every kid in this town!"
"ChanceP once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"One time I was with ChanceP in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. ChanceP goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm ChanceP! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChanceP' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
"He sheds his skin once a year."
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We all know ChanceP is the meanest man alive and we are terrified when he views these posts. ChanceP will be angry. You won't like him when he gets angry.
The following are some rumors circulating about ChanceP (The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive):
"ChanceP is the father of every kid in this town!"
"ChanceP once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"One time I was with ChanceP in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. ChanceP goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm ChanceP! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChanceP' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Chance!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
""He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"ChanceP was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"ChanceP had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"They found $60 in change in his stomach."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"ChanceP drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to ChanceP talk in his sleep."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
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Here are a few more things of ChanceP:
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Chance!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
""He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"ChanceP was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"ChanceP had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"They found $60 in change in his stomach."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"ChanceP drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to ChanceP talk in his sleep."
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my oh my. I leave for a few months and this is what I come back to!!!!!
First off, feel free to contact fulltilt about my "multi-accounting." Whoever was dumb enough to point this out (tb2 , what a surprise, biggest rigged donk ever) was also dumb enough not to read all my posts and see that FullTilt is the one who shut my account down and told me to go back to my old account. I started up a new account to receive rakeback and after they caught me they gave me rakeback on my old account and shut down the new one. So congrats TB2 I know you think youve made this great discovery and put me to shame but, like always with you, all youve done is make yourself lok like a bigger clueless fool because you dont state the truth. Call me what you want, but I dont make shit up like all you "rigged" donks.
ArmedNAruba, I know youre ripping me but I dont care, those are FUCKING HILARIOUS. My favorite is the bar one where we sit there for 18 months and they build a bar around us, epic, just fucking epic!!!
In closing, this is a big reason I dont come around anymore. Honestly, here I am, I play online poker FOR A LIVING yet all you weekend players and $50 online-deposit guys wanna debate the legitimacy of the sites and wanna discredit my poker wisdom, its absolutely ridiculous, hilarious, and just fucking stupid. I mean seriously guys, (not bragging) but I do this for a living, I think if it was rigged Id know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Id tell you too!!!!! Then when I issue the challenge all you pussies run for cover, go figure.
Im still gonna come around from time to time but if I dont respond for a while to a thread like this dont EVER think Im backing down or Ive been "exposed." Nothing could be further from the truth. I just only have so much time to listen to donks excuses as to why they dont win and how I must just be "lucky" to keep winning. I guess the only difference between my poker results and yours is that I just "always get lucky" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Im sure youd like that to be true.
See you gents later!
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my oh my. I leave for a few months and this is what I come back to!!!!!
First off, feel free to contact fulltilt about my "multi-accounting." Whoever was dumb enough to point this out (tb2 , what a surprise, biggest rigged donk ever) was also dumb enough not to read all my posts and see that FullTilt is the one who shut my account down and told me to go back to my old account. I started up a new account to receive rakeback and after they caught me they gave me rakeback on my old account and shut down the new one. So congrats TB2 I know you think youve made this great discovery and put me to shame but, like always with you, all youve done is make yourself lok like a bigger clueless fool because you dont state the truth. Call me what you want, but I dont make shit up like all you "rigged" donks.
ArmedNAruba, I know youre ripping me but I dont care, those are FUCKING HILARIOUS. My favorite is the bar one where we sit there for 18 months and they build a bar around us, epic, just fucking epic!!!
In closing, this is a big reason I dont come around anymore. Honestly, here I am, I play online poker FOR A LIVING yet all you weekend players and $50 online-deposit guys wanna debate the legitimacy of the sites and wanna discredit my poker wisdom, its absolutely ridiculous, hilarious, and just fucking stupid. I mean seriously guys, (not bragging) but I do this for a living, I think if it was rigged Id know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Id tell you too!!!!! Then when I issue the challenge all you pussies run for cover, go figure.
Im still gonna come around from time to time but if I dont respond for a while to a thread like this dont EVER think Im backing down or Ive been "exposed." Nothing could be further from the truth. I just only have so much time to listen to donks excuses as to why they dont win and how I must just be "lucky" to keep winning. I guess the only difference between my poker results and yours is that I just "always get lucky" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Im sure youd like that to be true.
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a
drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one.
Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We
sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a
bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and
then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of
the flames, 'Always leave things the way you FUCKING found em!'"
Added a lil CP to it
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"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a
drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one.
Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We
sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a
bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and
then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of
the flames, 'Always leave things the way you FUCKING found em!'"
Actually Chance, I'm NOT ripped you. I have seen your numerous poker posts. I've seen the "wanna-bees" bitch and moan on this site...being bad beats or complianing how online poker is rigged. But I really enjoy you setting them straight. I am in no ways kissing your ass, but you just have a great ability to shred these posers apart. These excerps are from SNL. A skit where as they portray a character named "Bill Braskey" as a larger than life human being that is absolutely halarious! When IW1nBets said, "boy do you guys have a bitching coming toward you", I thought of this skit. Much respect to you ChanceP and look forward to hearing your rants in the future.
Oh ya, my favorite ChanceP moment was when you said to that deer, "I'm ChanceP. SAY IT!!"
We'll have more facts coming soon.......
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Actually Chance, I'm NOT ripped you. I have seen your numerous poker posts. I've seen the "wanna-bees" bitch and moan on this site...being bad beats or complianing how online poker is rigged. But I really enjoy you setting them straight. I am in no ways kissing your ass, but you just have a great ability to shred these posers apart. These excerps are from SNL. A skit where as they portray a character named "Bill Braskey" as a larger than life human being that is absolutely halarious! When IW1nBets said, "boy do you guys have a bitching coming toward you", I thought of this skit. Much respect to you ChanceP and look forward to hearing your rants in the future.
Oh ya, my favorite ChanceP moment was when you said to that deer, "I'm ChanceP. SAY IT!!"
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