He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP went hunting? Chance decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for ChanceP. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"ChanceP once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"ChanceP once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"ChanceP family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"ChanceP ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
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ChanceP is God..you know why bitches??
He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP went hunting? Chance decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for ChanceP. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"ChanceP once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"ChanceP once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"ChanceP family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"ChanceP ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, ChanceP chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"ChanceP named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on ChanceP nipple, it plays Marylin Manson's "Beautiful People".'"
"They use ChanceP foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"ChanceP directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."
"All the 'Yes' album covers are ChanceP family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. ChanceP said it would've happened sometime."
"ChanceP semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"
"ChanceP still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."
"He thinks iron man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."
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and finally....
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, ChanceP chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"ChanceP named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on ChanceP nipple, it plays Marylin Manson's "Beautiful People".'"
"They use ChanceP foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"ChanceP directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."
"All the 'Yes' album covers are ChanceP family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. ChanceP said it would've happened sometime."
"ChanceP semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"
"ChanceP still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."
"He thinks iron man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
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oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
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Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:
oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
I would SO BADLY love to see some hand histories of some tournies youve played cuz I know youre just misplaying hands all over the place then blaming the site
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I would SO BADLY love to see some hand histories of some tournies youve played cuz I know youre just misplaying hands all over the place then blaming the site
oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
Must be another constant "reloader".
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Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:
oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!
I am not about to get into one of your long winded poker debates....but everyone gets bad beats online...EVERYONE. The bottom line here is (and all that matters to me) is when it's all said and done, do you cash out my than you deposit. It's that simple. My answer is "yes". So rigged or not rigged, I am still making a profit. That's all I care about.
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I am not about to get into one of your long winded poker debates....but everyone gets bad beats online...EVERYONE. The bottom line here is (and all that matters to me) is when it's all said and done, do you cash out my than you deposit. It's that simple. My answer is "yes". So rigged or not rigged, I am still making a profit. That's all I care about.
Ok SOBLATANT...if you insist...I dug up a few more facts on your boy.....
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, ChanceP tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
One time I asked ChanceP to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, ChanceP shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, ChanceP throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, ChanceP decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
So anyway, ChanceP would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, ChanceP had to shoot the maid.
ChanceP would use his own thigh as an anvil.
He showers in grain alcohol.
He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
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Ok SOBLATANT...if you insist...I dug up a few more facts on your boy.....
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, ChanceP tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
One time I asked ChanceP to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, ChanceP shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, ChanceP throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, ChanceP decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
So anyway, ChanceP would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, ChanceP had to shoot the maid.
ChanceP would use his own thigh as an anvil.
He showers in grain alcohol.
He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
well did not mind the guy before after i had some time to read his posts rippin people who have different opinions than him
he sounds worse than a women
any could not join you chance in 1800 point freeroll token sitn gos sunday night 164 points short and have been playin at pkr and partypoker lately easy $$$ at pkr ring tables last time i deposited there was last june before i went to the maiden show
my post award
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well did not mind the guy before after i had some time to read his posts rippin people who have different opinions than him
he sounds worse than a women
any could not join you chance in 1800 point freeroll token sitn gos sunday night 164 points short and have been playin at pkr and partypoker lately easy $$$ at pkr ring tables last time i deposited there was last june before i went to the maiden show
well did not mind the guy before after i had some time to read his posts rippin people who have different opinions than him
he sounds worse than a women
any could not join you chance in 1800 point freeroll token sitn gos sunday night 164 points short and have been playin at pkr and partypoker lately easy $$$ at pkr ring tables last time i deposited there was last june before i went to the maiden show
my post award
Hey Chance...Is this asswipe speak-a any English?
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Quote Originally Posted by gers:
well did not mind the guy before after i had some time to read his posts rippin people who have different opinions than him
he sounds worse than a women
any could not join you chance in 1800 point freeroll token sitn gos sunday night 164 points short and have been playin at pkr and partypoker lately easy $$$ at pkr ring tables last time i deposited there was last june before i went to the maiden show
Thats the funniest part about all the "ChanceP haters." Theyre so fucking dumb yet they expect you to believe theyve uncovered this "scam" while all the MUCH more intelligent people in the world are getting conned and cant figure it out. Its just epic, just absolutely epic. I dont even debate with them anymore, I just read their posts and laugh at the fools they make themselves out to be. Ive won 40K in a little over a year yet some guy who deposited $50 twice is gonna tell me he knows more about the site and odds than me. OK BUD, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!!!
Keep the jokes comin armednaruba, theyre great!
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Quote Originally Posted by ArmedNAruba:
Hey Chance...Is this asswipe speak-a any English?
Thats the funniest part about all the "ChanceP haters." Theyre so fucking dumb yet they expect you to believe theyve uncovered this "scam" while all the MUCH more intelligent people in the world are getting conned and cant figure it out. Its just epic, just absolutely epic. I dont even debate with them anymore, I just read their posts and laugh at the fools they make themselves out to be. Ive won 40K in a little over a year yet some guy who deposited $50 twice is gonna tell me he knows more about the site and odds than me. OK BUD, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!!!
Thats the funniest part about all the "ChanceP haters." Theyre so fucking dumb yet they expect you to believe theyve uncovered this "scam" while all the MUCH more intelligent people in the world are getting conned and cant figure it out. Its just epic, just absolutely epic. I dont even debate with them anymore, I just read their posts and laugh at the fools they make themselves out to be. Ive won 40K in a little over a year yet some guy who deposited $50 twice is gonna tell me he knows more about the site and odds than me. OK BUD, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!!!
Keep the jokes comin armednaruba, theyre great!
this dude is so full of shit his eyes have to be brown.
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Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:
Thats the funniest part about all the "ChanceP haters." Theyre so fucking dumb yet they expect you to believe theyve uncovered this "scam" while all the MUCH more intelligent people in the world are getting conned and cant figure it out. Its just epic, just absolutely epic. I dont even debate with them anymore, I just read their posts and laugh at the fools they make themselves out to be. Ive won 40K in a little over a year yet some guy who deposited $50 twice is gonna tell me he knows more about the site and odds than me. OK BUD, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!!!
Keep the jokes comin armednaruba, theyre great!
this dude is so full of shit his eyes have to be brown.
Hey Chance...last Sept. i hit the 250K monthy Tourney. It was on SUPERBOOK poker no less...no shit! I really didn't think it was possible to hit 1st place, esp. on sites like that! My cut was 55k. Needless to say, I left that site after emptying my account. So to all those people who takes part in blaming the "scams" on poker sites....Sorry "Fuckles the Clown"...time to look in the mirror and realize it's not the game, it's the player.
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Hey Chance...last Sept. i hit the 250K monthy Tourney. It was on SUPERBOOK poker no less...no shit! I really didn't think it was possible to hit 1st place, esp. on sites like that! My cut was 55k. Needless to say, I left that site after emptying my account. So to all those people who takes part in blaming the "scams" on poker sites....Sorry "Fuckles the Clown"...time to look in the mirror and realize it's not the game, it's the player.
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
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and one more time for old times sake...
"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
Chance ever try OPL? I don't play Hi/Lo cause the split pots bug me, but I'm expanding my game to OPL cause I feel I can create higher edges than HENL.
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Chance ever try OPL? I don't play Hi/Lo cause the split pots bug me, but I'm expanding my game to OPL cause I feel I can create higher edges than HENL.
After popular demand, we have a few more facts on Chance P, the toughest son-of-a-bitch alive:
Paris Hilton wanted to have sex will ChanceP, but he just ripped her in half and called it good.
ChanceP once had sex with a cow while eating a roll of aluminum foil.
ChanceP broke the Venus de Milo statue. He didn't apologize either. He just took the arms and threw them in the back of his truck. They now sit at the end of his bed.
ChanceP once impregnated a woman using his mind. The child that resulted was none other than Chuck Norris.
ChanceP uses oak trees as toothpicks and blankets for toilet paper.
ChanceP once ate a live baby seal whole, and crapped out a fur coat!
At birth, ChanceP circumcision had to be performed with a chainsaw.
ChanceP once had a threesome between himself, a jack hammer and a wrecking ball. He was the only one to come out unscathed!
ChanceP chest hair is made up of it's own element on the periodic table: Chancium
ChanceP once made love to a woman for 3 straight days before he realized it was actually a school bus filled with screaming children.
ChanceP flosses his teeth with five feet of stripped extension cord wire.
the washington monument is actually a 1/10th scale model of ChanceP penis
ChanceP was such a good salesman, that as he woke in the hospital from his first major heart attack he managed to sell all of the medical staff 2 dozen pairs of steak knives...per staff member
ChanceP once pissed his name in solid stone
ChanceP strangled 3 men at once using just his right hand. And he's a southpaw.
ChanceP once got his arm caught in a wood chipper. After it shot him out, he shotguned a bottle of whiskey and did it again!
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After popular demand, we have a few more facts on Chance P, the toughest son-of-a-bitch alive:
Paris Hilton wanted to have sex will ChanceP, but he just ripped her in half and called it good.
ChanceP once had sex with a cow while eating a roll of aluminum foil.
ChanceP broke the Venus de Milo statue. He didn't apologize either. He just took the arms and threw them in the back of his truck. They now sit at the end of his bed.
ChanceP once impregnated a woman using his mind. The child that resulted was none other than Chuck Norris.
ChanceP uses oak trees as toothpicks and blankets for toilet paper.
ChanceP once ate a live baby seal whole, and crapped out a fur coat!
At birth, ChanceP circumcision had to be performed with a chainsaw.
ChanceP once had a threesome between himself, a jack hammer and a wrecking ball. He was the only one to come out unscathed!
ChanceP chest hair is made up of it's own element on the periodic table: Chancium
ChanceP once made love to a woman for 3 straight days before he realized it was actually a school bus filled with screaming children.
ChanceP flosses his teeth with five feet of stripped extension cord wire.
the washington monument is actually a 1/10th scale model of ChanceP penis
ChanceP was such a good salesman, that as he woke in the hospital from his first major heart attack he managed to sell all of the medical staff 2 dozen pairs of steak knives...per staff member
ChanceP once pissed his name in solid stone
ChanceP strangled 3 men at once using just his right hand. And he's a southpaw.
ChanceP once got his arm caught in a wood chipper. After it shot him out, he shotguned a bottle of whiskey and did it again!
you lost me chance i was referring to your comments towards others who think differently than you and your arrogant behaviour
but you cannot help it no problem its you
poker rigged forum
you never answer about ub and absolute scams and use of bots
if you think this does not go on at other sites then you must think wrestling is real
so easy to pay off those indians in quebec supply them with bingo cards and a 24 pack they are happy
never had a problem at partypoker poker stars or your employer full tilt these are good sites i do trust them
if i do have to deposit bud it keeps me goin for awhile but i play at pkr more easier games you should try it man with your skillls you can triple what you made at tilt bro
anyway if i upset you i am sorry really do not hate you
nice work on that bimbo you played last nite in 1 game was goin to chat but did not want distract you
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you lost me chance i was referring to your comments towards others who think differently than you and your arrogant behaviour
but you cannot help it no problem its you
poker rigged forum
you never answer about ub and absolute scams and use of bots
if you think this does not go on at other sites then you must think wrestling is real
so easy to pay off those indians in quebec supply them with bingo cards and a 24 pack they are happy
never had a problem at partypoker poker stars or your employer full tilt these are good sites i do trust them
if i do have to deposit bud it keeps me goin for awhile but i play at pkr more easier games you should try it man with your skillls you can triple what you made at tilt bro
anyway if i upset you i am sorry really do not hate you
nice work on that bimbo you played last nite in 1 game was goin to chat but did not want distract you
you lost me chance i was referring to your comments towards others who think differently than you and your arrogant behaviour
but you cannot help it no problem its you
poker rigged forum
you never answer about ub and absolute scams and use of bots
if you think this does not go on at other sites then you must think wrestling is real
so easy to pay off those indians in quebec supply them with bingo cards and a 24 pack they are happy
never had a problem at partypoker poker stars or your employer full tilt these are good sites i do trust them
if i do have to deposit bud it keeps me goin for awhile but i play at pkr more easier games you should try it man with your skillls you can triple what you made at tilt bro
anyway if i upset you i am sorry really do not hate you
nice work on that bimbo you played last nite in 1 game was goin to chat but did not want distract you
I just gotta ask you one question GERS,
Do you really think I work for fulltilt?
Just a simple YES or NO will suffice, no explanation necessary
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Quote Originally Posted by gers:
you lost me chance i was referring to your comments towards others who think differently than you and your arrogant behaviour
but you cannot help it no problem its you
poker rigged forum
you never answer about ub and absolute scams and use of bots
if you think this does not go on at other sites then you must think wrestling is real
so easy to pay off those indians in quebec supply them with bingo cards and a 24 pack they are happy
never had a problem at partypoker poker stars or your employer full tilt these are good sites i do trust them
if i do have to deposit bud it keeps me goin for awhile but i play at pkr more easier games you should try it man with your skillls you can triple what you made at tilt bro
anyway if i upset you i am sorry really do not hate you
nice work on that bimbo you played last nite in 1 game was goin to chat but did not want distract you
I just gotta ask you one question GERS,
Do you really think I work for fulltilt?
Just a simple YES or NO will suffice, no explanation necessary
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