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Have you heard of this thing called varience?  It's when you AK vs AQ wins 7 times, you are going to lose the other 3 out of 10.  So you win money and your hands are holding, then you move up and varience kicks in and you go bust.  Not to mention higher stakes have better players, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.

when i play in the sit n go micro stakes i cant put a foot wrong... winning over 75% of heads up tournys after depositing.. and even i sit and watch the runners hit me... woah!

Hit 75% of your HU SnG's and you don't think you are going to get a string of ridiculous beats?  LOL, uh OK.  I am a 60% HU SnG player, you are not going to be much better than that, and I play only fish.

ok i think im good hit some higher stakes...win one or two... and then it seems to be at almost the exact same moment in the bankroll peaking at almost double the initial deposit, when things become impossible.

First, what stakes did you move up to?  Also, It's called varience, pocket Aces doesn't win every time.  Maybe it's peaking because you have been on fire?  Poker is a fuking grind, you are not just going to double your bankroll every week.  Ask pro's about bankroll management and how much you should add to your bankroll.  A good player averages 10bb per 100 hands at whatever limit they are at.  So, at the .50-1.00NL you should make $10 per hundred hands, I was 8 tableing the .25-.50NL  seeing about 1000 hands a session, that means I would profit $50 on average.  It's called varience.

 i was actaully talking in a friendly way to someone in the 20$ buy in ,heads up, and he was saying dude my cards are good everytime.. he started showing me them after every hand ... well i dont want to go through all the hands but lets just say i had noooo chance... absolutely no chance of winning, everytime i hit pair he hit higher.. or when we both miss he had the high card... we were both amazed.... there is nooo way it was random number generated.. it was purely rigged..

No, the guy was just on fire and you site 1 tourney?  Did you ever see Jamie Gold at the WSOP?  He was like that for days.  As many times you get a shitload of hands, you also go card dead for the same amount, You can still win or lose with both situations, ones just easier than the other.

so, my thoery is that ps is rigged in a similar way to a pyramid scheme... its perfect.. let the small fry do what they want... its the hard gamblers they really rip off.... the money works its way up to them and then im sure there are some inside users there to exploit the software and go to lunch on them... and the question i ask the non-believers is... why wouldnt they do it if they can get away with it!!!??? its their software!!!

If it's rigged at the higher stakes it's rigged at the lower stakes, same software, are you trying to say the small fry win and move up in stakes to the limit of the Super users?  If so that's a huge stretch.

ohhh dont say im crazy, because its already happened!! we all know the sites that have been caught with super users.. who in there right mind could say that other sites wouldnt do the same.
the sites that have been caught had big time celebrity players endorsing them too..

anyway.. most of the ppl here already know this.. so im preaching to the converted.

Yeah, UB and Absolute did this, they were also owned by the same people.

but lets get this straight. there is NOTHING you can say to convince me of pokerstars integrity, nor any other site.
i dont think you understand that when i was being shown the cards during this extraordinary HU, there was NO variance. i lost every time.. which is impossible. RNG! no way!..

 in fact, i would put money on you being on the payroll of one of these sites...

 im talking about over 20 hands and was set up to lose in everyone.

Because you are talking out of your ass, and his challenge will prove how shitty your game is.

lol and you actually want me to bet about what job you have... ever heard the term 'figure of speech' ? one which i thought was suitably ironic... anyway.. its lost on you... forget it....

You were so adamant that we are site schills, now it's just a figure of speech.  Uh ok.

and lets get this straight. there is no way i would ever ask for your help or give you my screen name... you are nuts for even asking!!!

Why not?  There is nothing we could do with it except find out you are a fuking donk.  LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and on a final note i would like to ask what the odds of losing over 20 hands in a row is? 1 on 1 HU.... do the math and tell me if you call that just a bad day at the poker site.

Bad day?  Are you fuking stupid?  It was 1 fuking tourney, and a micro stakes tourney at that.  First, I don't believe you lost all 20 hands, I think you are being dramatic and lying for effect, but even if you did, you think the guy saw your cards?  Please say that isn't what you believe.  Second, it's 1 tourney, anything can happen in one tourney, even losing your first 20 hands which isn't that hard to do.  Do you know how many times I have called ChanceP bitching that after 50 hands I won 15% of them and I was card dead? A LOT.

by the way im not a bitter donk, i lost fuck all money and i havent lost a wink of sleep over it.. i played micro stakes, and if you think im some guy that wants to win 30k a year on a poker site then your tapped in the head...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!  What a fuking idiot!  Yeah you lose micro stakes so you aren't losing that much(maybe) but to say you wouldn't want to win 30k in a year playing  cards is just absurd.

you really are amusing me though i must say.
god bless you

We are just talking shit to you because you have become a cartoon;  AA should never lose, I don't want to win money online, I will never give you my screen name, I lost all my hands in 1 tourney it must be rigged, I won't take the challenge for $500 and prove you are wrong.

First you are completely full of shit, completely.  If you really think we are from the site, why the fuk wouldn't you put money on it?  Even if you were right, and we didn't pay, you would be proven correct, and we wouldn't have a leg to stand on.  Again it's because you are full of shit.  Period.

anyway i NEVER said that AA should never lose...so dont make shit up... and NO i never said that the other player could see my cards, i said that he was showing me his cards at the end of everyhand... cmon go and read it again if you got problems understanding then i really cant explain it again.. ok

Yes you did, when you laughed at varience.  Because varience is AA losing.  Do you get that?  Oh yeah, I forgot varience this and varience that, right?  So what is it, AA never lose or is varience real?

and yes its true there is nooo way in the world i would want to spend a year playing poker to try and make 30k.... period.. and if your like me and just play a few hands for fun then i recommend just calling up your buddies and inviting them over for a fair game...

Yeah, I would never want to make 30k, I play almost as much as chance and that is just at night and on weekends.