I've never in my lifetime of playing had 7 PPs (JJ or better) in the space of less than 1 hour. Please explain for us donks?
EXACTLY!!!!! This has NEVER happened to you before!!! Its happened once!!! So is this NEVER supposed to happen??? I thought you were gonna try to say this was normal but youre saying its never happened to you before.
So you ran hot for 23 hands, like i said, wow. Pretty ridiculous dude
I've never in my lifetime of playing had 7 PPs (JJ or better) in the space of less than 1 hour. Please explain for us donks?
EXACTLY!!!!! This has NEVER happened to you before!!! Its happened once!!! So is this NEVER supposed to happen??? I thought you were gonna try to say this was normal but youre saying its never happened to you before.
So you ran hot for 23 hands, like i said, wow. Pretty ridiculous dude
Are you always this abrasive? You really need to chill. And you have an answer to everything.
GL Cali.
You seem like a nice guy, unlike most of the other rigtards. So I do apologize if I get upset but like another poster said, its very insulting to guys like me who work hard on my game to profit when guys like you blame the site for your losses. Then whenever I ask for some, ANY, type of proof its always either nothing, or something ridiculous like a 20 hand stretch you provided. Players who feel that way just dont understand statistics and probablilty yet they spout arrogance when theyre really clueless, its just ridiculous.
Then a bunch of novices read the lies, exaggerations, bullshit (whatever u wanna call it) and believe it and then more bad opinions get spread about online poker, all on bullshit. Then that eventually sways the legalization debate against online poker ALL ON BULLSHIT CLAIMS!!! If online poker is one day outlawed cuz they think its gambling then so be it, but I hate to see it getting a bad name all dues to people lies, and exaggerations, or just ridiculous beliefes like yours that some random 20 hand stretch proves anything.
Are you always this abrasive? You really need to chill. And you have an answer to everything.
GL Cali.
You seem like a nice guy, unlike most of the other rigtards. So I do apologize if I get upset but like another poster said, its very insulting to guys like me who work hard on my game to profit when guys like you blame the site for your losses. Then whenever I ask for some, ANY, type of proof its always either nothing, or something ridiculous like a 20 hand stretch you provided. Players who feel that way just dont understand statistics and probablilty yet they spout arrogance when theyre really clueless, its just ridiculous.
Then a bunch of novices read the lies, exaggerations, bullshit (whatever u wanna call it) and believe it and then more bad opinions get spread about online poker, all on bullshit. Then that eventually sways the legalization debate against online poker ALL ON BULLSHIT CLAIMS!!! If online poker is one day outlawed cuz they think its gambling then so be it, but I hate to see it getting a bad name all dues to people lies, and exaggerations, or just ridiculous beliefes like yours that some random 20 hand stretch proves anything.
sure they do. Another fairy tale. Im not saying people dont collude cuz they obv do but then you had to SERIOUSLY exaggerate and say these dudes are making almost $5000/hr JUST CUZ THEYRE COLLUDING, which is obvious horseshit. So how much other of your story is exaggerated or just plain old made up???
sure they do. Another fairy tale. Im not saying people dont collude cuz they obv do but then you had to SERIOUSLY exaggerate and say these dudes are making almost $5000/hr JUST CUZ THEYRE COLLUDING, which is obvious horseshit. So how much other of your story is exaggerated or just plain old made up???
In all fairness Im sure this is what happened : You saw your buddy log on and play online. He wins $500 to $1500 at the same time his other buddies are playing. Now all of a sudden he wins $500-$1500/hr every time he plays playing $5/$10 cuz he colludes.
That is probably a much more accurate description of whats going on there than yours lol
In all fairness Im sure this is what happened : You saw your buddy log on and play online. He wins $500 to $1500 at the same time his other buddies are playing. Now all of a sudden he wins $500-$1500/hr every time he plays playing $5/$10 cuz he colludes.
That is probably a much more accurate description of whats going on there than yours lol
totally forgot about this "gem" of a story. This one probably is true lol.
SO your buddies get their 2 hands (say all 3 players have $1000) in for $1000 each, $2000 total to win the other dude's $1000 with 2 hands that combined have a 28% chance of beating the guys aces. So theyre risking $2000 for $1000 on a 28% shot, just pure geniuses!!!
But youre too fucking stupid to even realize that when you wrote it. Talking about how yuour budddies "do stuff like that all the time' LOL< I bet they do!!!! 2-1 on a 28% shot and youre here bragging about it!!! what a fucking clueless fool you are
totally forgot about this "gem" of a story. This one probably is true lol.
SO your buddies get their 2 hands (say all 3 players have $1000) in for $1000 each, $2000 total to win the other dude's $1000 with 2 hands that combined have a 28% chance of beating the guys aces. So theyre risking $2000 for $1000 on a 28% shot, just pure geniuses!!!
But youre too fucking stupid to even realize that when you wrote it. Talking about how yuour budddies "do stuff like that all the time' LOL< I bet they do!!!! 2-1 on a 28% shot and youre here bragging about it!!! what a fucking clueless fool you are
SO why when youre trying to prove how awesome and smart they are would you use an example of them making an AWFUL play??? You know why?? Cuz youre dumb ass didnt even realize it was abad play till I told you it was!!!! lol, youre a total fucking moron, losing player, and story teller, get the ufck out and stay the fuck out box
SO why when youre trying to prove how awesome and smart they are would you use an example of them making an AWFUL play??? You know why?? Cuz youre dumb ass didnt even realize it was abad play till I told you it was!!!! lol, youre a total fucking moron, losing player, and story teller, get the ufck out and stay the fuck out box
You said "ya my buddies were like, its 2 hands against one lets do it" never even realizing they were makiin a horrible play. Dude u made up a story trying to support your original bullshit story, i called you out on it, and now youre reeling so seriously, shut the fuck up box.
Also, I play under electricladylnd on fulltilt. Dont know why you even asked, there is ZERO chance you will ever grow a pair of balls and play me. PLEASE DO THOUGH, I play every nite so theres no excuse for you.
I will be checking back here every few days to let everyone know how youre bitching out, cuz you will. And dont come up with any excuses now bitch, you said you were gonna come play me and "take my money!!!". You have either changed, exaggerated, or altered every "story" youve told here. Cant wait to hear your excuses as to why you'll never come to my table now either!!!!!!
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Dude saying he's gonna come play on fulltilt!!!!!!
You said "ya my buddies were like, its 2 hands against one lets do it" never even realizing they were makiin a horrible play. Dude u made up a story trying to support your original bullshit story, i called you out on it, and now youre reeling so seriously, shut the fuck up box.
Also, I play under electricladylnd on fulltilt. Dont know why you even asked, there is ZERO chance you will ever grow a pair of balls and play me. PLEASE DO THOUGH, I play every nite so theres no excuse for you.
I will be checking back here every few days to let everyone know how youre bitching out, cuz you will. And dont come up with any excuses now bitch, you said you were gonna come play me and "take my money!!!". You have either changed, exaggerated, or altered every "story" youve told here. Cant wait to hear your excuses as to why you'll never come to my table now either!!!!!!
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Dude saying he's gonna come play on fulltilt!!!!!!
Once again just so theres no confusion.
I am ELECTRICLADYLND on fulltilt. Bring it box
Once again just so theres no confusion.
I am ELECTRICLADYLND on fulltilt. Bring it box
No not at all. Im just sick of idiot liars like you makin shit up about online poker cuz you suck at poker.
Youre trying to tell me your buddies scam the system colluding. You tell me they make just a RIDICULOUS amount of blinds/hr. You said they regularly make up to $4500 in an hour playing $5/$10 NL, 450 blinds in an hour, total horseshit dude. Then I disagree and you say "no, this is how they do it" and your example you gave was pathetic, it explained them making a horrible, losing play. I point that out and now all of a sudden that was a one time bad play and they actually do it a whole different way. huh??? Then whyd you use that terrible example when trying to prove that they make good plays? Like I said, cuz u were just talking out ur ass. Cool
At first you said you watched your buddy and two other guys "all the time" make $1500-$4500 every hour they played. Now its "one time" you saw your one buddy play and just two other guys on MSN. You reall stepped in it dude when u lied and said $500-$1500 an hour each at the $5/$10. Thats just such an idiotic lie I really dont know anyone who would believe 450blinds/hr, well maybe some of the rigtards in here would believe it.
So now your bullshit isnt flying so you say youre gonna come "take all my money" which could be the most hilarious thing youve said so far!!! Guys who have these idiotic views about poker are the kinda guys I feast on, idiots who look for every excuse when theyve lost but are the first ones to pat themselves on the back when they win. Also, youre gonna have to deposit some $ online to play me, unlike you, I dont play for play chips. Also if youd even like to set up a time to play me we can do that also, just so theres no confusion as to how big of a box you are when you dont show or just bitch out and never even set it up.
Ive apologized before for being rude but not here. Youre just a storytelling bitch who every time your stories get proven wrong you just make up more. Now youre really up against the wall and youre spouting more stupidity and lies saying youre gonna come play me. And Im welcoming the opportunity!!! So be a man, for once, and come play me. If you dont, well, then we've all seen what a box you are
No not at all. Im just sick of idiot liars like you makin shit up about online poker cuz you suck at poker.
Youre trying to tell me your buddies scam the system colluding. You tell me they make just a RIDICULOUS amount of blinds/hr. You said they regularly make up to $4500 in an hour playing $5/$10 NL, 450 blinds in an hour, total horseshit dude. Then I disagree and you say "no, this is how they do it" and your example you gave was pathetic, it explained them making a horrible, losing play. I point that out and now all of a sudden that was a one time bad play and they actually do it a whole different way. huh??? Then whyd you use that terrible example when trying to prove that they make good plays? Like I said, cuz u were just talking out ur ass. Cool
At first you said you watched your buddy and two other guys "all the time" make $1500-$4500 every hour they played. Now its "one time" you saw your one buddy play and just two other guys on MSN. You reall stepped in it dude when u lied and said $500-$1500 an hour each at the $5/$10. Thats just such an idiotic lie I really dont know anyone who would believe 450blinds/hr, well maybe some of the rigtards in here would believe it.
So now your bullshit isnt flying so you say youre gonna come "take all my money" which could be the most hilarious thing youve said so far!!! Guys who have these idiotic views about poker are the kinda guys I feast on, idiots who look for every excuse when theyve lost but are the first ones to pat themselves on the back when they win. Also, youre gonna have to deposit some $ online to play me, unlike you, I dont play for play chips. Also if youd even like to set up a time to play me we can do that also, just so theres no confusion as to how big of a box you are when you dont show or just bitch out and never even set it up.
Ive apologized before for being rude but not here. Youre just a storytelling bitch who every time your stories get proven wrong you just make up more. Now youre really up against the wall and youre spouting more stupidity and lies saying youre gonna come play me. And Im welcoming the opportunity!!! So be a man, for once, and come play me. If you dont, well, then we've all seen what a box you are
LOL, now you remember exact bet amounts and everything hahahaha. Wonder how many times you had to figure that out on a piece of paper to make it look right! and you still failed!! Player 2 raises to $225 and player 3 reraises to $600 just to take the original dudes $75 raise. So theyre risking $825 total to win a dudes $75 (awful) then they get a 3way all in at 28% getting 2 to 1. Ya dude brilliant move, just stop
Im such a fucking asshole cuz your stories are embellished, exaggerated, and just plain old made up cuz u lost money online
Also, yes I think people collude online. I think people collude live too. I just dont think thats the reason youve ever lost your money and I dont think your three friends colluding gives then NEARLY the edge you act like it does. Like I said before, u act like its if you counted cards at blackjack all of a sudden youre gonna win 95% of your hands. You said these dudes avged up to 450 blinds/hr just cuz theyre colluding and NOTHING OF THAT IS TRUTH, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Its absolute bullshit, you exaggerated it to make your point and now youre spinning once i revealed what a ridiculous lie it is
And about playing me, YA, I do think ur BSing. You guys always talk tough and then when its time to play you have an excuse. Youre already laying the groundwork for an excuse saying you dont have an account at fulltilt. Next week youll probably have some bogus deposit issue. If thats the case lemme know and I can fix it for you but of course, we know you wont let that happen. Also, deposit some money to play, Im not wasting my time and playing for $1. Deposit $500 and we'll play $50 1on1s till someone goes up $500 on the other and we'll quit, sound good?
5/12 evening sounds great, I look forward to your excuses as to why you wont make it. trust me, I wont have one
LOL, now you remember exact bet amounts and everything hahahaha. Wonder how many times you had to figure that out on a piece of paper to make it look right! and you still failed!! Player 2 raises to $225 and player 3 reraises to $600 just to take the original dudes $75 raise. So theyre risking $825 total to win a dudes $75 (awful) then they get a 3way all in at 28% getting 2 to 1. Ya dude brilliant move, just stop
Im such a fucking asshole cuz your stories are embellished, exaggerated, and just plain old made up cuz u lost money online
Also, yes I think people collude online. I think people collude live too. I just dont think thats the reason youve ever lost your money and I dont think your three friends colluding gives then NEARLY the edge you act like it does. Like I said before, u act like its if you counted cards at blackjack all of a sudden youre gonna win 95% of your hands. You said these dudes avged up to 450 blinds/hr just cuz theyre colluding and NOTHING OF THAT IS TRUTH, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Its absolute bullshit, you exaggerated it to make your point and now youre spinning once i revealed what a ridiculous lie it is
And about playing me, YA, I do think ur BSing. You guys always talk tough and then when its time to play you have an excuse. Youre already laying the groundwork for an excuse saying you dont have an account at fulltilt. Next week youll probably have some bogus deposit issue. If thats the case lemme know and I can fix it for you but of course, we know you wont let that happen. Also, deposit some money to play, Im not wasting my time and playing for $1. Deposit $500 and we'll play $50 1on1s till someone goes up $500 on the other and we'll quit, sound good?
5/12 evening sounds great, I look forward to your excuses as to why you wont make it. trust me, I wont have one
Youre saying they avg $500-$1500/hr each at the $5/$10. Dude youre so fucking stupid you dont even realize what a ridiculous statement that it.
See you on the 12th, ya right lol. Hope youre not as big of a box as I think you are but, since everything else youve said has been bullshit, Im sure you playing me will be too. i hope not
I'll check back before then to make sure were still on (aka to see ur excuse) but Im not gonna argue this anymore. You just make shit up, period. $500-$1500/hr each at the $5/$10, oh god the stupidity
Youre saying they avg $500-$1500/hr each at the $5/$10. Dude youre so fucking stupid you dont even realize what a ridiculous statement that it.
See you on the 12th, ya right lol. Hope youre not as big of a box as I think you are but, since everything else youve said has been bullshit, Im sure you playing me will be too. i hope not
I'll check back before then to make sure were still on (aka to see ur excuse) but Im not gonna argue this anymore. You just make shit up, period. $500-$1500/hr each at the $5/$10, oh god the stupidity
Your stories change every time you tell them LOL
See you on the 12th box, I hope
Your stories change every time you tell them LOL
See you on the 12th box, I hope
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