Bill Maher's hilarious (but truthful) satire of a funeral for trump:
Clip available here: https://tinyurl.com/y5g3ofc5
"Dear family....and frenemies of donald trump:
“Some men look at the world and ask, ‘Why?' Donald Trump looked at the
world and asked, ‘What’s in it for me?’
His generosity knew only limits and he never once failed to put himself
before others.
“He was a devoted father who every day tried to teach his children the
wrong lessons of life: Be quick to anger, never never let go of a grudge.
See the worst in people, and treat them all equally based strictly on how
much money they make and what they look like.
So many wanted to speak here today, but couldn’t break their
non-disclosure agreements.
And our hearts go out to Melania who RSVP’d: ‘maybe.’
Donald always said he knew she was the one the moment he saw her
and said those three little words: ‘add to cart.’”
donald loved so many things: money, golf, lawsuits, porn stars, dictators,
organized crime, and the 35% of American people whol still like him...
the other 65% could go f**k themselves.
He once said, that the experience of NOT being in Vietnam, taught him
he most importnt lesson of all...that there's no problem so big that you
can't LIE your way out of.
When it came to flouting the law, he was a criminal's criminal...and
intellectually a midget among giants...a man of few words: about 100,
mostly tremendous, disgusting, strongly, and shithole.
donald trump <sigh> never met a man he... liked....and yet he always
suffered fools....you could tell him anything and he'd believe it.
It's painful to believe he would still be with us if ONLY his personal
physician wasn't that lady who believes medicine came from space aliens.
Well Gawd, trump's your problem now
“As for me personally, I guess what I’ll miss most about Don is his
dull wit. He was never laughing. And when he made you laugh,
it was ALWAYS unintentional.
But as a walking parody of himself he was a challenge to satirize and
made me a better comedian for it.
He died as he lived: wearing makeup and lying in front of all of us.
So fly free, whiny little bitch. Fly free.
May you find the peace your Twitter thumbs never could."