Lies, Inaccuracies & Stupidity

Karma paid a visit to Elise Stefanik today.

BWAHAHAHA 

Ana Luna representing the great state of Florida & bird-dogging the JFK assassination says there’s a video out there which proves conclusively that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t shoot JFK, and she is working on tracking it down.

Maybe she'll find the killer of Nicole Simpson while she's at it.

Perhaps oddly, but I don't feel the least bit sad for that partisan, lying, mouthpiece

JUST RELEASED: Here are the shows scheduled this Spring at the Kennedy Center.

MAGA MIA

SOUND OF MEASLES

BOOK OF KREMLIN

SCHOOL OF KID ROCK

JESUS CHRIST CRYPTO BRO

HOW ABSURD

COS Susie Wiles said she hopes her “legacy” will include strengthening the country’s education system...despite the fact that Trump recently signed an executive order seeking to abolish the Department of Education.

Great to see everyone on the same page regarding American priorities.

DO I HEAR 600??

We've reached over 500 cases of measles in the country with a number of kids entering hospitals with liver damage believed to have been caused by overzealous parents feeding their kids Vitamin A per RFK's recommendation who provided no medical facts to support his stance. 

If there were a "Dumbass Vaccine", anti-vaxers would be against it. 

CONSISTENTLY NOT MAKING SENSE

Two weeks ago RFK said the opioid crisis is a public health emergency.

Nine days later RFK announced he’s decimating the government’s substance abuse agency.

WTF?

WHATTA KISS ASS

White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett admits on Fox News Sunday that on tariffs "I can't give you any forward-looking guidance on what's gonna happen this week. The president has got a heck of a lot of analysis before him, and he's gonna make the right choice I'm sure."

In what sort of functional policy process does the President's chief economic advisor have no idea what economic policy the President will announce? If he doesn't know, who does? Dipshit Donnie doesn't even know.

Who is driving this Clown Car?

LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE FALLEN AS A COUNTRY

Rutgers University has reached out to other BIG 10 schools to invest in a mutual defense pact. They call for member institutions to create a joint defense fund and make resources available to any member institution under attack from Genghis Don.

It's a great idea but shameful they even have to consider the concept. 

One other thing, Gabbard and Radcliff lied to Congress but there's no one in the DOJ that has the courage to do anything about it.

With my 401 tanking because of trump I know I won't be able to afford the $10,000 ticket for any one of those shows.

same page !   very important !        go maga fools ! 

The revenge tour of fascism is under way by Trump

the clowns take turns   

What's her last name?  Looney?

@Midnight1

That description alone says a lot --- all negative.

SUSIE WILES FINALLY PUT SOMEONE IN TIMEOUT

Commerce Secretary Lutnik has been put in "timeout" because of his ridiculous, illegal TV interviews.

Wouldn't be surprised to see Petey Navarro be next.

She now has to tell WhiskiLeaks to stop bringing his wife to work everyday & allowing her to attend meetings with his foreign military counterparts.

BONDI PUSHING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY

Barbie Bondi will press prosecutors to seek the death penalty for the killer of the United Healthcare CEO. She just made their job more difficult.

Will they be able to find 12 people that will convict him? 

The first question for each juror should be "has Unitedhealthcare ever fucked you" and everyone is gonna be like yeah, they sure did!

I gotta think hating the American Healthcare system might be the one thing that truly connects us all and to send a guy to death for taking action on that is gonna be hard to sell especially to 12 New Yorkers.

THE SPINMEISTER IN ACTION

REPORTER: Trump said tariffs are a tax on foreign countries to enrich our citizens. So then why did he have to tell domestic automakers not to raise prices?

PRESS SECRETARY LEAVITT: Uh, that was a private conversation that happened. I'm not sure if that comment was made or was not made.

Does she even know that Donne the Diddler already said he doesn't care if the price of autos goes up?

Hell, he doesn't have a clue about the industry. His fat ass goes from his limo to his golf cart. I doubt he even has a valid driver license.

ANOTHER GUTLESS WONDER HAS SPOKEN

Sen. Bill Cassidy: "Is there some way that we cut Medicare so that it's-- excuse me, reform Medicare."

EXPOSED!!!!

but no death penalty to any white cops who kill unarmed black people

BOY DID ELON TEE THIS ONE UP

Muskrat posted this...."Any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name."

Does he mean like Department of Government Efficiency?

Bwahahaha 

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Gen. Dan Caine testified that Phony Soprano lied when he claimed that Caine told him that he would kill for him, and put on a MAGA hat while serving on active duty in Iraq. Mar A Cloggo has told this ‘Sir’ story hundreds of times, including at CPAC just one month ago. But Donnie D-Cup's nominee for Chair of Joint Chiefs said it didn’t happen.

Caine stated “I’ve never worn any political merchandise or said anything to that effect.”

Probably just an honest mistake, right?

@Midnight1

 doesnt matter much

that event will just b blamed on joe biden anyway 

       Well he said it. So there it is.... 

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN OUR FOUNDING FATHERS

JOHN ADAMS: "SO WE ALL AGREE NO KING, RIGHT?"

THOMAS JEFFERSON: "BUT WHAT ABOUT A THREE-TERM DRAMA QUEEN?"