Lies, Inaccuracies & Stupidity

They are way too busy trying to calculate how much money they cashed in on the stock market with their trumpy inside tips about tariffs being reversed.  These people cant even show up to their town hall meetings, you cant believe they will try to go against trumpy.

LET'S GET TO KNOW KRISTI RAMBO NOEM

I won't bring up the fact she shot her dog & goat; that's old news, right? We won't get into Puppy Gate. So what if the kids asked "Mom, where's our dog?" Even Mike Vick offered to take the doggie off her hands before she off'd him. She's been known to bark up the wrong tree so to speak. For example, in her book that she didn't write, she lied about meeting Kim Jong Un. "He had no clue about my experience in staring down little tyrants." WHAT???? LIKE WHO?  But supposedly someone saw her wearing a cowgirl hat & offered her a singing contract in Nashville & she's going to debut her new song "I Hated That DOG." Apparently, she wanted to kill Biden's German Shepherd, Commander, but she was stopped by Senator Grassley who tackled her on the WH lawn. Maybe she took the movie "All Dogs Go To Heaven" literally & took it as a personal challenge. Around the farm, the help call her Cadaver Kristi.

Rambo Noem: "I oversee 26 different components of the department of homeland security and they are so proud of the fact that I'm willing to wear an I.C.E. Hat, wearing an HSI vest, willing to go into there and wear something blah blah blah." She always liked to play "dress up" as a kid so we shouldn't be surprised. We have ICE ICE KRISTIi,THE HOMELAND HONEY & those who know her well like Corey Lewandowski call her Krusty Kristi. 

She charged South Dakotans over 2k for her travel expense to get her teeth fixed in Texas. Imagine all the dentists in South Dakota thinking WTF?? She even filmed an infomercial for the Texan dentist. The lady needs to look good when she's huntin, fishin & bein a horse riding boots wearin kind of gal. Doesn't anyone know that the Gravel Pit Assassin won the South Dakota Snow Queen Pageant in 1990? One thing the Groper in Chief  likes about Cruella da Kota is her profile.

So what has she accomplished, other than the Snow Queen title, to have such a huge responsibility in this administration? Well she danced awkwardly for about 40 minutes at a rally for Grandpa Fucko while a couple of deplorables had medical emergencies. That's big, right? I mean where the hell was Ivanka when you need to pimp her, out right? Well, as Governor she got banned from going on tribal lands in South Dakota. That must have been an ego bruise. "Don't they know I was a Snow Queen?" She also says she declined a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron. So ya gotta question her judgment right there. I mean, Melania would never decline to spend time Monsieur Macron. 

She's a real piece of work!

SO WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

Canada potentially will elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in Economics from Oxford.

Mexico elected someone with a degree in Physics & a PhD in Energy Engineering.

America elected a rotting turnip sitting in our Oval Office who acts like he's a combination of them both. 

NOW WE KNOW HOW

The Cheater in Chief wins all these golf championships on his courses.

He plays against the grandparents of the Washington Generals!

WHAT DOPES!

Sens. Adam Schiff and Ruben Gallego are pressing the White House for answers on whether anyone engaged in insider trading before Trump announced his reversal on tariffs. Specifically, they want to know whether White House employees or Trump family members were made aware of his plans to reverse policy.

Like anyone is going to fess up???? Many in Congress have become millionaires with the info they receive in various committees. 

Most of them are as crooked as the Failed Online Meat Salesman in the WH.

EVER GET SICK ON A CRUISE? IT ISN'T PRETTY

The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as the agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks.

That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars.

I remember Dipshit Donnie during his 1st term saying "So I said to my people. Slow the testing down please" during COVID.

So to permanently solve any future problems, you just fire the cruise inspectors.

Bon Voyage 

MORON SAID WHAT?

Judge Jeanine Pirro: "WE found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security."

Yo Juicebox Jeanine.... those are the benefits for kids whose parents are dead.

It takes a special kind of person to be this ignorant.

ON MAY 15TH WE'RE GONNA LEARN WHO WAS NAUGHTY AND WHO WAS NICE

That's when we'll learn what members of Congress had stock activity prior to Genghis Can't announcing his tariff nightmare.

Not sure what will happen then, Trump appoints his SEC chair, it might behave as partisan. Where is the Signalgate? 

A SACK OF BROKEN TOYS

I heard this term the other day & immediately thought of the current administration of Donnie Demento. Rubio, McMahon, Chavez DeRemer, Burgum, Collins, Turner, Zeldin, Whitaker, Gabbard, Oz, Lake, Parnell, Loeffler, Perdue, Williams, Walker, Brown, Weldon, Brown, Hines, Kent, Hoekstra & Levitt are all political losers rejected by hundreds of thousands of Americans.

But yet, Trumbledforeskin selected them to run some of the most important & biggest departments in government as well as Ambassador positions around the world. BTW...when the hell will Saggy Ass Guilfoyle leave South Florida & start doing her job in Greece.

Delusional Donald put a roadkill eating anti-vaccine conspiracy idiot in charge of HHS. If RFK were smart, he would make sure that thing on top of his boss' head got it's vaccine.

President Asswipe has proven to be the biggest loser of them all.