Part Sechs of You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Phase 1 of the trade deal with China that Trump has been touting hasn't even been written yet per Robert Lightrizer.

You can't believe a word this farker says.

“‘Once a year, we at Popular Sociopath recognize the person who best epitomizes sociopathic-personality disorder, which manifests in antisocial behavior and a total absence of conscience and concern for others. We are delighted to bestow this honor [again] on Donald J. Trump.’”

WINNING!

One of Trump's greatest fears will become a reality very soon.

Public Humiliation

Doug Collins "I will fight the facts all day long." 

You better start now Dougie since you haven't done so yet.

Rep. Loudermilk: "When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers." I didn't know crucifixion was on the table.

Jesus had the courage to face his accusers because he had done nothing wrong unlike Trump. He was given the opportunity but declined.

Who is Loudermilk will become a future Jeopardy answer to the clue "The representative who blasphemed Jesus Christ on the House floor to defend Donald Trump."

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Andrew Johnson was impeached for firing an employee.

Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about oral sex.

But we all know extortion, bribery, abuse of power & obstruction of justice are nothing compared to oral sex & firing someone.

Last night Trump ranted about water & dishwashers. The crowd was silent not knowing if they should laugh or cry.

This guy is certifiable. 

“...with tears in their eyes and these are big strong women. They say Sir, we need more water! Can you get us and by us, we mean we, not like us, like you mean you. They say we need more water and we have allot of water. It comes from the sky. They call it rain. Nobody ever knew”

Where's Joe the Plumber?

Mark Meadows (NC-R) will not be running for re-election in 2020.

Why is Putin the only world leader who has come out in support Trump & his impeachment?

Any of you Trumpers want to take a swing at this?

"Hi, I'm John Bolton and I'm here for my interview but I can't tell you anything. You'll have to read my book."

The media brass shouldn't book this coward on TV until he comes clean.

Grow a pair John. Hope your farking book bombs!

Some Trumpers were going to compare the impeachment with the clubbing of baby seals until they realized that's Don Jr's favorite sport.

Evangelical magazine "Christianity today" calls for Trump removal after impeachment.  The facts in this case are unambiguous.  Trump abused his power for personal gain to coerce a foreign leader to try to discredit a political opponent.  This is immoral and violates US constitution.  Trump  moral deficiencies damage the institution of the presidency, US reputation and the spirit or future of Americans.  He hires people who are now convicted criminals.  He is proud of immoral actions in business and relations with women.  In the past, evangelicals such as Billy Graham also turned against previous presidents.  History shows impeachment is rare but justified for all presidents involved.

BREAKING NEWS...Trump raises the smocking age to 21.

Yep, he did it again!.

Trump brags wages are rising at fastest rate in decades.  However fact checking disputes his claim.  According to Census bureau, growth in 2018 median household income is lower than in 2007, 2000 and 1990 after adjusting for inflation.  According to Bureau of labor statistics, the bottom line is that real wages peaked  in the 1970s before falling over the next few decades and then beginning to climb up in the 1990s.    Trend under Trump is a continuation of the increase in median income that started with Obama.  In effect, Trump is piggybacking on that growth.  In comparison, Obama's second term has greater increase in real average wages in private sector than Trump so far.

Any Trumper?

If Trump was unloved by his Mama,

it would explain a lot of the drama:

his low self-esteem,

and his feverish dream

of being more loved than Obama.

Just saw a video of UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson & thought is it possible for one person to be Moe, Larry & Curly?

Prominent GOP donors want Liz Cheney's dad to take Trump on a hunting trip.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!