Quote Originally Posted by BWS77: How they make the news: Trump gets shot, kind of Biden drops out Harris gets nominated Vance fucked a couch Did JD Vance fuck a couch?
The internet memes say he did. Put a latex glove in between the cushions. Which is odd because I thought he was against birth control
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by BWS77: How they make the news: Trump gets shot, kind of Biden drops out Harris gets nominated Vance fucked a couch Did JD Vance fuck a couch?
The internet memes say he did. Put a latex glove in between the cushions. Which is odd because I thought he was against birth control
Sofa so good The more the cushion, the better the pushin Couchgate He's a sectional deviant Practice safe sofa kids Kink shaming is acceptable again I didn't have sexual intercourse with that couch MAGA Couch Cushions For Sale! Couches For Kamala He picks only the best couches He thought it was an easy chair If you haven't figured it out, I just finished a nice bowl of weed.
Probably an immigrant couch too, can't even get a couch made in USA
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Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:
Sofa so good The more the cushion, the better the pushin Couchgate He's a sectional deviant Practice safe sofa kids Kink shaming is acceptable again I didn't have sexual intercourse with that couch MAGA Couch Cushions For Sale! Couches For Kamala He picks only the best couches He thought it was an easy chair If you haven't figured it out, I just finished a nice bowl of weed.
Probably an immigrant couch too, can't even get a couch made in USA
Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion....
This sounds very disturbing...
What say you resident jizz expert
I'm not sure if I want my couch anymore
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion....
Vance does not seem too smart for how he keeps putting his foot in his mouth regarding the left being anti-family anti-kid. It shows the lack of experience and a high level of stupidity that he would openly offend in a really stupid way like that.
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Vance does not seem too smart for how he keeps putting his foot in his mouth regarding the left being anti-family anti-kid. It shows the lack of experience and a high level of stupidity that he would openly offend in a really stupid way like that.
Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion.... This sounds very disturbing... What say you resident jizz expert I'm not sure if I want my couch anymore
I have heard of cats in the pen feeling up a glove with lotion and going to town. They call it a fi fi. I guess slidng a fifi in between something like couch cushions is a natural progression but this is my issue. If you need to get one off, just rub one out. God blessed us with the ability to literally just pop one off, sin or not. If you're constructing contraptions and such, you're a gawd damn psychopath. Guys in prison have nothing but boredom and time on their hands so I get it. If you're not locked up, rack that thing a few times and keep it moving. My other issue is if someone knows about it, you must have had lived with people at the time. Probably some homies, frat brothers, etc. So you're boning a communal couch. And there's no way, post-coitus, you're gonna have good enough coordination to break that whole rig down without getting jizz on the communal couch.
JD is kind of ugly so I could totally see him fucking a couch. Usually I white dude isn't pulling an Indian chick, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH INDIAN CHICKS, but a white dude, not in tech, usually doesn't end up with an Indian if he can pull a white chick or an Asian. White dudes love Asians like black dudes love white chicks. They're law professor had to hook them up so you know he wasn't just rolling in yams prior.
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:
Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion.... This sounds very disturbing... What say you resident jizz expert I'm not sure if I want my couch anymore
I have heard of cats in the pen feeling up a glove with lotion and going to town. They call it a fi fi. I guess slidng a fifi in between something like couch cushions is a natural progression but this is my issue. If you need to get one off, just rub one out. God blessed us with the ability to literally just pop one off, sin or not. If you're constructing contraptions and such, you're a gawd damn psychopath. Guys in prison have nothing but boredom and time on their hands so I get it. If you're not locked up, rack that thing a few times and keep it moving. My other issue is if someone knows about it, you must have had lived with people at the time. Probably some homies, frat brothers, etc. So you're boning a communal couch. And there's no way, post-coitus, you're gonna have good enough coordination to break that whole rig down without getting jizz on the communal couch.
JD is kind of ugly so I could totally see him fucking a couch. Usually I white dude isn't pulling an Indian chick, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH INDIAN CHICKS, but a white dude, not in tech, usually doesn't end up with an Indian if he can pull a white chick or an Asian. White dudes love Asians like black dudes love white chicks. They're law professor had to hook them up so you know he wasn't just rolling in yams prior.
Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare: Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion.... This sounds very disturbing... What say you resident jizz expert I'm not sure if I want my couch anymore I have heard of cats in the pen feeling up a glove with lotion and going to town. They call it a fi fi. I guess slidng a fifi in between something like couch cushions is a natural progression but this is my issue. If you need to get one off, just rub one out. God blessed us with the ability to literally just pop one off, sin or not. If you're constructing contraptions and such, you're a gawd damn psychopath. Guys in prison have nothing but boredom and time on their hands so I get it. If you're not locked up, rack that thing a few times and keep it moving. My other issue is if someone knows about it, you must have had lived with people at the time. Probably some homies, frat brothers, etc. So you're boning a communal couch. And there's no way, post-coitus, you're gonna have good enough coordination to break that whole rig down without getting jizz on the communal couch. JD is kind of ugly so I could totally see him fucking a couch. Usually I white dude isn't pulling an Indian chick, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH INDIAN CHICKS, but a white dude, not in tech, usually doesn't end up with an Indian if he can pull a white chick or an Asian. White dudes love Asians like black dudes love white chicks. They're law professor had to hook them up so you know he wasn't just rolling in yams prior.
Look how I spelled filling.
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare: Wait a minute...am I hearing this correct....the guy tried to screw his couch or was he in the middle of stroking his lady and he slipped and left a little change in the couch cushion.... This sounds very disturbing... What say you resident jizz expert I'm not sure if I want my couch anymore I have heard of cats in the pen feeling up a glove with lotion and going to town. They call it a fi fi. I guess slidng a fifi in between something like couch cushions is a natural progression but this is my issue. If you need to get one off, just rub one out. God blessed us with the ability to literally just pop one off, sin or not. If you're constructing contraptions and such, you're a gawd damn psychopath. Guys in prison have nothing but boredom and time on their hands so I get it. If you're not locked up, rack that thing a few times and keep it moving. My other issue is if someone knows about it, you must have had lived with people at the time. Probably some homies, frat brothers, etc. So you're boning a communal couch. And there's no way, post-coitus, you're gonna have good enough coordination to break that whole rig down without getting jizz on the communal couch. JD is kind of ugly so I could totally see him fucking a couch. Usually I white dude isn't pulling an Indian chick, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH INDIAN CHICKS, but a white dude, not in tech, usually doesn't end up with an Indian if he can pull a white chick or an Asian. White dudes love Asians like black dudes love white chicks. They're law professor had to hook them up so you know he wasn't just rolling in yams prior.
Tomorrow JD Vance will be joined by fellow veterans Jim Banks (IN), Brian Mast (FL) & Michael Waltz (FL) at a VFW hall in Kensington, PA.
I hope someone in attendance asks Banks & Waltz why they voted against the PACT Act to support vets exposed to Agent Orange, burn pits & other substances.
The act passed without their support but I would love to hear their answers to a room full of veterans.
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Tomorrow JD Vance will be joined by fellow veterans Jim Banks (IN), Brian Mast (FL) & Michael Waltz (FL) at a VFW hall in Kensington, PA.
I hope someone in attendance asks Banks & Waltz why they voted against the PACT Act to support vets exposed to Agent Orange, burn pits & other substances.
The act passed without their support but I would love to hear their answers to a room full of veterans.
You cant be serious that has to be fake. How could anyone go into an authentic Philly cheesesteak joint and request anything but cheese wiz, provolone or maybe maybe something like muenster/mozz?
I saw the clip of him bashing Harris for trying to be positive and cheerful when there are so many starving children and rampant inflation. This VP choice seems off even for an obtuse guy like Trump.
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@Midnight1
You cant be serious that has to be fake. How could anyone go into an authentic Philly cheesesteak joint and request anything but cheese wiz, provolone or maybe maybe something like muenster/mozz?
I saw the clip of him bashing Harris for trying to be positive and cheerful when there are so many starving children and rampant inflation. This VP choice seems off even for an obtuse guy like Trump.
A video from WUSA9 revealed that Vance told the men at the window that he personally hates Swiss and that it's "a thing" not to order it that way. He wanted to know why.
Maybe they assumed he was trying to outdo 'white guy tacos'.
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John Kerry said he approves that request.
A video from WUSA9 revealed that Vance told the men at the window that he personally hates Swiss and that it's "a thing" not to order it that way. He wanted to know why.
Maybe they assumed he was trying to outdo 'white guy tacos'.
Polls show Walz is more popular than Vance. If Trump is re-elected, risk of autocratic government if thousands of top civil servants are replaced by election deniers who must be liars or lunatics. .In a corrupt organization, blind loyalty is valued more than competence. Survey of historians rank Trump as the worst president in executive appointments.
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Polls show Walz is more popular than Vance. If Trump is re-elected, risk of autocratic government if thousands of top civil servants are replaced by election deniers who must be liars or lunatics. .In a corrupt organization, blind loyalty is valued more than competence. Survey of historians rank Trump as the worst president in executive appointments.
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