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Dude 100% didn't bet this big... no gambler I know would make the BET OF HIS LIFE and end up being about as wrong as humanly possible... then come to a forum to post little witty quips lol

Not to be that guy... but if you gamble a lot by now you should know it’s LOSE when you don’t win a bet and LOOSE when your belt isn’t tight 

AnSo I got a nickel on the Bucks for the series at -290 and was counting my $500 after game two. 

Then I watched the last three and Raps have been super impressive. Especially defensively. Then again Bucks look like a different team last three... lost almost. 

So do I hedge tonight at least $500 and risk losing a shit ton or do I pray to the Deer Gods that Bucks get their shit together and make buckets?

Canes -110

Canes over 5.5 

DOG DAY AFTERNOON.

GET YOURSELF SOME SIXERS!

Sharks -110

Sharks over 5.5 -110

On the Record for Sharks Bruins Cup. Sharks take it home for the Joes!

"Seriously folks, why the fuck would you bet Houston? You like torching your money subconsciously? Maybe you feel bad about yourself deep down and you punish yourself or something? I honestly dont get it. Its either that or you arent very knowledgable"

I LOVE WHEN COCKY PHUCKS LIKE THIS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE LOSE. I HOPE HE LOST SO MUCH HE CRIED. WHAT A CLOWN.

BLUES -150

MAGIC!

A wise man once told me....

Take 75% of your cash and bet straight games, money line if you can. 

Take 20% of your cash and bet parlays and teasers and futures and whatever the fuck else you need to bet to get you rocks off. 

Take 5% of your cash and be as irresponsible as possible. Bets 7 team parlays. Bet long shots. Play DFS. Get your dick hard.

That wise man was Peter Jennings.

SHARKS end it tonight 

Sharks +112

JACKETS force a game 7

CBJ -130

Great points except they are NOT facing going down 0-3.

They won a game already. They are facing going down 3-1. But I feel ya..though I still think they lose by 5-8 to the Bucks. 

Everyone was on the better team (Denver) and so I assume he meant the bloodbath when they wouldn't cover the 3.5 - 4 points they were getting. And what do you know, they won the game. 

Universe of Sports 1

Bloodbath 0

Why didn't I fade you? Liking a team is one thing... being so SURE of yourself that you think its a blowout is not only silly... but just a foolish way to think about professionalisms sports. I had DEN... but honestly wish I seen this at the half to pile on the Nuggs.... but I missed it.. cause I was smoking nuggs. 

 That is almost impossible to believe. Nice work by you. 

Bruins -150

Sharks -145

Another thing to think about is Bucks lost four in Boston last year in playoffs... so sooner of Later Giannas gonna get one in bean town. I think it its tonight but like your first half play. Good luck.. sorry about the Raptors ;)

Great point. Felt the same about Bucks as you said, and the same about Sixers which also panned out.

Denver has been pittiful from beyond the arc hitting 20.7% to go along with only 34.7 from the field. AT HOME?

Murray was banged up pretty bad, and thankfully Beasly and Millsap kept it respectable.. if not it would have been UGLY. And that is with no Nurk of course and Dame playing terrible.

Do they have enough to compete on the road? What id Dame finds his shot? I doubt it.

Also, with a total of 215 do they get there with those percentages?

Thoughts? 

I'm leaning Rip City -4.5 and under 212

Same ole Raptors Playoff team. They lose Sunday they will get stomed up in the great north on Tuesday, that's for sure. But I expect everything they got come Sunday... but is that enough with Ibaka looking lost and Lowry with his head stuck in his neck? Philly got too much... not sure how game one even happened?