LANDSHARK1

WoW. Major Bummer. It all looked lost till Buf came from behind, out of nowhere, in the last minute, to take the lead and should have kept it.                                                             But it never ain't over till the phat, sexually non-descript person sings.

I pride myself on coordinating what I call "TRIFECTAS", whereby I win, you-win, some good quality 3rd party wins.                                                                                                   It's a WIN-WIN-WIN situation.

I lost tonight's opportunity, by a paltry margin, rest assured that my win, win-win, win-win-win stats are built in concrete.

What's not on a permanent foundation made of stone is our rational and ideologies.

ANTI-VAXXER'S are no different than "Dead man walking" . I'll take the odds on Covid19 every day of the week.

Have a nice day & be kind to animals !

@piratesgold

 My very bad solid dude. I was in haste and confused you for black & blue bruised comped azz. Please accept my sincerest apology for the mistake.

For all those out there who care (including you) I have $500 to win $1800 on BUF down $300 and $945 to cover $700 of it if KC wins.

So I will either be eating $100 or submitting a payment transfer to SOI DOG for $550 of which I will post proof by the close of business Monday.

GO BUF !

@piratesgold

 Keep trolling loser. 

And ask yourself... Do I own a house ? Or even a car that works ? Do I have a beautiful loving wife ? 

Your rancid igno ilk can't touch me with a 10,000 mile long pole.

Stoopid Neanderthal, trix are for kids.

BET$ 4 PET$

The site won't post my copy.

Took LAR 2H +3 $325 > $300 (lost)

Won 1st leg of parlay though... $500 > $1800

Hedging: KC ML $945 > $700

I will absorb all losses

Any profit goes to SOI DOG RESCUE

@piratesgold

 Nice work hacker. You're now on the FBI watch-list file. Have yourself a great day while it lasts douchebag.

@vanzack

@vanzack

 I'll put it all out there. This one's for you:

@vanzack

LOL: "HAVING A MOMENT"  (glad you are enjoying it with me).

Everything I said is real.

Finding humour in the nooks and crannies of life's pain be shizznet.

@vanzack

 Unbelievable that I randomly hover over this site from time to time and zoom into your amazing post!  I've got comments & (20/20) insight / hindsight ! LOL

I hit CIN & doubled up on GB as a solid play only to choke upon realizing the league punished A.Rodgers for his anti-vax / stalwart NFL enthusiasm.

Gotta laff hard here at both Rodgers and myself.  Actually pretty much laughing at myself for archaically believing in the "cold tundra" vs a warm weather team,                 which was for all intents & purposes, banged up.  Hell, the State Farm Insurance guy had no problem getting a TD on their opening drive. Just a F/G after that in the 4thQ and I guess that's why everyone should have State Farm Insurance ! (Do they cover your losses for betting on anti-vax A-Holes who douzze on their team cause they want to get traded to a warm weather climate for 3X $$$ like Tom Brady ?) 

Speaking of Brady. Don't get me wrong. I respect him as an athlete. I'm just tired of him. Really - Is there nobody else out there ? Do I need to see him yet again this StuporBlow ?  AUGHH.

Enter stage left: 2 teams who have severely wounded, bloodied and left me for dead in a ditch somewhere. Fair disclosure - It was all my own fault...

I never should have bet on Detroit all those many THX-GVG games, nor Buffalo every single StuporBlow 4 yrs in a row doubling down each time.

Matthew Stafford and The Buffalo Bills owe me LARGE ! 

Now I'm not one to bet with my heart, fact is I don't have a heart anymore. Those 2 stole it. I WANT IT BACK !  I'm trading 1 kidney and a section of liver to get my pride & sanity back or die trying !

LAR ML & BUF ML TO THE BANK !

As far as I'm concerned, the NFL owes me 10 thanx-givings and 4 Superbowls. I'll take payment for that today !! (and still, it will not amount to what I lost)

$1k LAR ML / $1k BUF ML / $2h>$7h parlay LAR/BUF ml

-Whatever. Drop in the bucket. 

On another note and most importantly, is your animal charity !

GREAT COUDOS FOR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS NOBLE CAUSE !  Most righteous.

Back in the day, I did this thing called "BET$ 4 PET$"

I posted my plays up front. Using my own money, staked NFL ventures. 50% 0f any winnings would go directly to "grass-roots" animal charities. (by grass roots - I mean "non-profit volunteer rescue agencies who took no salaries and gave 100% of the donations towards the animals. I had a Notary Public" oversee the account to ensure transparency.

1 week, I won $34,000 !! I gave $17k to worthy causes. (Hell, way more over time). To this day, I have 2 beautiful rescue dogs the charity bestowed upon me as a thank-you.

Animals are in plight. Planet Earth is in peril. Who are you ? What are you doing about anything ?

You rock dude. Tell me where to put $500 today and if it wins I will show you proof that money went to my rescue charity: SOI DOG (Asian Meat-Market rescue)

WE GOOD ? WE CLEAR ?

@Captain Lock

 To quote The Grateful Dead: "Once in a while you'll be shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right".

The light was shone brightly tonight, as it has many times before. Did you catch a glimpse ?

I did. Pure BS

@PineappleXpress

 Man, you're kind.  Could have easily called me a flake. And ya I farted big-time on that long-shot, but in reality it wasn't a loud sloppy shart, rather crisp & silent.                

HOU got robbed 6 ways to Sunday. (not saying that as a disgruntled loser, saying it as a sharp observer of the game. So very many bad calls)                                       

And BUF, trailing from behind, coming along only to be stolen by yet another Tom Brady last-minute victory.

I just don't comprehend how many countless teams, when it really matters, all seem to go belly-up to the goat at the end !?                                                                                      

Like WTF ? Can any team learn not to give it away ?   Whatever.                                                                                                          

I was lucky enough to come up even on some stoopid parlay of CIN/SF O & WPG. - Matters not, it is what it is

LOL - If this site paid me a dime (10 cents) for every useless post of drivel I had to read to find the nuggets of gold, I'd be rich !

Too many "millennial's" posting crap !

So I use the "CBS" sports page for basic info. Couldn't help notice they put an "e" [denoting elimination] by HOU (who rightfully is eliminated from any P/O hopes)...                But no "e" was placed by any other team also vanquished, like: DET / NYJ / JAX...?! 

Then I looked at SEA's previous matchups this year and there ain't nothing special there. Both teams are circling the drain ! LOL And Pete Carol is over-rated imho.                                As is Russel Wilson, etc.,.And hell, I don't recognize too many names on the HOU roster either for that matter. But I do recognize one. Deshaun Watson. And yes he was the primary cause of them and me me losing.  I guess I'm hoping that if the 3rd stringer can't get it done this week, the team's no-name coach will consider throwing him out there    and give him one last chance to get the job done and finish his career in a good fashion or go out in flames. After all, it can't be any worse than a 3rd string rookie...? 

Either way, give the guy a chance. We'll see I guess. Dumbass me for thinking that.

And Buffahole. Go ahead & call me tard. I'm the loser that took them in all 4 stooperblows doubling up each time. Now I see a glimmer of hope.                                                     As Pink-Floyd said: "Shine on you crazy diamond"

I see BUF as an under-achieving, unrecognized tremendously talented team and I am so sick of Tom "GOAT" Brady.                                                                                       Hey, I appreciate his skills and what he's brought to the game, but man, I'm tired of seeing him in the spotlight. Time for someone else.

Not saying BUF is going to the StooperBlow, but they can if they want.  When I dissect the BUCS, it's all smoke & mirrors. BUF can beat them. Will they ?                                            I dunno - I guess that's up to them...But they can.

Thanx for listening Pineapple. Best of luck with the rest of your season !

Regards, LANDSHARK!

@PineappleXpress

 WoW. Where you been all my life ?!  Loved MIN but with so many too hard done by's got talked out of playing them last night.

Took a small play on PIT and luckily enough amped it up on the 2nd Half to get out front of being behind.

All good. High as a kite. Make my best decisions under these conditions...But went way out on a limb !

- Took 2 parlays @ 1 hunny each

> HOU (ml) / BUF (ml) / WPG [CFL] (ml)  $100 to win $1600

> HOU (ml) / BUF (ml) / HAM [CFL] (ml)  $100 to win $2340

Yes I'm Canadian, and no I don't normally play CFL but it is Grey Cup this wknd (which is like the SuperBowl here in Canada) and whatever, let it ride.

My point being is that I took HOU & BUF straight-up to win, and thought WTF did I just do ?! Surely just signed my death certificate in duplicate ! LOL

Then I come on here to see what people think and there you were with both pix amongst your cache of leans.

Quite frankly, I see no reason why a dishevelled HOU team @ home can't outright beat a substandard, dysfunctional SEA team on the road.                                                                  (Don't get me wrong here, I've lost a ton of coin countless times in the past taking HOU when they were a far better team! So why now?)                                                       I dunno?! Like I said above, high as a kite and went way out on a limb. But I still have my reasons which I'll explain on a separate post below if you care to read.

And BUF (regardless of losing 2 home games) is a good solid live road dog despite losing to Jak-off ville.                                                                                                       (Again, I'll elaborate further on that too), but for now, after seeing your post. it's nice to know that maybe I'm not that crazy after all...

Cheerz Pineapple,

Regards, Landshark!

And I'm sure it won't burst D49's comfy bubble when CLE beats Goof's Lyingdowns this week at home.

Of course I'll be taking the ML as they'll probably only do it by 3 regardless of who's piloting this mission.

None the less, calling a CLE s/u win. After that, it's anyone's game ? (although quite frankly, I see them winning 1/2 BAL games and PIT and who knows ?

@undermysac

 Would it be fair enough to assume you're talking to me Sac, since you posted 10 minutes after me on a 3 day old message...?

I ain't telling anyone what to do. Go see an optometrist.

But now that you're here...

I agree, CLE is stacked with talent. But I disagree on QB.

I think Case (or as I like to call him - headcase) Keenum is a loser, as do the dollars kidnapped from my pocket awaiting rescue.

Mayfield won't be getting the BROW's to the StooperBlow, but he's the best chance they've got to make the season count.

Put it this way: Mayfield is kryptonite to Dean9999 / Headcase is liquid gold

@Danny9999

Well, you're right. As diverse and modern as "Sal, my local bookie down at the pool hall" is LOL, he doesn't offer mid season team totals...                                                   So I understand your reasoning, and I get that you configured a solid play and didn't want to risk spoiling it. Fair enough.

What irked me to speak up about your post in the first place and again now, was two-fold. You were vague & elusive to start off with,                                                                     and when you finally made your intentions clear several days later/midway, it was of no use to anyone.

This post was all about you. Only you. Creating false hype to surround yourself with importance.                                                                                                                   I think Shakespeare says it best: "Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing".

I'd like to think this forum is comprised of other similar minded individuals speaking their minds (whether it be pro/anti) to give thought on plays.                                          Well, I'm going to give your audience the message it deserves (which should have been said by you):

DANNY9999: I've taken a play against CLE (5/5 on the season with 7 games left) under 11. My suggestion (should you wish to replicate my play,                                          (without travelling all the way to Vegas), is bet against CLE for the remainder of the season...

For what it's worth Danny, I love Vegas. Before Covid-19 I used to go for the better part of a month at a time once or twice a year. 

I guess for me (living up in Toronto, Canada), it wasn't all that convenient to hop skip & jump down there every time I got a notion in my head.                                                  But you got one in yours. Good luck with that play. 

@chic-cardinals

 ya, it was wrong of me to bring that touchy subject up.