Sunday 11/05/2023

Quote Originally Posted by iteeup:

Gentlemen.......   Played in a golf tournament yesterday and overserved myself. Me and friend end up walking home from bar not too far from my house. Friend falls and it takes me 20 minutes to get him up. He then tells me the wrong house and the guy that answered the door tells me he lives next door. Haha. His wife was not too pleased when I poured him in his front door.

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:

Quote Originally Posted by iteeup: Gentlemen.......   Played in a golf tournament yesterday and overserved myself. Me and friend end up walking home from bar not too far from my house. Friend falls and it takes me 20 minutes to get him up. He then tells me the wrong house and the guy that answered the door tells me he lives next door. Haha. His wife was not too pleased when I poured him in his front door.I miss those days.  One year after 3rd round of club championship, me and a buddy who was leading, got twisted up and went to see System of a Down.  I put him in cab at end of night.  Next day I am on putting green, a shell of a human being and the Pro who is starter says to me, “Benny you have any idea where Monty is? His time is in 20 minutes.”  Look over and he comes up the hill by 9 green running looks like death.  Says to me, “Benny you got cash on you? Long story I don’t have my wallet, I need a few pints to get me through the front.”Pro is just shaking his head at us.  He told cabbie wrong address , walked into place, sat down on couch turned TV on and guy whose house it was comings running down stairs yelling at him and my buddy is just like listen man I made a mistake, took his wallet out when sat down on their couch.  Next night they called him and told him to come pick it up.

Quote Originally Posted by p_66:

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76: Quote Originally Posted by iteeup: Gentlemen.......   Played in a golf tournament yesterday and overserved myself. Me and friend end up walking home from bar not too far from my house. Friend falls and it takes me 20 minutes to get him up. He then tells me the wrong house and the guy that answered the door tells me he lives next door. Haha. His wife was not too pleased when I poured him in his front door.I miss those days.  One year after 3rd round of club championship, me and a buddy who was leading, got twisted up and went to see System of a Down.  I put him in cab at end of night.  Next day I am on putting green, a shell of a human being and the Pro who is starter says to me, “Benny you have any idea where Monty is? His time is in 20 minutes.”  Look over and he comes up the hill by 9 green running looks like death.  Says to me, “Benny you got cash on you? Long story I don’t have my wallet, I need a few pints to get me through the front.”Pro is just shaking his head at us.  He told cabbie wrong address , walked into place, sat down on couch turned TV on and guy whose house it was comings running down stairs yelling at him and my buddy is just like listen man I made a mistake, took his wallet out when sat down on their couch.  Next night they called him and told him to come pick it up.

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:

Quote Originally Posted by p_66: Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76: Quote Originally Posted by iteeup: Gentlemen.......   Played in a golf tournament yesterday and overserved myself. Me and friend end up walking home from bar not too far from my house. Friend falls and it takes me 20 minutes to get him up. He then tells me the wrong house and the guy that answered the door tells me he lives next door. Haha. His wife was not too pleased when I poured him in his front door.I miss those days.  One year after 3rd round of club championship, me and a buddy who was leading, got twisted up and went to see System of a Down.  I put him in cab at end of night.  Next day I am on putting green, a shell of a human being and the Pro who is starter says to me, “Benny you have any idea where Monty is? His time is in 20 minutes.”  Look over and he comes up the hill by 9 green running looks like death.  Says to me, “Benny you got cash on you? Long story I don’t have my wallet, I need a few pints to get me through the front.”Pro is just shaking his head at us.  He told cabbie wrong address , walked into place, sat down on couch turned TV on and guy whose house it was comings running down stairs yelling at him and my buddy is just like listen man I made a mistake, took his wallet out when sat down on their couch.  Next night they called him and told him to come pick it up.He still won, after round he says to me, “buddy you saved my life today, no way I could have played if I sobered up.”

Quote Originally Posted by DrNHLBettor:

You know it is going to be a questionable day when you have had 2 goals disallowed...in Hockey.

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:

Quote Originally Posted by iteeup: Gentlemen.......   Played in a golf tournament yesterday and overserved myself. Me and friend end up walking home from bar not too far from my house. Friend falls and it takes me 20 minutes to get him up. He then tells me the wrong house and the guy that answered the door tells me he lives next door. Haha. His wife was not too pleased when I poured him in his front door.I miss those days.  One year after 3rd round of club championship, me and a buddy who was leading, got twisted up and went to see System of a Down.  I put him in cab at end of night.  Next day I am on putting green, a shell of a human being and the Pro who is starter says to me, “Benny you have any idea where Monty is? His time is in 20 minutes.”  Look over and he comes up the hill by 9 green running looks like death.  Says to me, “Benny you got cash on you? Long story I don’t have my wallet, I need a few pints to get me through the front.”Pro is just shaking his head at us.  He told cabbie wrong address , walked into place, sat down on couch turned TV on and guy whose house it was comings running down stairs yelling at him and my buddy is just like listen man I made a mistake, took his wallet out when sat down on their couch.  Next night they called him and told him to come pick it up.