Madison Keys

@vaas187

 Yes that was unlucky there was something wrong with Swiatek she played like shit. Think she was tired. 

great/fun thread. Just sobered up enuff to read and comprehend it, although on a very low level of understanding. 

You ALL had great ideas. I have to give vaas187 the Golden Tits award......just a taste of his genius:

"personally going collins."

"good luck. I’m on Barty sets -1.5"

and the most deeply perceptive quote of all:

"I find Ash oddly attractive. I mean anyday over Keys. I don’t even drink and no amount of alcohol could scratch that itch for me."

All I can say is I am unworthy to post on the same thread. In fact, most everyone here would prefer I didnt....but  I DO because I CAN. (or is it "I think therefore I am") fug if I know.

What an absolute shit take... shame on you.

different flavours. 

@kagakuotoko

 ewww.shittake with sesame oil....delicious. good call cagakuo.....omfg.....ur handle is impossible for drunk people.

btw as someone who DOES occaisionally partake in the nectar of the Gods....lets just call it "Bourbon".....I would happily cross paths with Keys and produce a bucktooth giant with olive skin, giant hands, red hair, and a low IQ. 

I don't care about your preferences tbh to each their own indeed.  I just don't understand what the fuck it has to do with betting?

testasterone and estrogen and menstral cycles. hello? wtf are you using to pick winners? Its been working GREAT for me (except for gay males like Borna Coric or gay female tenis players like....uh....all of them I guess)

whoa...just found another vaas187 gem ( u guys need to stfu and listen to this guy)

"good luck. I don’t see that. Mateo will struggle all match to break Nadal imo based on numbers but what do I know, evidently not much lol"

No Bro! u just KNOW things. If you could please tell me in a personal message an answer to a couple of questions I have been asking Baby Jesus but he has been silent:

1. Wife number 4 thinks I have a drinking problem. I say "no".

2. How do you respond when wife number 4 asks you if you are fucking her sister? I usually say "no" but she doesnt accept that answer. btw: her sister has tits out to HERE and has the IQ of a clam. <drool>

3. What do you say when wife number 4 tells you she is fat and has to loose 25 pounds? I usually say "you need to loose more like 75". Is that the correct answer?

@Oxcarz

Lmfao 

Vaas where u at??? 

Poor guy needs answers asap..