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Who wants to bet this guy is still posting but under a different username now?


 
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This post is fucking hilarious
 
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Quote Originally Posted by I-Got-5-On-It:

I know a guy selling jerseys on Ebay.Very nice gear,he normally sells them at $29.99 and he offers a discount on multiple purchases

Now for you you can get them at the usual price of $29.99

              OR

If you want two that'll be $70  
       
Or, if you would like to buy three jerseys that'll be $110

What do you say, deal or no deal
I recommend you go for the 3 for a $110 deal as it works out better in the long run  Trust Me 

 

im officially speaking for my client Whiskybadgers when i say. He isnt no dummy and has been doing this kinda shit for years. My client will take the 2 jerseys for 70 deal fella.

 
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Oh, this one was funny! I especially like the "take that online books" quote. 

Classic! 
 
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I can't stop reading this! I don't know what's worse. The flawed logic, or the defensive attitude after the math lesson. Outstanding!
 
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his BOOK must LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PayMeTuesday:

This post is fucking hilarious

 

 
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the kid has wisconsin frozen brain syndrome

has it thawed out yet kid?

 

   "let me dumb it down for you"

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigstork311:

Best part is he has been doing it for years lol

 
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Quote Originally Posted by WiskyBadgers:

I can't believe if you people can't understand this, you must have problems counting how many units you are down.   Are all of you fools above ready to eat your words yet, or still getting your calculators out yet.


wow are people really this dumb
 
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 this thread NEEDS to be archived. classic covers
 
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mah bad, it's already archived

 

great thread nonetheless

 
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My BUMPS my BUMPs my lovely lady BUMPS
 
 
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tHIS THREAD HAS WENT FORM MAKING ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF TO HATING THE ORIGNAL POSTER . WHAT A box. DUDE SAYS SOMETHING SO STUPID OVER THE INTERNET AND CANT EVEN MAN UP OVER THE INTERNET. NEVER POSTS AGAIN ON THE SITE. IF YOUR OUT THERE ON YOUR OTHER ALIASES THINKING UP SOME MORE ELITE STRATEGIES, I WANT TO SEND OUT A BIG FUCK OFF YOU COWARD YOUR WAY
 
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After he dumbed it down for us I finally saw the light of even a better play that involves one side and TWO parlays but the total needs to have a quarter point and that is hard to find.
The pen is mightier than the pigs
 
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"I use Betus and have been doing it for years."

If BETUS read this post, the first thing they'll do is to find this guy in the database and give him a 100 dollar freebet with a BIG hug for his last few years. With this system he gave a 10 cent extra to BETUS, wich means he had to bet 120 dollars to win 100 dollars.

BETUS:

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old guy: "Take that online books!"
 
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My advise to every bettor who wants to make money in long term:

Never place parlays! Parlays are for losers.

If you want to place more then 1 bet, place them as single bets!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Tomahawker:

My advise to every bettor who wants to make money in long term:

Never place parlays! Parlays are for losers.

If you want to place more then 1 bet, place them as single bets!

 

all the units im up over the last 4 half years are from season wins bets and 2 man parlays. Take that 0nl1ne bad advice giver dude homey

 
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The worst part about it: his profile says he works in "Sales/Marketing". I pity his poor clients...
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