Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper

The reason he keeps bringing it up, is because

"If it wasn't for my idiotic Kings play"  is what he's gonna have written on a piece of cardboard when he's begging for spare change on the strip a few months from now.

Come on CG if your going to become a professional panhandler when this doesn't work out your gonna need a better catch phrase than that.

Epic bad push.  Most 4 pt favs that are down 16 usually end up covering what like 95% of the time?  You would be up so much if it weren't for all the horrific luck.

I hereby nominate this post for the most worthless post of the year.

And that's saying something...

Incredible.

Christian Lattener is a saint compared to CG, do an ESPN 30/30 on CG

In my case, you are mistaking "hate" for "genuine concern" for him and his bankroll and the possibility of success.

And certainly, that is exactly what we are doing here...all day every day...comparing CG to Christian Laettner and every other public sports figure that is featured on 30/30.

It's our primary concern that CG be better in character, morals, behavior and bankroll management than any of those individuals.

Yep...that's what this entire thread is all about...24/7/365.

Livin the dream CG my boy

1) unless you are pimping a stripper, they are a horrific investment. My ex was a stripper and the only reason I kept her around is cuz I was sending her. She was my prostitute, and we made a good amount of money. If you don't make her your hoe, she will milk you. I'm out here in Cali, so my girl was only making 150-300 per outcall, and a tad less for in calls. But in Vegas, skys the limit. You need to pimp that hoe if you got enough mouthpiece to do it. That will bring you in more income than betting will for sure, and its guaranteed money if she's as sexy as you claim she is. You may have lost your edge with her tho paying her all that $ without even friggin her yet. You better have some good person (no person) because thats the first step to controlling the girl mind/emotions.

2) buying a hoe > spending money on a stripper. I didn't read thru the whole thread, but if you spent all that money on the girl and didn't darn, you literally wasted money. I never understood the point of going to strip clubs. You spend money on a hoe jet to get teased? garbage you can go to any random bar for that. More than likely you can darn a girl for free too. My point is is if you are going to trick, do it right. Pay for box bra, don't throw no racks at a stripper without friggin her. Thats friggin retarded and a waste of money. Most bad girl in Vegas you can pay 350-500 an hour to darn, get head etc. Much better option than going to a strip club and throwing money away. Both options are a waste of money cuz like i said, you can darn any random chic from a bar for free. But in the future, friggin an escort is a much better option than going to the strip club.

3) be careful with the coke. It is a felony is you get caught with it. If you catch a felony out there, you are definitely digging yourself into an unnecessary hole. Going to be hard to get any good job with that felony on your record. Not only that, but coke is probable the dumbest drug to do. I've never done it, but Ive heard it only lasts for like 15 min. And its expensive. Stupid drug of choice. Might as well just pop a molly (pure extasy). Much better drug that lasts longer, not as addictive either. Or just smoke weed which is basically a slap on the wrist now if you get caught with it. You don't want to leave Vegas so you need to think about the long term consequences of your actions.

4) I forgot this one, but you really need to regain your focus bra, you are losing it. But dead behind serious, if the blonde stripper is feeling you, and you got mouthpiece, you need to pimp on the hoe. You may have lost an edge cuz he may look at you as a trick, but you can regain it if you darn the garbage outta her and manipulate her mind. Make her your prostitute and I'm dead behind serious you will be rich within 2 yrs. Then you won't need to gamble, you can just pimp on the hoe and have her dance full time. Thats all you need to do in Vegas 

GL On Oregon and NC tho, I agree 12.5 is too much for Oregon for sure, but they are on a b2b facing a much tougher AZ team who is fresh. 

Someone should compile an encyclopedia of all the different advice given in this thread. It is starting to span a lot of topics ...

what lol

A stripper will never respect a trick, but she will always pay a pimp 

At first, I was like.........whaaaaa????

But then I was like.........ohhhhhhh...

I know CG never asked for this type of advice and it certainly is beyond my purview, having never given a "ho" the "dope d!ck"...but I can certainly understand how Trey may have seen the need for sound advice for CG in his current situation.

CG comes back from his night out and says something to the effect of "I think my cuz and I might have been taken advantage of."

Ya think?  

You go in to where the real pros in Vegas live and work...into the lioness'es den...and you and cuz drop an "admitted" 3k in one night.  I say "admitted" because in many cases, men are hesitant to connect "I was hosed" with a true dollar amount.

Trey saw an injustice had occurred.  In good conscience, he just could not let it continue, and so he provided you, CG, with important information on how to "GET YOUR HO IN LINE"... albeit, you have the small complicator of dropping 3k into her stripper hands without giving her the "dope d!ck"....could be a problem going forward.

So, I am required...nay...forced to congratulate Trey on this timely advice from one who most certainly is giving true and real advice having lived the "Pimp" life in reality.  CG will certainly need it going forward as it is more and more clear that the pro handicapping life is not for him.

"High Five" to Trey.  Well done, Sir.

Well done.

I for one would like to hear vanzack's take on this one

Bermax. I like you more and more with every post

I dont think I understood 10% of it.