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Posted: #6801
What happened to the white rice eating, big salad making, I'm going to the gym and then capping cg? That seems like another lifetime away and it's been only a week or 2
 
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I said it before, but can you imagine his parents or family stumbling on this thread and videos?

They would be horrified.
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Posted: #6803
CG,
Never pay for girls!!! Just stupid and $$$$Costly!!! WTF!?!? That's your bankroll you're wasting on that too! Might as well say you lost a K play on that dumb using hoe biatch stripper! I really thought you were.more intelligent than that too. Add to that that a stripper punting is a disease magnet a baaaddd deal all around! an old friend of mine reminded me a lot of you too but he was better looking than you (a model);HE LOVED STRIPPERS AND THEY LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED; eventually I found out he got HIV. Nice guy and very sad!!!!
 
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CG is clearly losing his mind. There is a distinct change of character within the last 2 weeks. He went from making salads and mastering the art of cooking great tilapia, to spending thousands in strip clubs and sniffing drugs. Furthermore, he's still extremely cocky, arrogant, and blinded by it all by still calling himself a pro. I doubt your betting organization will be pleased with how you are acting of late College Gambler. I hope you can get your act right, but I think this is the start to a downward spiral for you. I did what you are doing right now in my early 30s and know how easy it is to get caught up in the Vegas life. 90% chance this ends up with your losing a ton of your bankroll. Good luck regardless.
 
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Posted: #6805
Quote Originally Posted by DiverRon:

CG,
Never pay for girls!!! Just stupid and $$$$Costly!!! WTF!?!? That's your bankroll you're wasting on that too! Might as well say you lost a K play on that dumb using hoe biatch stripper! I really thought you were.more intelligent than that too. Add to that that a stripper punting is a disease magnet a baaaddd deal all around! an old friend of mine reminded me a lot of you too but he was better looking than you (a model);HE LOVED STRIPPERS AND THEY LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED; eventually I found out he got HIV. Nice guy and very sad!!!!

Sad, sad story there brah...

I think, unfortunately, we may be seeing some type of repeat of that sad story here.

The little head trumps the big head and bad things quickly come to a head.

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Posted: #6806
Quote Originally Posted by pjrez:

I for one would like to hear vanzack's take on this one
What the helll could he say.  For all we know this may be the best advice in the pimping world ever uttered.    

He may be the equivalent to Von braun in aerospace engineering or the Mozart of classical composition.  
 
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Just need CG to spend an overnighter in jail and we have the blow/strippers/jail parlay completed.

Too bad this story is playing out on covers, I think CG has a legit book deal on his hands.

Solid read.

 
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Posted: #6808
Watching this play out, is just like if you took a 10 year old to the toy store and told him or her you can have everything you want. CG, thinks vegas is a toy store and he can have everything he wants.

We all need to start calling this story what it really is " CG'S VEGAS VACATION"  A story of a young kid who saved his money for the last 10 years, so that he could fly out to vegas for a month long vacation
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Greedybastard:

Just need CG to spend an overnighter in jail and we have the blow/strippers/jail parlay completed.

Too bad this story is playing out on covers, I think CG has a legit book deal on his hands.

Solid read.

Yea my bullshiit detector is sounding like geiger counter at chernobyl when i open this thread lately....  I'm to the point where I don't even care though...  he brought the minor side character (Asian MILF) back into the mix just enough chapters later to not let us forget about her,  The total cast though is starting to get complex,,   who knows who we will be introduced to tonight
 
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Quote Originally Posted by iceman67:

Yea my bullshiit detector is sounding like geiger counter at chernobyl when i open this thread lately....  I'm to the point where I don't even care though...  he brought the minor side character (Asian MILF) back into the mix just enough chapters later to not let us forget about her,  The total cast though is starting to get complex,,   who knows who we will be introduced to tonight

Hmm...are we being punked?...it's possible, I guess...but highly unlikely.

However, the facts are these...

1.  We had a picture of the anorexic MILF.
2.  We have a picture of the 5k bet ticket.
3.  We have pictures of tall boys.
4.  We have pictures of the drive out there and the apartment.

Up for discussion...

1.  No stripper picture.
2.  No coke picture.
3.  No picture of cuz passed out on the couch with blow all over his face.

Well, it's still a possibility that we are being punked, but unfortunately, my gut says its most likely all true so far.

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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


Hmm...are we being punked?...it's possible, I guess...but highly unlikely.

However, the facts are these...

1.  We had a picture of the anorexic MILF.
2.  We have a picture of the 5k bet ticket.
3.  We have pictures of tall boys.
4.  We have pictures of the drive out there and the apartment.

Up for discussion...

1.  No stripper picture.
2.  No coke picture.
3.  No picture of cuz passed out on the couch with blow all over his face.

Well, it's still a possibility that we are being punked, but unfortunately, my gut says its most likely all true so far.



where is the picture of the milf?  how did i miss that one?
 
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Like to know who put the MState bet in? You cab it to the book still drunk as you posted afterwards and made the late plays also?

Cuz put it in for you? He still has 2 K cash on him after blowing a wad last night?..

Whole story getting Fishy CG...Not Pu$$y Not Tilapia..just Fishy.

 

 
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where is the picture of the milf?  how did i miss that one?

It was very briefly posted as CGs avatar picture.

Very briefly.  Maybe a few hours...been a long time ago.

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I thought his cousin was here with his girlfriend?  So is his cousins girlfriend into watching her boyfriend bang strippers?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

I thought his cousin was here with his girlfriend?  So is his cousins girlfriend into watching her boyfriend bang strippers?

Wrong cousin brah.

You know, you really need to get up to speed on your fave soap opera.

Maybe do a binge read on the last 100 pages or so and get things organized in your notes.

Just way, way off brah.

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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

I thought his cousin was here with his girlfriend?  So is his cousins girlfriend into watching her boyfriend bang strippers?

Maybe she IS the stripper?


Also, am I just old and out of it, or do people really call each other "bra" and "brah"?  Every time I see someone type those out I am pretty sure they must be a huge douche.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

I thought his cousin was here with his girlfriend?  So is his cousins girlfriend into watching her boyfriend bang strippers?

That's I'm wondering lol.
 
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Posted: #6818
Now 'Fight Club' flick comes to mind...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bk1374:


Maybe she IS the stripper?


Also, am I just old and out of it, or do people really call each other "bra" and "brah"?  Every time I see someone type those out I am pretty sure they must be a huge douche.  

You really know how to hurt a bro, brah.

Cut me to the quick, you did bra.

But that's ok, I can let it go seeing as how your avatar shows you live in caves out in the middle of nowhere.  I can see how you haven't kept up with the language changes of the last 30 years.

It's all cool and groovy with me, man...er...breh...er...brah.

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Need pic of milfs asap Nicholas Mea
 
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We need another video PRONTO!  

Give the people what they want! 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

I think his 3k a month spending did not include blow and strippers.

Last night alone put him up to 5-6k.

Lets hope the cousin only comes once a year or so.

You could buy 250 pounds of Tilapia for what you spent last night.


Exactly Van.  I am a gambler but it's a hobby and am out in Vegas frequently.  This money he is spending compared to his bankroll is nothing.  Since he likes to party, now the day clubs, etc will be coming up for the season and it's around $60 just for admission without trying to get a table which is around 2-3k minimum.

This is not my living like cg or whatever his name is trying to do, it's extra spending money that I'm willing to put towards a hobby.  He will learn the hard way with his spending habits and lifestyle out there.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bk1374:


Maybe she IS the stripper?


Also, am I just old and out of it, or do people really call each other "bra" and "brah"?  Every time I see someone type those out I am pretty sure they must be a huge douche.  


Lmfaoooooooo am 52 and i dont use those terms either
 
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Yo CG
Wyd in Vegas?

Yenno cappin games, gettin hiiiii , fkkkn bctchsss
Jk hehe

MeaooOoOoOwww
 
 
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WE WANT SOME MOar!

WE WAANT SOME MOAAAARRRR HAHAHAHAH
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