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Posted: #8026

Wifey says you look like Jack Nicholson.

You've got that working for you.
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

It was just the angle of that pic.

Here is another one.  My tits aren't so big.

https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Other/6150761.jpg


vanzack is jack nicholson???


you attend all those lakers games and yet you say you dont even like hoops????

nice sandwich by the way


vanzack,sumthing bugging the shiiit out of me,just one of my OCD ticks,i must know if those things on the wall in your picture are nunchucks and other various ninja weapons??..can you enlighten me or you have no idea??...of course i havent a clue if the picture is of you or wat
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

It was just the angle of that pic.

Here is another one.  My tits aren't so big.

https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Other/6150761.jpg


Sorry to say, Van, that the angle didn't help much bud.  Might want to tap the brakes on any more pictures on the net.  Although I will say that one slight positive is that you could be the brother of Jack "crazy azz" Nicholson in these shots.

Right out of "The Cuckoo's Nest"....almost uncanny.

I hear they have some type of plastic surgery that can fix that stuff right up too.  Although I doubt they can do much to help the facial structures at this point...a bit too far gone.

At least it isn't so bad that someone would pull out the old "If I had a dog that looked that bad, I'd shave his buttocks and make him walk backwards." line on you.

Least...I don't think anyone but Tdog25 would say that.

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Posted: #8029

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Wifey says you look like Jack Nicholson.

You've got that working for you.

I get that a lot.

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Posted: #8030
wonder how vanzack bet is settled in the event of suicide...seems odds on at this point in time
 
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Posted: #8031
CollegeRacistGamblerdouche another loser!!!! Need more pics to build my empire by fading your sorry racist ass!!! Love it love it love it!!!!
 
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Posted: #8032
Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:


vanzack is jack nicholson???


you attend all those lakers games and yet you say you dont even like hoops????

nice sandwich by the way


vanzack,sumthing bugging the shiiit out of me,just one of my OCD ticks,i must know if those things on the wall in your picture are nunchucks and other various ninja weapons??..can you enlighten me or you have no idea??...of course i havent a clue if the picture is of you or wat

Of course that pic is me! 

Ninja weapons, nunchuks, Chinese stars, I got them all.

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Posted: #8033
ugh...this is getting ugly
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Of course that pic is me! 

Ninja weapons, nunchuks, Chinese stars, I got them all.



hehe...i'll take that with a grain of salt....tho i certainly wouldnt question or doubt such a dangerous looking character
 
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Posted: #8035

New video.

The lights are out.

No more electricity for CG.

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Posted: #8036
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

New video.

The lights are out.

No more electricity for CG.

Am I crazy to feel bad for the guy?

He says 13.5k left.

He seems depressed. 

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Posted: #8037

Tomorrow is Saturday.  Is WF open on Saturday?

Maybe CG is shut down for the W/E again.

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Posted: #8038
I think the world deserves to see a close up of your magnificence, Vanzack!!

https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Photos/View/6150762/Other/manboobsjacknicholsone1329087419966/?m=9&p=nicholson%7Call
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Posted: #8039
Don't feel bad at all!!! He is an arrogant, spoiled, racist piece of garbage. Revel in his misery bc he there is no place for racists and liars like college racist douches
 
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Posted: #8040
Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:

I think the world deserves to see a close up of your magnificence, Vanzack!!

https://www.seabreeze.com.au/Photos/View/6150762/Other/manboobsjacknicholsone1329087419966/?m=9&p=nicholson%7Call

I remember that sandwich.  Some say you cant get good pork in the south of France, but they are wrong. 

They cut that pic off at my waist for good reason.  Eating a sandwich and getting a BJ while on a yacht.  The life I lead.....

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Posted: #8041
Why does this dope think everytime his team gets a lead in a game, that means hes suppose to win his bet?
Hes such a damn cry baby.  Bottomline is he wasnt on the right sides of either game today and if he had won any of the plays, it would have been by pure luck.

He should have took that 30k and invested it long term in the stock market.  By the time he got in his 60's he would have a nice chunk.
 
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He is a frigging idiot. When he loses his 5 k play tomorrow, his mom whom he yelled at and cussed out will send his spoiled bitch ass son some more money so he can perpetuate being a loser to society who is a victim bc it only happens to him when a team is covering and somehow doesn't finish. F--- CRDG!!!!! I hope a black man whips your ass
 
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It's out of my hands.  Won't return calls or emails.  Don't think he would listen anyway he's so stubborn.  Got a sick feeling in my stomach.
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Goose, don't you have a KKK meeting to attend since you are a friend of the racist liar idiot known as collegedouche????????
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bradyisgreat:

Goose, don't you have a group meeting to attend since you are a friend of the racist liar idiot known as collegedouche????????
We get it. You don't like the guy anymore. Give it a fuckking rest. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bradyisgreat:

He is a frigging idiot. When he loses his 5 k play tomorrow, his mom whom he yelled at and cussed out will send his spoiled girl behind son some more money so he can perpetuate being a loser to society who is a victim bc it only happens to him when a team is covering and somehow doesn't finish. F--- CRDG!!!!! I hope a black man whips your behind

Brady, be careful bro.  You are walking on the edge of the abyss. So much hatred and venom...it's entirely disproportionate. Something else is driving you and whatever it is, it's very ugly and deep inside of you.

It's the kind of hatred and evil that can consume you...and that is no joke.  I seriously am concerned for your well being.

Take some time and do something else where you don't think about CG at all for at least 24 hours.  Go to the zoo.  Go to the park. Go to a movie...anything.  Go to the gym and work out until you are not mad anymore...anything to get the anger out.

I knew a guy like you once.  Young guy, worked out at my gym. Was always angry about something or at someone and often for nothing big at all.

One day, I walked to the back room where they had the heavy leg machines and other equipment for the hardcore power lifters where he and I often worked out.  I saw him on the sitting incline squat with his top end weight on the bars, around 800lbs...but he wasn't doing anything...just staring up at the ceiling with his arms by his sides.

I walked over to him and he was gray.  Felt for a pulse, no pulse. He had stroked or heart attacked out on the machine.  I stood there and looked at him with great sadness as somehow in my heart I knew something like this would happen...and he was only 23 years old.

Don't think that can't happen to anyone who holds on to great hatred of any type.  We must forgive to be forgiven...to forgive is to live. Everyone makes mistakes.  To allow these mistakes to drive you to madness is only you giving away your control of your life to your own damage and detriment.

Let it go, bro.

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Quote Originally Posted by pjrez:

We get it. You don't like the guy anymore. Give it a fuckking rest. 



yea,no kidding...ya can just see this guy,bradyisgreat,and cd329 sitting at home at their computers furiously mastu.rbating over this thread at the prospect of each new post and mounting loss from college gambler...just salivating over the prospect of taking YET ANOTHER shot at the guy.(in between watching kiddie porn of course)..they must live for this,sad guys.


would love to meet them in real life,these gus must be soooooo damn perfect...to be taking stabs at another guy for every little thing he says and does.

self-important,sanctimonious,superior pieces of shiiit...im guessing both are heavily religious and holier than thou......and cd329 is clearly rather old and disappointed with how his life has turned out to be standing back and viewing sumone elses life and pointing the finger.theres no way someone young could be so cynical,judgmental and bitter...i myself take a pretty dim view of life often but these 2 douches even depress the crap outta me
 
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if you're rooting for this kid to ruin his life- you're one sick fuc yourself.  I don't give a crap re racial slurs.  who hasn't used them?  big freakin deal.  if you're justifying your hatred towards CG because of this, get off your high horse.  

CG, 12 g's still a lot of $.  get yourself a part time job.  enough to make it to football season.  I'm sure you're feeling down on yourself.  it could be worse.  I'm sure you've thought about going tilt and didnt.  you've saved yourself $ by not doing it.   that's a plus at least.  good luck rest of the way.

what will CG do next?
continue wagering at 1000-2000 per wager -130
go down unit size +220
get a part time job and wait until football +1000
goes tilt on roulette (blk/red or even/odd) +600
goes tilt with hookers and coke +300
goes tilt on a basketball wager +150
 
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PLOT TWIST:


The "CG" character and his "journey" are all part of a Sociology Final...we're all the guinea pigs.  He's gonna get an A++ (with a smiley sticker, and a firm handshake, followed by a long embrace...from a professor with a tear in his eye, sniffling as he says "Damn good job, sir"

Double plot twist:

He's been on the other side of all the bets since the Kings...Kings bet was only HALF what he had on Atlanta, and everyone bit.  That's when the book was too good to put down.
 
 
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CG will be bust by next friday, reality is setting in that he had one lucky run and in reality he knows nothing about capping a game.
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