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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

I often have this conversation with my 83 year old mother....

"Vanzack, I need to mail this letter"

"Mom, why dont you just send an email?  It gets there instantly, there is no postage charges, and you can send pictures and other things along with it."

Sounds like this conversation with you.  So far 10 people have told you that you dont have to go to Vegas to do what you want to do.  That it is cheaper not to.  That you can get better lines not in Vegas.  That you have a better chance of being profitable outside of Vegas.

But you are like my mom insisting on going to the post office? Why?  Why havent you even acknowledged what so many people here suggest who have experience?

As far as your questions about books...  I have several friends who bet much more than your type of money at 5dimes.  They now use bitcoin.  It is very easy.  There are even bitcoin sportsbooks that I have dabbled with that take 10 bitcoin wagers (about 3k currently) and you get your money back instantly and it is reduced juice.

Any of these options are better than going to Vegas.  Repaint your room the colors of the Mirage Hotel and pretend you are in Vegas.


thank u sir.  I heard good things about 5dimes.. how come they don't use them anymore?

 
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Posted: #102
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

How much would health insurance cost me?  Could i get Obama care?  I figure my monthly expenses would be around 3K... counting rent, car payment, phone, student loan, food and entertainment... furnished apartments are shitt there and are an extra $500 a month so would make sense to buy furniture anyway.. so there is another one time payment of what? about 2.5K i would assume.. 

This is my dream but I would need to win 3K a month to break even.   I could win 3K a week in football i feel and have proven that... basketball and baseball though idk...  also the housing out there has horrible reviews.  cockroaches everywhere..


 



Your bank is 30k, your living expenses will be 3k per month. At an achievable ROI of 5%, you will need to turn your bank over twice every month just to live.

yeh, good luck
 
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Posted: #103
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:


betting is a big part of my life i freaking love it... can i work and get enough of a fix is my question only betting online..   I really feel i am good enough to bet big numbers and have proven that.. idk, confused what to do now

 



This proves you won;t last 2 months
 
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Posted: #104
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:


I am good enough to bet football and win simply just using my own research.. but with basketball and baseball i was thinking to ride over under streaks once they hit three until they lose.

three for the case of a small sample size...  for instance... the spurs had gone over 10 straight home games as of sunday night.. havent followed since so it might be 11 or 12 now idk.... point is if i used my rule of starting to bet the streak after 3 overs in a row i would be 7-0

Knicks had played 8 out of 9 unders in a row before christmas... so same thing i would be 5-1 in that stretch... 

that would get me to 12-1 in 13 plays....  and ur simply riding a trend and don't have to analyze anything...  i am thinking that is what the pro's do?

same thing in baseball.. think about it... teams go in hitting slumps for weeks... i think the Reds played 12 straight unders at one point last year...  start riding that at 3 unders in a row and u go 9-0

rockies played like 10 of 12 over at home... same deal..

i am thinking that is the only way to go on huge runs and be able to do this soley for a living?  u would know better than me.  seems tons of teams are always riding some type of home or away o/u streak... where at least 7 out of 9 go over or 8 out of 10 go under etc...



you serious?

Just get your 30k, walk up to the counter, hand it over, walk away and just save yourself the trouble
 
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Posted: #105
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

sorry for some of these questions.  i am not putting myself down but i will admit i was not blessed with great smarts.  I am not great in the business world, but I feel i am brilliant when it comes to sports..   I can remember scores from almost any week of the nfl season and u could give me a random team and i could tell u there home and away record and be within 3 pts of almost every score week by week.   yet i am so dumb in most other aspects of life.

just trying to use my strengths the best i can.. 

i am also an alcoholic who loves partying and women... i have had sex with over 75 women in my life...  (my female boss asked me how many i had and i started writing them down)   i am not proud by that amount but i love women what can i say..   just another aspect of why vegas would be awesome for me. I love throwing in a huge lip too during these games.. i already planned i would need about 7 cans for my 40 hour drive out there lol.



correction, you wont last 1 month
 
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GL CG whatever you do, like ive stated previously I think you can attempt this without going but do what you feel is best.  Wasnt laughing above at you just the guys comments were funny.
 
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Posted: #108
Good luck CG.  In my opinion, you're sitting down at the poker table with $50.  Sure, it's a $1-2 game, but everyone at the table has a 3K stack in front of them.  Some really good advice in here.  Take heed.  Wish you the best.


 
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Posted: #109
Vegas is not what it is cracked up to be. Just be content with the extra income betting sports provides you and spoil yourself with a trip out there every now and again. From your latest confessions it sounds like you would be setting yourself up for disaster. Also just because you quit your job doesnt mean your 401k money disappears. Pretty sure you can cash it out or roll it over when you get a new job.

The bottom line is you are unhappy with your current state of affairs. Only one thing you can do about it, change it. Happiness can not be found in a magic pill or a night with a MILF. You have to find that within. Make some life changes, take up a new hobby. Whatever you do I would not allow gambling to consume your life. Moving to Vegas would be a big step in that direction.
 
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Posted: #110
Is this guy for real?

This whole thread is a total pisstake!!!
 
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college,

Still rooting for you regardless of what you decide to do. But you admitted to being an alcoholic. This needs to be addressed and nipped ASAP. I now think you need to NOT go to Vegas but stick around NJ for a bit and get this taken care of. Take your @ss to AA and get some help, you'll think clearer and your vision will become brighter. The fog will lift. Plus you won't piss away hundreds on booze.

BOL man…but I think you've already talked yourself into staying and I think that is the wise choice my friend.

 
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Posted: #112
Also, 3k a month in living expenses seems extraordinarily high…if you decided to go there are ways to cut this to 2k easily. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 666LES:

If you quit your NJ job you won't get unemployment.Unless you want to hand out porn on LasVegas Boulevard you won't get a job without joining the unions or joining a temp service.Every Sunday ,the Review-Journal has plenty of ads for 'boiler-room exectutives" for the services and scamcappers.You think Jim Feist is going to hire you to give him picks???? It can be done and I did it for 10 years but it's a job and every morning I was in the Stardust Lottery and everynight I was crunching #s and getting a good night's sleep.I never took a drink if I was going to make a bet or was holding my bankroll.Don't make any bet where you don't have the best # or an advantage so no table games or strippers.Everything you do should be to protect the bankroll because that's the only thing that stands between you and St. Vincents(where the walking dead of Downtown go to dine and pass time).It wouldn't hurt to be a little humble and a little scared.There are only 3 motivations of Man: Ego,Fear,Greed and there is a dark and light with each.Live cheap the first year and the things that you truly learn you have to pay for.


A very excellent post.   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

sorry for some of these questions.  i am not putting myself down but i will admit i was not blessed with great smarts.  I am not great in the business world, but I feel i am brilliant when it comes to sports..   I can remember scores from almost any week of the nfl season and u could give me a random team and i could tell u there home and away record and be within 3 pts of almost every score week by week.   yet i am so dumb in most other aspects of life.

just trying to use my strengths the best i can.. 

i am also an alcoholic who loves partying and women... i have had sex with over 75 women in my life...  (my female boss asked me how many i had and i started writing them down)   i am not proud by that amount but i love women what can i say..   just another aspect of why vegas would be awesome for me. I love throwing in a huge lip too during these games.. i already planned i would need about 7 cans for my 40 hour drive out there lol.



Imagine, if you will, two trains heading toward each other at full-speed.  On the same track.

 
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Imagine, if you will, two trains heading toward each other at full-speed.  On the same track.


    So true
 
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Posted: #116
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

just to get an idea of where i am in my life if it helps.

i could have married 5 diff girls and i broke up with them all by choice...  like tonight i am seeing my old GF i met 3 years ago tonight actually.. figure fun night, boos, tons of sex but ill be out of there by 9 am tommorow to be home and relaxed for all my new years day games.  

for me tho i like to go out with one of my girls friday night and drink, eat well and darn all night and early sat morn.. but i am always home in my crib by noon for all my action..

i am on adultfriendfinder and have been since my bama days as well.  i have had sex with 10+ milfs from that site.. u wouldnt believe how much they love young men... it's amazing to me how hot some of these women are and most are married so u would never have a chance to talk to them if u were out and about. i already changed my location to vegas and have a few milfs who want to fuckk when i get out there. 

the last thing i need now is a chick holding me down. so that part of the move i could care less about. 

its more the financial that could hold me back.. i am a true degenerate and i love all aspects of the lifestyle of drinking, dipping, betting and whoress .

and i am debating if i shouldnt just go for them all or not in vegas.   


This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I've ever read on here
 
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  Oh dear....  Let me know when you need a job... 
 
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At first I was going to laugh at you your idea.  However, after I read your initial post,  I figured I'd throw some support your way and laud you for taking a shot in life.

Then you kept on talking...


 
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Posted: #119
CG must have been too busy planning his vegas trip or hooking up with old cougars from adultfinder to bother with handicapping....went 0-3 yesterday. BOL today, kid.
 
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This guy has a decent year in betting and wants to do this for a living lmao. Do this as a hobby not a job. I will bet anything you be flat out broke sooner or later. Work = guarantee money. Gambling isn't. That's the difference kid
 
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Happy New Years fellas. I'm 2-1 today with Bama -7 pending. Yea went 0-3 yesterday but I am having an unreal bowl season. Everything I told u guys is true. Addicted to betting, booze, dip, and whoress. I am a true degenerate. ROLL TIDE tonight fellas. I graduated from Bama 2009. Watching this rose bowl brings back memories of being at the 09 Texas Bama title game for me. The tailgaiting at the rose bowl is awesome. Huge grounds.
 
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"..but with basketball and baseball i was thinking to ride over under streaks once they hit three until they lose."

"i am also an alcoholic who loves partying and women.."


You're going to eat shiit within 6 weeks. You're exactly the kind of guy who shouldn't move to Vegas.

 
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This isn't real ok
 
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Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

GL dude but the fact you see "locks" makes me think you won't survive.

  He seems like he has some sense, but then he uses the stupid "lock" word.  

I have mixed feelings on his ambitions and dreams, but thinking that there is a lock in any form of gambling, makes me think he is delusional.  
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