1st Date ideas

Hey whats up gents, and or ladies.  So to brief you im just getting out of a long term relationship and havent been on a "First date" in well over 3 years, so I was looking for some ideas on something to do.  Im pretty much into doing anything except im an embarrassment when it comes to dancing soo no on that,  Any ideas or stories that have been a success for you guys would be cool. 

be good listener,you might learn something. try not to talk about the past,unless she pursues it. make it short & sweet. tell her you rather concentrate on her. try not to bring up her past. go out to dinner at nice place not to fancy,unless you can afford it.dont get drunk or drink alot unless she wants to get crazy & drink alot. i guess thats ok for i night stand. play it by ear. good luck from married man 22 years.

If it's a nice weather day, I have two options:

And dump the dancing idea.  Gals want to find out who you are on the first date.  Loud music and dancing isn't conducive to that.  

Wear a leather jacket, Make sure you're smoking and act like a complete jerk the whole time, Can't go wrong, I see these type of men get any women they want. 

Your first question should be "Are you on the pill"?

Yah keepin it fairly simple seems like the way to go.  Maybe some slicked back hair to top off the leather jacket idea lol.  Thanks fellas

try a tent rivival service   takes the pressure off

I've stuck to a cocktail meet up for almost all first dates and it's amazing how much more relaxed people tend to be the second they take that first sip. Have a drink or two, tell her you wanna get out of there and go somewhere else. If she's down to ride with you then go eat or grab another drink or depending on the vibe you can go back to your spot and hang or bang or both. Don't get her too drunk but whatever man, I say have a good time and if that means you guys get a little tipsy together so be it.

I tend to not really want to go all out for a chick I've never even gone out with. Save all that for when you really like her and want to get her hooked.

Anal.

Lunch...don't set expectations too high and set the whole "dinner stage" quite yet. In the whole lunch atmosphere you will learn a decent bit about it her and vice versa for cheap 

Use a taxi so you can talk and look at her, shots, beer, darts, pool, putt putt golf, bowling and then a quiet place. Soft playful touching here and there while doing those things to get a comfort level and if everything goes right seal the deal.

Take her to a weeknight ballgame if she is not a total sports hater,then prob not the girlfriend material you want anyway.You have the chance to chit-chat some BS going to the park and let her talk about her life.Fuck buy her a team hat or some shit,chicks love that..Have some beers and on the way home touch that left leg a couple times during a laugh and you are gold..Drop her off at home with a let's do this again etc.Don't try the suicide sqeeze before you hit 3rd base...Sink the hook and set the drag..

Agree.. Lunch dates are harmless.. it's like speed dating because often you both have to return to work.. so you got an hour to impress her... If it goes good.. she'll contact you later in the evening.. and it'll be a 2nd date...

If you looking for someplace unique for a first date... take them to the gun range... Seriously.. women love a man that can shoot.. and I think the adrenaline rush of shooting guns gets them aroused.

A great way to get to know her is to Slip a rufy in her drink.

Ask her if she would like to try cockmeat sandwich

"Don't worry. I brought LOTS of condoms"-always a great icebreaker!

KIDDING! I'm a kidder, I kid.

Most websites (unless you go to covers to get gems like "anal") will tell you to meet in a public place. We're not talking library here, and dinner and a movie is so cliche.

How about you go "Wanna grab a drink and sit in the park?" You make sure the drink is a milkshake, just to "shake" things up.  Or a slice of pizza. Maybe sit by a river.

Above all, show her that you have a sense of humor. I wouldn't go with any "Nookie Green" jokes-those appear to be controversial. I'm not talking knock knock jokes, either.

You get a shake........maybe..........."You know what they say about women who get strawberry milkshakes, don't you?"

"No. What?"

"I don't know. You're the one that got strawberry"

or, you get a slice of pizza

"I don't normally do this on a first date, but I'm impressed. So, if you want, you can get EXTRA pepperoni".

Do NOT bring flowers. Do NOT get her a card. Do NOT try to impress her with a candle-lit $100+ dinner.

Do CALL HER the next day. In the afternoon, after she has told all her girlfriends in the morning.

Do NOT brag about your pit bull. Find out if she has a cat. If she does, you will have to get interested in box. Can you handle it?

GL

if you have a bag of yay... them hoochies stick onto you like flies on shit

Guarantee notch

Local pub that serves good food.

A couple drinks and then a meal, see where it goes from there.

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