MAKE IT A DAM 3 SOME
I was at the Nascar race in Talladega this weekend. A friend of mine (married with 3 kids) ended up hooking up with this southern hussy (who was camping next to us with another guy, by the way). They didn't screw, but he chowed her box and he got a hummer.
Anyway, it's Monday morning and his wife calls. She starts quizzing him about why he didn't answer the phone the night before.....asked him where he was after the race. Well, I know where he was....he was by the fire with his tongue down this chick's throat.
It even made me feel dirty listening to him lie to his wife. Imagine if you were the one doing the lying?????
I was at the Nascar race in Talladega this weekend. A friend of mine (married with 3 kids) ended up hooking up with this southern hussy (who was camping next to us with another guy, by the way). They didn't screw, but he chowed her box and he got a hummer.
Anyway, it's Monday morning and his wife calls. She starts quizzing him about why he didn't answer the phone the night before.....asked him where he was after the race. Well, I know where he was....he was by the fire with his tongue down this chick's throat.
It even made me feel dirty listening to him lie to his wife. Imagine if you were the one doing the lying?????
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
So the worst thing that can happen after telling your wife that you have been contemplating fucking another girl is getting a blowjob from her???
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
So the worst thing that can happen after telling your wife that you have been contemplating fucking another girl is getting a blowjob from her???
holy shit, that was funny...
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Thanks guys............glad Romeo made right the decision at the end of the day. Good for you ragingstorm.
holy shit, that was funny...
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kickinA
iceman67
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MaxStretch
tmpeus78
Thanks guys............glad Romeo made right the decision at the end of the day. Good for you ragingstorm.
If you are living with regret about not hooking up with her when yall were watching a movie, just imagine how you would feel if you cheated on your wife. I mean if it was a girlfriend that's a different story. But you married your wife for a reason. Goodluck, dont be a jackass.
General Lee speaking, I tend to agree.
If you are living with regret about not hooking up with her when yall were watching a movie, just imagine how you would feel if you cheated on your wife. I mean if it was a girlfriend that's a different story. But you married your wife for a reason. Goodluck, dont be a jackass.
General Lee speaking, I tend to agree.
Now that is a funny thought for advice
Now that is a funny thought for advice
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
living in regret for the rest of you life is no way to end it
if it was me, i would have a serious talk with the wife about how you honestly think your sex life is getting dull and tell her the exact same story you just told us. she already knows that you loved this girl before, if she knows about it and you even have a small chance of getting both in bed at the same time, i see that as well worth the opportunity
knock out 2 birds with one stone
make the wife happy being honest and telling her what you really want, at the same time spice up the old sex life, and sleep with the girl you always dreamed about
the worst case scenario is maybe getting a bj from the wife, or something a little kinkier than usual. at least make her want to try something new
if you lie and cheat you're fucked thats a given
how can you lose?
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