Has anyone here served time

Year in Juvy for breaking out of foster home I was in for violating some BS CHINS program.  They put me in a boot camp and made us march all fucking day long and I was there with straight up killers from the hood.  I remember finding a tin of Skoal Classic in the sand when we were marching and stashing it.  I almost lost my life to some gang banger for that tin.  After that just a few weekends for BS assaults.   Misdemeanors probably 10 all for chronic, beer, public unrination,  just complete BS.

This thread just made me remember something I blocked out of mind  the reason I got the 1 yr. My boy Willie from the foster home jacked three cars when we were on the run and they linked me to one.  Willie's probably dead by now but at 15 he was straight G.  In one day I watched him jack 3 cars with a screw driver and blinker switch, drive one off a cliff and bail out, set up a few small time wigger drug dealers,beat the piss out of two of them, roll the worst blunt I ever seen, bitch smack a kid for questioning his craftsmanship, rob half a towns stereos, convince my boy  to give him all his stolen shit and that he'd come back with the money. 

I told him I'd meet him later but I knew he wasn't coming back and was relieved as he was a psycho and wanted me to be in his crew.  I remember him saying white boy you smart you can read and shit I need a mother fucker like you, yo we can run shit.  Compared to rolling w/ Willie Juvy Boot Camp wasn't that bad.  Thanks for this thread idea I hadn't forgotten all this shit.

Quote Originally Posted by Sharp__Action:

Only reason I say that, is I've seen him brag about it in SEVERAL threads (not only this one)

If you have to brag about hitting a cop, you either

A) are lying
B) need to get a life

At least when Joey Porter did it he tried to be quiet about it(what a POS still)

dude your an idiot? wtf is so hard to believe about that. Then you def wont believe me when I say my 32 year old brother bit half of someones ear off in Kmart parking lot then smashed a bottle of beer over a cops head all within 15 minutes of eachother

Ohhhhh I gotcha kimosabi. Do you like microwavable corndogs

Quote Originally Posted by Sharp__Action:

Yes. As long as they don't contain HFC's

whats that

Quote Originally Posted by ShootDaClubUp:

Yes, disorderly person and assaulting a police officer, couple months in county, no biggie, dont plan on going back though 

You must have really hurt that cop or he's a real prick.  The reason I say that is the cops in my experience just beat the shit out of you and take your money but it takes a lot to get charged with assaulting one.