Has anyone here served time

Been to jail once for possibly the dumbest thing ever. Was crushed at a bar and took home an equally crushed girl. My friends drove us back to their house and and the girl was like I live right down the street so we can walk there. We walked to her house and she was like I lost my key so we found a window that was open and I climbed through and opened the door. She then proceeds to pass out on the couch about 2 min after we get inside. I walk to a bedroom and lay down to sleep. I wake up in my boxers with cops hovering over me with guns in my face. Apparently, the elderly couples who's house it REALLY was were upstairs freaked out of their minds and called the police.  This girl was so crushed that she took me to the wrong freaking house.  Cops took us both in and were laughing at me and I stayed in a holding cell for a few hours. Was never charged b/c i didn't have any criminal intent. I laugh about it now but in GA where i was at the time you can shoot people breaking in to your home with absolutely no recourse so in retrospect it could've been much worse.

YOU CHEATING FUCK.

WONDER WHO HAS HAD MORE SEX WITH PALLADIUM SO CALLED UNDERSTANDING GIRLFRIEND SINCE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS . HIM OR OTHER GUYS.

I WOULD SAY ABOUT A TIE. THE HOE IS PROLLY LETTIN ERRYONE TEAR IT UP . BUT YOU REALLY CANT TEAR WHATS ALREADY BEEN TORN

Palladium is full of shit one way or the other.

He claims to be a "Big Brother" in another thread, yet as we know they do criminal checks for volunteer positions (especially when involving children) and there is NO CHANCE they would have accepted him with that kind of supposed track record.

YOU CHEATING FUCK.

WONDER WHO HAS HAD MORE SEX WITH PALLADIUM SO CALLED UNDERSTANDING GIRLFRIEND SINCE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS . HIM OR OTHER GUYS.

I WOULD SAY ABOUT A TIE. THE HOE IS PROLLY LETTIN ERRYONE TEAR IT UP . BUT YOU REALLY CANT TEAR WHATS ALREADY BEEN TORN

Hey person,

You claim monagamy yet you love eating asshole correct?  You spent 3 years in the joint.  So I'm to assume you wore out a few asses in there? 

I never did time in the joint.  It was Juvy and where exactly was I bragging?  I road shotgun while some dude wild out, how is that bragging?  If I wanted to brag about cimes I'd brag about the ones I got away with not those I got caught for.  You should share some stories instead of just talking shit in every form.  I guess I'm a joke to you and iwinbets two dickheads that post on average 30 times a day rather than working or doing anything productive in society.  I can live w/ that.  Regardless of the theme of a thread you come in talking shit which shows you are a lonely,narcisistic, miserable person and I actually pity you

Pall - you bring humor to this site. Much appreciated. Keep telling your stories. People are always gonna have something negative to say. it's life.

lmfao coming from his lone footsoldier who thinks he brings humor to this site that has supposedly been here since March 2010 and couldnt possibly be an alias

Why the fuck would I be proud?  Then again while you were out golfing and playing soccer with your daddy I was in a home for troubled youths.  Yeah we sat there all day while two Grandmas chain smoked Misty 100's and made us play cribbage with them.  Oh did I mention I was put there because my Mom reported me as a runaway even though she threw me and my brother out of the house? So yes I am proud I broke out of that shit hole.  I'm also proud that I could probably buy and sell your ass 16 yrs after being in that place.

If you feel the need to make it person please feel free. I've had quite a few laughs at several posts. These off kilter forums seem to be the place for things like that and there are the specific sports forum for more serious stuff. Not sure why you come to these forums about serving time if you're too mature for it. Anywho - only been here a short time and not interested in verbal sparring via the internet so will continue to enjoy this site that I CAN't BELIEVE I didn't know about sooner.