so by my calculations 39 yrs of jerking off -- yes boys and girls if youre in your 20's or teens you will still be whacking off when you're in your 50's
with a low estimate of 5 times a week average I have successfully rubbed one out over 10,000 times ..without being caught.
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so by my calculations 39 yrs of jerking off -- yes boys and girls if youre in your 20's or teens you will still be whacking off when you're in your 50's
with a low estimate of 5 times a week average I have successfully rubbed one out over 10,000 times ..without being caught.
reminds me of the time i walked in on my roommate in the dorms,,,,i had just left but realized I had forgot something when i got to my car,,,came back opened the door -- now picture this 4'11 black dude with little baby dreads, he had his pants around his ankles, standing in front of the t.v., jerking off with his eyes closed, with the tv on a black and white porn channel that was scrambled (you could maybe make out a nipple once every 30 seconds)
it was a little awkward after that...........
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reminds me of the time i walked in on my roommate in the dorms,,,,i had just left but realized I had forgot something when i got to my car,,,came back opened the door -- now picture this 4'11 black dude with little baby dreads, he had his pants around his ankles, standing in front of the t.v., jerking off with his eyes closed, with the tv on a black and white porn channel that was scrambled (you could maybe make out a nipple once every 30 seconds)
Is it really that crazy? Female schoolteachers seduce students all the time. I have a buddy who is a karate instructor. He got finished with his class and one of the kid's mom (her kid was going on a sleep over with another kid in the class) caught him in his car and asked him if he "had a few minutes." It was winter so he unlocked the passenger door. She got in. They talked about her kid for a little while and she proceeded to blow him right there. He never had an inkling that she was even into him.
And I know this guy. He does NOT make shit up.
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Quote Originally Posted by gamble04:
This story seems made up
Is it really that crazy? Female schoolteachers seduce students all the time. I have a buddy who is a karate instructor. He got finished with his class and one of the kid's mom (her kid was going on a sleep over with another kid in the class) caught him in his car and asked him if he "had a few minutes." It was winter so he unlocked the passenger door. She got in. They talked about her kid for a little while and she proceeded to blow him right there. He never had an inkling that she was even into him.
Is it really that crazy? Female schoolteachers seduce students all the time. I have a buddy who is a karate instructor. He got finished with his class and one of the kid's mom (her kid was going on a sleep over with another kid in the class) caught him in his car and asked him if he "had a few minutes." It was winter so he unlocked the passenger door. She got in. They talked about her kid for a little while and she proceeded to blow him right there. He never had an inkling that she was even into him.
And I know this guy. He does NOT make shit up.
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:
Is it really that crazy? Female schoolteachers seduce students all the time. I have a buddy who is a karate instructor. He got finished with his class and one of the kid's mom (her kid was going on a sleep over with another kid in the class) caught him in his car and asked him if he "had a few minutes." It was winter so he unlocked the passenger door. She got in. They talked about her kid for a little while and she proceeded to blow him right there. He never had an inkling that she was even into him.
And I know this guy. He does NOT make shit up.
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
still trying to say your story is "true" get a hobby and quit making up stories on covers
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
still trying to say your story is "true" get a hobby and quit making up stories on covers
When I was a senior in high school I was rubbing one out at home alone. All of sudden one of my mom’s friends (major MILF) walked in on me. I completely forgot that she was redecorating our house. I quickly covered myself up and she said “you don’t have to stop.”She ended up giving me one of the best blow jobs I've ever gotten.
Of course some of that could have added by the fact that was I use to 15-18 year old girls with little to no experience, but still.
The only thing you've ever written here on COVERS that I believe.
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:
When I was a senior in high school I was rubbing one out at home alone. All of sudden one of my mom’s friends (major MILF) walked in on me. I completely forgot that she was redecorating our house. I quickly covered myself up and she said “you don’t have to stop.”She ended up giving me one of the best blow jobs I've ever gotten.
Of course some of that could have added by the fact that was I use to 15-18 year old girls with little to no experience, but still.
The only thing you've ever written here on COVERS that I believe.
still trying to say your story is "true" get a hobby and quit making up stories on covers
Still trying to convince yourself that stuff like that never happens to anyone but celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, and porn stars so you don’t feel as bad that it has never even been close to happening to you?
Like I said: your reaction is completely understandable.
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Quote Originally Posted by GetPaid25:
still trying to say your story is "true" get a hobby and quit making up stories on covers
Still trying to convince yourself that stuff like that never happens to anyone but celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, and porn stars so you don’t feel as bad that it has never even been close to happening to you?
Like I said: your reaction is completely understandable.
This past year for the thanksgiving break i got caught by my father. He just walked into my room ¨hey Eddie what do you want me to do with the left overs¨. I had my pants down to my ankles 2 porn magazines wide open and a pair of my ex wifes dirty panties in my face. Its fucking awkward moment. i never got caught when i was a kid but i get caught now that im 34.
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This past year for the thanksgiving break i got caught by my father. He just walked into my room ¨hey Eddie what do you want me to do with the left overs¨. I had my pants down to my ankles 2 porn magazines wide open and a pair of my ex wifes dirty panties in my face. Its fucking awkward moment. i never got caught when i was a kid but i get caught now that im 34.
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
It's weird. Some kid says his teacher invited him over to her house and proceeded to do him and people have no problem believing that.
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:
Guys that have never even been close to having something like that happen to them like to assume any guy that says it happened to them is lying.
Its kind of like when an average looking guy sees a smoking hot woman with another average looking guy and they tell themselves she is only with him because he is rich (even if he is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and driving a $20,000 car). It makes them feel better about themselves.
Their reaction is completely understandable. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves thinking that stuff like that only happens to celebrities, star athletes, multimillionaires, porn stars, and ridiculously good looking guys then I say more power to them.
It's weird. Some kid says his teacher invited him over to her house and proceeded to do him and people have no problem believing that.
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