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What do you say to a guy with his hand in his pocket?    Hey your lover is stalking you!   Sorry I couldn't resist
 
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Well, I guess some of you jack-offs (pun intended) aren't laughing at me and my Snuggie anymore.................are you?

 

 
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LOL!  Classic thread.  I had some close calls in college.  I would sometimes get really yipped up on Adderall when studying for a big test and that stuff just made want to fuck, fuck, fuck.  I had a roommate who didn't understand the concept of knocking and in between getting water and taking a smoke break I would sometimes forget to lock my bedroom door.  I remember yelling "Knock!" multiple times when I heard him coming down the hall after a few close calls.  Besides that, can't say I've ever been caught "dick in hand," but as long as it's not by my mother, I could really give a shit if it ever happens. 
 
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Yeah I hear ya--- I never got caught dick in hand, but whats worse is doing it at night after no booty calls, and people in same room lmaoooooooo----gotta hear the breathing anyways no matter how sneaky you try hiding or covering the fact of doing it lmaooooo! Imagine you being the person staring in the dark of same room, and know whats going on lmaooooooooooooo fuck it, would have to buy a IN-FLATE-A-MATE
 
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In the movie something about Mary -- Ben Stiller gets caught with out getting caught-----Marys "new gel" says it all, but that was a classic of getting caught-but not lol, along with penis stuck in zipper
 
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one time I jerked off in the nurses rooms at school. I was feeling sick so I went to the office they sent me there so they could call my parents to see if they could pick me up. I had some time to kill and the school nurse was hot. ( believe it or not) So i rubbed one out and then she came back in I was in the process of zipping up my pants. I don't think she noticed. 

Another time I was jerking in my bed and my brother walked in. He didn't notice. I played it cool.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JohnAlz:

LOL!  Classic thread.  I had some close calls in college.  I would sometimes get really yipped up on Adderall when studying for a big test and that stuff just made want to fuck, fuck, fuck.  I had a roommate who didn't understand the concept of knocking and in between getting water and taking a smoke break I would sometimes forget to lock my bedroom door.  I remember yelling "Knock!" multiple times when I heard him coming down the hall after a few close calls.  Besides that, can't say I've ever been caught "dick in hand," but as long as it's not by my mother, I could really give a shit if it ever happens. 


Exactly....AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BY MY MOTHER...yeah she probably knows, since your mother should know (BEATLES), but it's pretty natural and I am willing to bet your friend's/peers also have dated lefty or righty I guess god doesn't know since I'm clearly killing his children
 
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Best place would be the shower
 
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Quote Originally Posted by xxMARTINIxx:

Best place would be the shower

i'd say 30 minutes before shower.. You rub one out then you get the after juice.. like 5-15minutes after your juice.. 
 
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I've been caught plenty of times. Freshman year of college we had bunkbeds in the dorm and I was bottom bunk. I would wait for my roommate to pass out and quietly jerk it. Every now and again he'd yell out dude are you jerking off and I'd stop in my tracks and pretend I was asleep.


When I was in high school, my dad walked down the hall to my room one sunday morning to see if I was going to church and blatantly caught me whacking it. He quickly closed the door and I could hear him laughing walking away. He went to go tell my brother about it and caught him whacking off as well. He was dying of laughter saying something like you sinners need to come to church.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

I've been caught plenty of times. Freshman year of college we had bunkbeds in the dorm and I was bottom bunk. I would wait for my roommate to pass out and quietly jerk it. Every now and again he'd yell out dude are you jerking off and I'd stop in my tracks and pretend I was asleep.


When I was in high school, my dad walked down the hall to my room one sunday morning to see if I was going to church and blatantly caught me whacking it. He quickly closed the door and I could hear him laughing walking away. He went to go tell my brother about it and caught him whacking off as well. He was dying of laughter saying something like you sinners need to come to church.


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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

When I was a senior in high school I was rubbing one out at home alone. All of sudden one of my mom’s friends (major MILF) walked in on me. I completely forgot that she was redecorating our house. I quickly covered myself up and she said “you don’t have to stop.”  She ended up giving me one of the best blow jobs I've ever gotten.

Of course some of that could have added by the fact that was I use to 15-18 year old girls with little to no experience, but still.



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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:



appreciate the honest answer

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Quote Originally Posted by Time_Is_Money:


i'd say 30 minutes before shower.. You rub one out then you get the after juice.. like 5-15minutes after your juice.. 

And you can take the after piss before hopping in the shower

 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

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Quote Originally Posted by JohnAlz:

And you can take the after piss before hopping in the shower



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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

When I was a senior in high school I was rubbing one out at home alone. All of sudden one of my mom’s friends (major MILF) walked in on me. I completely forgot that she was redecorating our house. I quickly covered myself up and she said “you don’t have to stop.”  She ended up giving me one of the best blow jobs I've ever gotten.

Of course some of that could have added by the fact that was I use to 15-18 year old girls with little to no experience, but still.

all you had to do was replace major MILF by pet dog and ur story would have been believable because most covers posters could relate to that story

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Littlest-Hobo:

all you had to do was replace major MILF by pet dog and ur story would have been believable because most covers posters could relate to that story

Judging from some of the responses, I think you’re right.  It seems a few guys here not only have never had a decent looking woman come on to them, but they think that sort of thing only happens to celebrities, star athletes, porn stars, multimillionaires, and guys that look like abercrombie models.

I kind of feel sorry for them. But hey, if living in a bubble of self-delusion makes them feel better about themselves then more power to them.

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2ppWm_pIc
 
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Nothing wrong with pulling on off!!!Its safe and healthy!!!Prevents prostate cancer!!!!Besides id rather jerk off then deal with gf or wife bullshit......If I see hottie at work I just wait on her teake her money wish her great day then work shift then go home and pull on off!!!!Way way way better then going to to bars to find girls in most cases you'd get shot down. If your hard up for sex call 1 800 numbers for phone sex!!!Way way way better then dating or having gf.
 
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never got caught but had my first boner in science class. Started playing around with it like a joystick and surprisingly, the girls were laughing like crazy. I was expecting some "you loser" shit.
 
 
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and a pair of my ex wifes dirty panties in my face.
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